Brit/pol/ BASED SARGON EDITION

No headlines to speak of but

>Theresa May favourite to become Tory Leader, backed by the Daily Mail

>Gove backstabs Boris in chilling Machiavellian fashion to replace him as Tory Leader contender

>Comrade Corbyn still not standing down - Labour Blairites considering forming a new party

>Lib Dems do nothing

>UKIP cucked AGAIN by Carswell on Question Time

>We still haven't left the EU or triggered Article 50

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CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO LADS, LMAO

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First for Andi

Any aspirations? Commitments to be done in the next 6 months?

>tfw the anglosphere answered our call

An article I read said that osborne is backing gove and was instrumental in his johnson backstab

Was that quote directed at thundercuck?

YEAH, MATE. IS THAT WHERE THE FOOTBALL IS INNIT YEH M8?

I've never been a fan of neoreactionary "alt-right" weirdo demagogues that make a killing off of shouting at other likeminded angry people on the internet

Get a job in England. Almost have enough experience in my profession to apply for a work visa.

And I've never been a fan of tripfaggots

Indians have been gloating over our supposed 'economic decline' so they can fuck right off.

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imagine this woman as prime minister

this woman wants to lead the labour party and, by extension, lead the country through the historic and difficult years that are coming

imagine her sitting across the negotiating table from any other world leader. even trudeau makes her look like a wet napkin.

What are you looking to do?

Whats the profession?

Being a professional victim is highly popular at the moment

I think you all need a history lesson.

We joined the EEC under suspicious circumstances at best. Edward Heath assured the Brittish public they we not joining some sort of greater European union. They voted twice and it was literally shoved through parliament much like Brexit is being now.

In 1994, when I was 14 we joined the European Union.

There was no public vote or consultation.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Don't you remember actual history that badly?

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wow, she is really soft-spoken

it's kinda cute, actually, shame she's a fucking Blairite

The quieter guys are fine, just feeling things out in this godawful dystopian mess like the rest of us. The ones who get off on being 'personalities' I can do without

Who the fuck comes up with these terrible PR ideas?

Why is it important that the chancellor gets along with some kids?

> Engineers in the UK definitely don't get paid in line with a lot of the world, I'll blame that on New Labour

Also the gutting of British manufacturing while going all out on the London financial cartel.

The country needs a secondary industry renaissance. It could bring prosperity back to the north and we could actually make useful goods again rather than jewing the world from the City.

>Leave Johnson to me

What did he mean by this?

Osborne and Gove are good friends, the referendum hasn't affected that so it's not a surprise.

I'm a PA. I went through the long grueling process of getting reciprocity for my education in the UK and after I finish up a few more months at work I'll have a decent enough resume to see if I can get a job in the healthcare system over there.

It's a shame my grandparents gave up their British citizenship, I wouldn't have to do this bullshit had they just passed it down.

United States is doomed and it looks like true Toryism is about to make a resurgence across the pond so I'm coming on over boys. Not a leech though, I actually work and contribute and all that.

Fuck off we're full.

We don't need another fucking """""white""""" yank coming here and diluting our culture any further, the uncucking has only just begun, anyone not of pure English stock will be deported.

No one gives a fuck about Americans over here you're welcome to join the fray. It's the plebeian Euros that there's an issue with.

how embarrassing

This is why we need Leadsom

Stay mad faggot my ancestors shed blood for the UK numerous times, you kindly fuck off.

Don't worry after 5 years when I get the vote it'll always be for UKIP. Fuck the EU, England forever.

Based Canucks.

>"Why should we fight" he asked me,
>"'Cause England is at war?
>Why are they fighting now, Dad,
>What are they fighting for?
>What does it mean to you, Dad,
>To babes, and mum, and me?
>The Germans won't come here
>From away across the sea.
>So why should you go there, Dad,
>And leave us here to cry?
>Is it cause England owns us?
>Is that the reason why?"
>His eyes look widely at me,
>I tightly held my son,
>And this is how I answered,
>His questions one by one.

>"We fight when England calls us,
>For in her sacred keep
>The ashes of our fathers
>Lie in her soil asleep.
>And many times for England
>They fought that she'd be free,
>And they are part of England,
>And so, my son, are we.
>And some may pass her by, lad,
>And some may scorn her hand,
>But we must be forever
>A part of that fair land.
>For everything we have son,
>That's good and fine and just
>Was washed in British blood
>And given to us on trust.

>"And we must keep that trust, son,
>Against the force of greed.
>And fight beside old England
>Whenever she's in need.
>And once again she's calling
>Across the Empire wide,
>And all her Empire answers:
>"You'll find us at your side"
>Oh yes, we're owned by England,
>But we own England, too,
>As you are part of me son,
>And I am part of you"

>>Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada

Well, its either us or the EU
lets sell em toilets and buy up all that cheap food
we in competition nao, it's trade war time

>the entire MENA area threatening to flood us with xenos til we drown in brown
>"wew lad I'm angry as fuck about poles and yanks"

why though

IT IS NOVEMBER 2016 AND PRIME MINISTER MICHAEL GOVE HAS JUST CALLED A SNAP ELECTION (after repealing the fixed term parliaments act)

ANGELA EAGLE IS LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Fair play. If you go into the NHS you'll do alright, the money isn't great but it's a lot better than a lot of other industries.

Wouldn't expect any American to be a leech tbqh, you're decent people who understand the value of working. Good luck with it. If you move somewhere outside of London let me just advise against Birmingham, Leicester, Blackburn, Leeds and Glasgow.

So what happened to based Boris? What was the betrayal that caused him to rule out a run for PM?

I know a guy who needs a PA, his just resigned I think. Promises good working conditions, fair wages, and secure employment, just don't ask him about the jews. Pic related.

TOTAL

WAR

South Africa is conspicuously missing

The Labour Party gets fucked, Tories lose marginals to UKIP. Tory/UKIP coalition

Zimbabwe isn't either, unfortunately any whites left there are deluding themselves. Come home White South Africans

>ywn fuck your own fat mum

>muh heritage

Your ancestors are fucking traitors to the crown at best and probably not even fucking British. You probably have a shitload of nigger and indian blood coursing through your impure veins. You were raised in a degenerate culture that has rendered you a cultural contagion even if you aren't consciously aware of it. You will never be British, you will always be "the yank" and will be treated as such. Forever an outsider, never accepted. Probably true for you now because as we all know expats are always losers who failed in their own country and somehow think things will be better halfway round the world.

It won't be better, fucking kill yourself now.

we will never stop loving Britain.

When the fuck is the captcha going to be fixed?

>Tory/UKIP coalition
That would spell the end of UKIP and the chances of any serious conservative party being set up

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2014/09/a-tory-ukip-pact-would-be-bad-for-britain.html

Lefties before Brexit:
>That Boris Johnson is just after David Camerons job, I really hope he doesn't become Prime Minister

Lefties after Brexit:
>How dare Boris Johnson campaign for brexit then not want to become Prime Minister.

Yup, and now Brexit is fucked. Theresa 'Remain' May is gonna end up as PM

do you like Thomas Hobbes-themed music?

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Or....

Tories stay in this shitstorm they're in.

Labour go full blown socialist and take a stupid number of votes.

UKIP take the Blairites and Eurosceptic Tories

Labour and UKIP form a coalition

>Socialist

>Nationalist

>Government

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>that democracy loving crowd

WE CAN LEAVE THE COMMON MARKET AT ANY TIME. THE PEOPLE ARE SOVEREIGN, DON'T ALLOW ANY FORM OF DIGRESSION FROM THOSE FACTS. THE ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE SOVEREIGN. WE RULE THE ENGLISH LAND.

>thinking full blown socialists would get votes

The entire reason they can't win is the perception of being too left wing

Either that or his family moved over there within the last 300 years.
Do remainers even know what they voted against? It's honestly gone way past trying to thwart democracy and becoming a case of "I BLAME BREXIT FOR THIS" or "YOU VOTED FOR THIS WHEN YOU VOTED FOR BREXIT"

>Labour go full blown socialist and take a stupid number of votes.
You've gotta remember it was Middle England that was scared about Socialist Labour and voted for the Tories in 2015

I would seriously like to thank the political memers of Sup Forums. Only hours after some breaking news we already have countless fresh memes. Literally hundred of hilarious photoshops and videos already of Francis Urquhart Gove, and Jezz "I am the Shadow Cabinet" Corbyn.

Like, who even does it? I could never do it.

Nah May will deliver. The problem with her is everything else she'll deliver.

>the money isn't great but it's a lot better than a lot of other industries.

Yea I'd be taking a major pay cut, like a gut wrenching one. But honestly the United States is no longer the free and independent project of glory that the Founding Fathers setup. We've lost ourselves so completely I see no hope for the future here.

The one thing I'm worried about with NHS is opportunity though.... In the US a PA can get a job literally anywhere at anytime, we are badly needed. Can't tell if that's the same in the UK.

>fucking kill yourself now.

All in good time brother

Leaving Britain for America is a betrayal of the crown, end of. If his family moved 20 years ago that would still be true. Moving to Australia and New Zealand is still acceptable, Canada used to be but they've fallen into complete degeneracy owing to their proximity to the US.

You're underestimating the YOUTH and the EDUCATED

Apparently they all fucking love Corbyn. It's crazy but it seems to be true.

Definitely don't think they'll win but I think the Tories will be hemorrhaging votes next election and I think there will be another coalition and I can't see Labour and the SNP doing anything together.

YKTD dropped your tag because you're traction is finite.

But now they have UKIP. The working man's party with less socialist bullshit.

it is amazing how quickly this stuff is generated.

>you're
your

What?

Ozzy and Govers are very smart and supposedly quite popular within their own party.

Some of us serve Kek. Others have aligned ourselves with older, and more powerful beings.

This is where we are.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36663181

no real opposition, Tory run riot, Blairites will reinforce their grip on power if a GE is called, Labour will be toast.

Keep it up Corbyn

Wait.. A National Socialist government in Europe? Where did I heard this before?

M8, seriously you've given me loads of (you)'s all across Sup Forums. Are you following me?

>Very deep pit reserved in hell
Lads I think Gove is about to go missing.

Man, /britpol/ almost makes me wish I was British. Your politics are so much more interesting and entertaining than ours. Seriously, half the reason to love Trump is that he's the most interesting thing to happen to US politics in years. Most of the time it's just people yelling about racists and endlessly trolling for money.

dass rayciss

but they are actually winning votes up here slowly. I genuinely think they'll get a constituency or two, mine is easy pickings. There's an ex BNP lad who runs as independent, nearly won last year.

Nice lad too, not a proper paki hating cro-magnon. Only problem is he's formerly affiliated with BNP now

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not on purpose, I've just been posting shitloads the last few weeks

What is spawn of Stalin looking at?

I didn't get it either lad

Well you're going to be coming to a far less free country I think. I have never been to the US nor do I know much about the way it works but I imagine that our small Island is a lot more controlled than your insane amount of land. And remember that the cost of living is probably higher here than in the US, though that depends completely on where you live and on your healthcare plan over there.

The NHS turnover is HIGH. With good experience you really shouldn't find it too hard to get in, though I've got no personal experience. I assume you can apply from abroad since half of the staff come from fuck knows where so that's worth a go... If not, definitely take a look at UK recruitment agencies and see if they can help you sort it.

Outside of the NHS I'm not sure. In London there are a shit load of jobs but in the rest of England you're likely to end up in the 'apply and hope' scenario. Though many places seem to have an unreasonable hardon for US workers so you'll be at the front of the queue (thanks Obama).

I'd try BUPA and SAGA too, they're our biggest private healthcare companies and pay better than the NHS from what I've heard.

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No shit.
Grow a spine.

I have no idea lad. But I feel like it makes sense, I'm sure it would end well.

A Blairite that hasn`t been purged yet.

How does one become a candidate quickly ;)?

This is some Game Of Thrones shit. Anyone done any parodies?

Be smart, cuck close friends.

Shame UKIP don't allow BNP members as they'd see a big surge but it makes sense.

If an ex BNP indy can get close then I think UKIP have a fucking good chance. I've got a bet on 6 seats in the next election so I fucking hope so.

This is some Thomas Mair posting on a Britain First facebook page tier shit right here
No wonder the kid crossposted to Reddit

Britain only joined the EU in 1994.

Most of the time it's complete shit and boring with only our Elite toffs and young millennial faggots engaging. Speaking objectively, Yank politics is far more exciting. I mean, you have an election that's fucking ages away and you're already way into the campaigns.

I mean for MP, community work, campaigning?

>How can the EU be real if our eyes aren't real

Nice conjecture. The fact remains, the overwhelming majority of people here disagree with you. Some even hate you.

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Idiot.

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it's half 3 bong go to bed you autist

>I'm exempt tho

>Well you're going to be coming to a far less free country I think.

Yes this is absolutely true. However I find the British seem to have some sense of tradition (at least outside of the major cities) and your people seem to care about their country and government somewhat considering your level of turnout for elections and such.

My problem with the United States is complex and I couldn't explain it on an image board. Mind you this is coming from someone who served and has worked in the American healthcare system. I believe in the men and the ideas that founded this country but we let it all fall apart.

All I'll say is that William Pitt the Younger hit the nail on the head: "Let the American people go into their debt-funding schemes and banking systems, and from that hour their boasted independence will be a mere phantom."

>NHS turnover is HIGH..... US workers at the front of the queue....try BUPA and SAGA

This is all amazing information, thank you man.

HOW CAN I SLEEP WHEN THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE ITT WHO DON'T REALISE THAT BLAIRITES CONTROL BOTH OUR MAJOR PARTIES*

*(Labour shortly to be excluded)

I know how to get rid of brown people


Plant trees

if Britain is covered in forest again, then brown people will all look like this

they have barely enough sun as it is

You children need to learn history.

>tfw no gf

The late night feels are hitting me hard. Anyone else suffering tonight?