Time for our bi-weekly "don't save her she don't wanna be saved" how-to-fix-Sup Forums hiro-sanctioned meta thread

Time for our bi-weekly "don't save her she don't wanna be saved" how-to-fix-Sup Forums hiro-sanctioned meta thread.

There's been a lot of talk about splitting Sup Forums, probably the same way /gif/ was split i.e. the original board remained as the contamination one (tabloids, celebrities, YouTube, general media drama etc in Sup Forums's case) and a new one was made for the board's original purpose, in hopes that the new, slower, hopefully more regulated board would be better at facilitating discussion.

Other suggestions included tighter moderation on Sup Forums as is, or word filters and harsher bans for the usual suspects.

Honestly I'm beginning to think the best solution would be to include it in the inevitable boards purge, seeing as how it's among the least on-topic boards, yet is large and fast and goes through a lot of bandwidth.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwDFdtX8yuE
thewrap.com/millennial-tv-ratings-top-broadcast-shows-empire-football-simpsons/?mode=3
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

disable mobileposting
ban everyone with reddit cookies
make a /cel/ board

there

These meta threads do jackshit.

Just make quality posts in threads you like, and if that thread doesn't exist then you make it.

No way around it.

jannies pruned the last one, but sure... make another thread

okay good call we'll split the board and filter out various spam and buzzwords

go

television is a broad topic and if you don't like what you see you can go back to some slow boring board like /lit/

This.
OP, stop being so autistic, do your janitor applications keep being rejected or what?
Contribute quality posts to quality threads, that's as much as anyone can do. It's unhealthy to think this much about a japanese scamming board.

porn, memes and pedophilia doesn't belong here

Delete /mlp/ as a social experiment

Every other board will collectively lose their shit

I just ate a whole box of cream doughnuts and fuck it was awesome

We need more Bane.

I'm serious.

Listen, these threads are stupid. The problem isn't mods. The problem is the cancerous userbase. If you people wanted to discuss filsm you would but instead you post BLACKED, RLM, Star Wars, superhero shit, Sup Forums tweets and other garbage.

/kino/
Sup Forums
/cel/

three boards

>slow boring board like /lit/

this is what a /kino/ board would become. bunch of pretentious faggots who'd tell you to go back to Sup Forums anytime you mention a movie that isn't black and white + french and has a 1-hour shot of a dead dove on the sidewalk in it.

I don't like capeshit, pedo, or trump/murrican politics threads either but you can't fix this. just filter and stay out of those threads.

A tidal wave of crap washes away all quality with it. As users we can't stop that deluge but mods can.

only if /cel/ gets ALL youtube shit

what's wrong with mobileposting

The moderation on TV is the shittiest of all. It is extremely partisan and the european mods are too strict while the murifat mods are too lenient.

Easy ban evasion makes for a perfect shitposting device.

>there are posters on Sup Forums who leave their house

ree

To further my point, it's a losing battle. There's a thread about cock size on the front page that you losers are still responding to.

Autocorrect and misspellings. Short worthless reddit tier posts. At a computer you can refine your post while doing other things and make sure it's ok, with a phone it's too much of a hassle to retype and cut/paste shit. I lurk on phone sometimes but people who post from their phones annoy the heck out of me.

board split is really needed
Sup Forums
/film/
/yt/ or /eceleb/

>/yt/ or /eceleb/
Fuck that would be a shithole. Just give us fucking /cel/ for god's sake, people have been asking for years.

its the only thing that belongs here

I don't think most people know how to filter posts, there should be a manual stickied considering the sheer volume of crap that can be hidden.

A youtube board would be sick as fuck, people talking about their youtube comments or channels, would also contain a lot of trash.
Also would be funny to see people shill their own shit channels and get trolled.

YouTube stuff should really just be redirected to trash or Sup Forums.

>contamination

*containment

Ban anyone who responds to off-topic threads. It's pretty obvious which threads don't belong here yet some of them get hundreds of responses. Hardly anyone is here to talk about tv and film, they are here to shitpost.

we should be able to make threads discussing an actresses body of work

Close Sup Forums for a month
Let all shiposters move to other boards an getting used at shitting up those
Repone Sup Forums and split it as /film/ and /television/

>/yt/ or /eceleb/
In all seriousness /trash/ seems to be a perfectly fine place to talk about Youtubers

If by body of work you mean films then yes. If you mean bitching about Meryl Streep mocking Trump or some actresses' literal body fuck off to Sup Forums or /s/.

Can we actually somehow get rid of pedo posters?

It's not about not seeing the crap, it's about not having it in the first place, it bumps off (or ruins) quality threads.

this would require someone who can decide what is on and off topic.
if you think the mods are capable of doing this you are wrong.

Could work.

You know I try to make good movie discussions but I dont always get replies.

People are instead too busy on blacked threads and Bane threads.

No one wants to actually talk about cinema despite being fans of kino

>ban people!
If only that actually did anything other than encourage them to shitpost harder.

I'm talking about obvious spam like porn, animal cruelty, gore and the bot that posts little girls.

>try to start a movie discussion
>turns into waifuposting instead
I'm not even surprised when it happens anymore

And the endless bait threads, twitter drama, and pasta/reposts.
Basically, 90% of the board.

Not in your lifetime.

Pretty much every board talks about young girls in their own way, be it loli, western cartoon girls, Lolita the book, anime OS personifications, etc. The problem on Sup Forums is that they're actual young girls (or boys).

We should be allowed to discuss games if an actor is in it i.e. Kevin Spacey's brilliant performance in Call of Duty
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwDFdtX8yuE

I didn't think it was possible for Spacey to get any creepier, but that proved me wrong.

quit bitching about things that piss you off

Walk into kitchen


see this

wut do

I don't understand why people like it. Posting the same autistic, stupid shit isn't really funny or entertaining.

well if some people could just stop replying to obvious b8 threads that would stop a lot of it but unfortunately too many of Sup Forumss userbase is mentally ill

It is if you're underage, autistic, and frustrated.

For the (you)s, brother. It's purely the buzz of sitting there watching all the replies roll in. Even abuse and mockery makes them feel good. If only their parents had hugged them more.

I dunno, repetition sometimes makes things funny that wouldn't be so on their own. The David Letterman school of comedy.

No, you're wrong. The mods are definitely a major part of the problem. If they knew how to do their job, the catalog of a blue board wouldn't be full of porn. In fact, I'm starting to suspect they're allowing it on purpose.

A /yt/ board is really needed to contain all these rlm and ecelebs that fester Sup Forums and Sup Forums so much

it's funny because you know that is not actually something new but is a repetition of something that happened in the past, it's like an inside joke that only you and other people get

Reddit: The Thread

UUUU

NO MORE DEAD CAWPS

SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>"I could kill you but I won't because I'm not a monster".
Y
>shoots your friend in the stomach and makes a remark about him bleeding out
>Decides to kill half of Americans by launching missiles across the country
What did he mean by this

You should be banned for uttering those words.

GET THE FUCK BACK YOU SCARY

For a while people actually were, "reddit boogeyman" was an bannable offence. But then as usual the mods gave up. Still, it's a sign that the person posting it is genuinely a moron with nothing to say.

first post best post
no srsly all the cuck stuff gets posted by mobile users, i'd also rangeban Australia just to be sure

Funny how you didn't mention cunny shit.

Almost as if the cunny poster was posting that shit to distract from his deranged obsession.

That stuff needs to go too.

ONTO MY HARD DRIVE

t. reddit

it's fucking disgusting, the way you faggots flock here and get triggered and demand that because youve been here for maybe 2 or 3 years youre oldfags now and things need to change. what the actual fuck is the point of Sup Forums if its moderated to the point where it's just another plebbit shithole? the whole point of Sup Forums is people saying whatever the fuck they want and the retarded shit that spawns from it. if you actually have a problem with any of this shit then Sup Forums is literally not FOR YOU and you should actually go back to plebbit

I could live to be one hundred and I'll never understand your nonsense. Reddit and Sup Forums are exactly the same thing, the only difference is you like to stroke off to "muh sekret klub" nonsense, and would rather reveal in kiddie porn and gore and nonsense garbage than actually have a board worth visiting.

normies need to feel welcomed user, they're special little snowflakes remember


tfw no step 6

>I've been here all summer, fuck off you normies!

>confusing Sup Forums for Sup Forums

Ban all memes.

Memes belong on >B-b-but you need memes to have fun on Sup Forums
Only if you are a loser.

...

>carpet in the kitchen
M A D M A N

stay mad cause you losers can't shitpost while being inside a church

Reminder that when discussions like this start the board is typically in its way to the morgue. Sup Forums used to be great circa 2007 but when people started complaining about off topic shit posting the board went total pleb and became unbrowsable. Then Sup Forums and /r9k/ became the next victims

I've only been on Sup Forums from 2010-2012, but even then it was light years ahead of what Sup Forums is now. Sup Forums is practically Sup Forums-lite.

yeah bro its the exact same thing but with out usernames or upvotes or articles or propaganda or ridiculous levels of miral varketing and entirely populated by buzzfeed people exactly the same thing right you fucking idiot? if its exactly the same why the fuck are you even here? dumb cunt

>newfags claiming to be oldfags calling oldfags newfags

yeah you should be slaughtered. I can't even escape from the fucking internet being invaded by hordes of degenerate outsiders and attempting to outbreed the natives.

Anyone who says either "Sup Forums" or "Reddit" should get automatically range-banned. We've reached a point where the constant complaints about those two have become a nuisance in themselves.

inb4
>But you're just saying that because you're from Sup Forums / Reddit!
Please, don't prove my point.

You know russian counterpart of Sup Forums has /mov/ and /ser/, so in mov you discuss movies and movie news and there's one favorite actresses thread(for contamination purposes, because fucking retards cant jerk off somewhere else); and in /ser/ you discuss tv series and other shit.

Mixing those two produces way too much traffic. And meme threads, cuck threads etc. are allowed, so you really have one big shithole.

>it's reddit retard getting triggered because someone called him a reddit retard episode

Fuck this faggot ass, stupid ass, boring ass thread. you want change, go to plebbit.

also everyone who mentions "trump" or "sjw".

actor threads should be in /celeb/
including rlm meta posts

any /ourguy/ threads or "what was his problem" or "say his name" are also stale shit.

i think Sup Forums itself runs threads to get people to respond. it doesnt make sense that its one guy posting over and over the same image and text.

also split up Sup Forums and /film/. fuck these pleb tv watchers. tv has sucked and will suck forever.

most of this board is millenials anyway, millenials cut the cable, they dont watch tv. THERE ARENT EVEN SHOWS FOR MILLENIALS ON TV , except muh adult swim. i do not know what audience mtv caters to anymore.

Could be worse, at least we aren't Sup Forums tier.

>THERE ARENT EVEN SHOWS FOR MILLENIALS ON TV ,
Like 90% of modern films and TV shows are aimed at millennials. La La Land is getting a lot of shit because it isn't aimed at millennials.

ìit helps being a russian board
english allows too many people to come here from all kind of countries

>says a lot of tv is aimed at millenials
>gives example of a movie that is not

"what did he mean" threads need to be banned too.

but srs, tell me what shows are aimed at millenials. bbt? 2 broke girls? you can tell by the commercials for viagra during these programs that the audience for these are aging men who need boner pills.

thewrap.com/millennial-tv-ratings-top-broadcast-shows-empire-football-simpsons/?mode=3

HAHAHAHA yeah i'm sure millenials watch football on tv. and then they watch law and order svu bahahahahaha

i'm not saying ban trump talk if its about one of his many tv or film appearances. i just mean the political off topic posts.

on the other hand, i like the crab leg threads, and movie theater meta threads in general.

>Other suggestions included tighter moderation on Sup Forums as is
fuck off. Every fucking day you're killing actual good content aggregation and discussion threads, while cunny shit goes on for hours.

make Sup Forums sfw content about all video and film media. fire all the fucking jannies and mods and get new ones. Stop being faggots about pruning on topic threads that you don't like while facilitating constant Sup Forums-lite shitposting threads.

Ban Star Wars
Ban capeshit
Bring us back to the early years of Sup Forums

>blaming pop culture shit for your own inability to make good content
>pretending Sup Forums ever wasn't mostly shit

>doesnt like moderation/censorship
>wants Sup Forums to be a "sfw" tier board.

faggot dont browse Sup Forums at work/school. we have tits in our /films/ and they should be postable always.

Why? Because you say so?

that's really what /hr is

i meant, browse Sup Forums at work/school but accept the consequences and also challenge the puritan rules these places have on free expression.

get rid of all censorship, or stick to plebbit.

Bring back the green oval

>faggot dont browse Sup Forums at work/school. we have tits in our /films/ and they should be postable always.
I'm fine with having tits and lewds and whatever else to an extent, but being a blue board is kind of crucial for making Sup Forums what it is. It already has problems with cpshit, and not everyone is into randomly seeing fucked up gore and weird porn and shit in the discussion board about movies and tv.

Fuck off you stupid reddit cunt. Sup Forums is fine the way it is and we don't need some fat autistic faggots fucking it up because it doesn't fit their aspie view of Internet rules

Legitimately kill yourself

just go to Sup Forums faggot

Ban all americans, problem solved