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>tfw your ****** gets ******* edition

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haven't tugged the ol' weiner in nearly a week
not even doing nofap particularly, just haven't gotten a good chance nor have I felt the urge

Mine was posted earlier

Go the whole 9 yards and do nofap

>posted earlier
exactly

>intentional threadsplitting

Your discord is dead

Katy has A-class feet

no way lol that's for losers

Search the catalog before making a new thread, my new friend

waiting for drugman to bring the shrooms
getting 10 grams this time so there's no mistakes

Alright, faggots. Give me JUST one (1) *good* reason why marijuana should be illegal. By "good" I mean a reason based on objective fact and not "muh degeneracy."

I'll be waiting.

The girl I loved left the country

Just chugged a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
Love the silky texture and sweet taste.

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'nime

are you the dubai faggot?

It smells bad

nice

that's completely disgusting my man

What were they up to?

youtu.be/OgSmJihSwhQ

what does weed smell like?

Once did about that much in one sitting. Spaced it out too much so it didn't give me anything more intense. If you want a heroic trip you have to take them all at once

Who?

That's a nice opinion you have there. It would be a real shame if I were to... Disregard it...

it's legitimately unironically addicting

Burning musty autumn leaves

So is air
Or can you stop breathing for a day?
Hmm didn't think so

Still not seeing people call for a ban

Sweet skunk shit

first quality post you've ever made
have a (You)

Assuming that is true (it's not) then so is alcohol and tobacco. What is your point?

>"Mexican"
>doesn't know what weed smells like

hello proxy

>then so is alcohol and tobacco
yes, those are too
are you retarded?

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Again, I ask for your point.

that chi is exceptionally cute and fluffy

Good YouTube ads in Taiwan
Actually spent the 30seconds watching her shake that little ass

rate

my point is that it's addicting, obviously
can't you read?

That never stopped the other legal substances from being illegal, autismo.

asiansRgross/10

cute little butts > gross fat asses

>That never stopped the other legal substances from being illegal, autismo.
you mean legal, otherwise your sentence makes no sense

A couple of cuties

Yes, legal I meant. Still haven't been given that ONE good reason yet...

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The gf just left for college

I wanna pet it and rub it against my face so badly

>having a gf

fucking normalfag

so what? I'm playing devil's advocate here. He asked for one good reason it should stay illegal, there's one good reason.
I personally could care less if you want to smoke that shit, its your brain cells and your body

you really humiliated yourself with that little error there. not even those trips can redeem you

>long distance relationships
Say goodbye, she's not your gf anymore

So are we going to make alcohol and tobacco illegal because they are addictive?

Actually we got together by total mistake on my part. I'm an /r9k/ tier autismo. I'm just glad she gave me a chance.

no god damn can't you read?
fucking stoners

yes

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It doesn't matter, pointing it out would harm the one doing so more than me because it display's their argument status as "not".

Sh-she's faithful. She wouldn't cheat on me, r-right?

at least I'm not a weed addict

I'm thinking of going to the strip club

Can you read? Can you understand what I am implying, you literal aspie?

Unironically want to try this

flirt with the waitresses

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stop

Use tinder or buy an escort. At least you'll actually get sex. Most people working at a strip club usually hate the customers and vent about them when no one can see them.
t. EMT who has gotten a lot of emergency calls at strip clubs where performers are roofied

Last time I went I flirted with the bartender. She played along but I know she wasn't into me.

your implication is that I want to make alcohol and tobbaco illegal when that's obbiously not the case
have another bong rip why don't you

hows the EMT gig going for you

Cosplay foot content

You freaks like this? It's anime

Thanks for the advice bud. How much should I spend on an escort? I want to hire one.

>at least I'm not a weed addict

bartenders are pretty good at bullshitting, but as long as you stay friendly and don't try to get personal like asking for her number, she'll probably legit like you just on principle of not being a disgusting creep to deal with. Use her to vent or get advice user

My implication is if you want marijuana illegal then why not alcohol and tobacco if they are all addictive?

It's fun and I get valuable medical experience from it. It pays pretty well for a college kid like me too. I have tons of stories from the job and normies seem to enjoy hearing them. Overall it's a decent job but I wouldn't make a career out of it.

where do you go after that, full paramedic?

>if you want marijuana illegal
but I don't
god damn seriously learn to read

>paying a fortune for beers and to have some girl pretend to like you for money
Not really worth it

I'm not going for girls to pretend to like me. I'm going so that they grind up on me and so that I get to feel them up.

I've never personally hired an escort so I'm not much help. There's advice online like how to figure out real ones from police honeypots, how to detect underage escorts, what's a good price and services to expect, etc. If anything, if you have the money for an escort, just consider a week long vacation to Nevada, Canada, Germany, the Netherlands or any other place where prostitution is legal. It will be less risky legally, health wise, financially, and the risk of getting beaten up and robbed is really reduced.

you're not allowed to touch them dawg you'll get kicked out

You don't get to feel up the girls, they grind on you while you sit there.

The strip club I go to must be an exception but I feel them up hardcore

Okay, so you're playing "The Devil's Advocate" but you aren't really because you are not advocating anything on either side... Do you not know how this works?

God damn, are you fucking retarded or is this some form of subtle trolling?

Yeah. Full paramedic (ALS) is the next step up from BLS (what an EMT) without being a doctor/nurse but it requires a college class for marginally more pay but the same work and more responsibility/accountability. I'd just go into a nursing program instead of beating around the bush and going into ALS desu.

like their tits and shit?

>Canada
>legal prostitution
Guess again

I meant because not but

Tits, ass and pretty much any body part other than their vagina

so you're gonna go RN then after EMT? Is paramedic real shit, like having peoples lives on your hands day in and day out or is it mostly just taking old people with chest pain to the hospital and shit like that?

could this BE any more of a Friends thread?

let's put it this way then, I'm advocating as someone who would want all three of them to be illegal
is that good enough for you? fucking hell it's really not that hard to understand

So you are advocating within the context of this argument that alcohol and tobacco should be illegal as well?

fucking nanny state fags

sitcoms are consistently good at hiring wifey tier actresses

Last time I was in Montreal I saw a ton of prostitutes just walking around selling themselves and not even the police cared. I assumed it was legal. My mistake.