Describe the following characters WITHOUT saying what they look like...

Describe the following characters WITHOUT saying what they look like, what costume they wore or what their profession or role in the movie was.

Describe these characters to a friend as if they've never seen Lord of the Rings

comic relief

ned stark with daddy issues

It's like this, I'mma start from the top
Meriadoc Brandybuck, he's like
He's like that dude thatta sit back and watch you
Play yourself and all that right?
And see you sit there and know you lyin'
And he'll take you to court after that
Cuz he the Merry, that's why he the and
And also he the Master of Buckland
You know what I'm sayin?
And Peregrin Took, he the Chef
He cookin' up some marvelous second breakfast to get your mouth waterin'
On some "O shit"
Then, then it's, then it's Legolas Greenleaf
It's like mad different methods to the way he do his shit
And then Samwise Gamgee, he a psychopathic
He a psychopathic thinker
And and, then we got, then we got the Ol' Dirty Bastard Frodo
Cuz they ain't no father alive
That's why the Ol' Dirty Bastard
Gimli son of Gloin, you know what I'm sayin'
He on some now you see me, now you don't
Know what I'm sayin'
And and, the Boromir, he the sharpest motherfucka in the whole Clan
He always on point, razasharp
With the sweeps, with the strikes
Whatever, any Urukhai
And Aragorn, the Elessar is just the genius, hee
He's the backbone of the whole shit
He the head, let's put it that way
They form like Voltron, and Aragorn happen to be the head
You know what I'm sayin'

>le EBINN xxx360NOSCOPExxx pointy ear man
>le THE CHOSEN ONE ECKSDEE I AM DA TRUUU KING man
>le funny short AND MY AXE man its funny cause he's goofy and short and has a beard man
>le he's actually a BAD guy man
>le robe wearing angel man who can't use magic even though he's a """wizard"""
>best bros in the world and the only good characters
>le gay couple

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>>le gay couple
Nah, Merry and Peppin are not that bad.

I thought he was talking about Legolas and Gimbli
Or Aragorn and Boromir
Or Frodo and Sam
Or Gandalf and each one of them one after the other

Guess who this is:

Ancient
Wise
Kindly
Mysterious
Hidden power
Not to be trifled with

Not hard, is it?

Sam.

This is brilliant

I'll trifle with him all I want bitch.

Aragorn:
humble

Gandalf:
wise

Legolas:
charismatic

Boromir:
the chosen one, true heir to the throne of the kingdom of Gondor, and the champion who the one ring was unjustly withheld from

Gimli:
proud

Sam:
loyal

Frodo:
brave

Merry:
goofy

Pippin:
foolish

Apart from distinguishing Merry and Pippin it's easy

>Legolas:
>charismatic

Yeah, triggered me too.

Legilas is more detached, socially awkward elf. His arc in the story is learning to trust in others and connect, making a true friend in Gimli.

Best post I've read all month

Mike's arbitrary parameters were fucking stupid.

ITT: Mad Star Wars cucks shitting on a better trilogy than the OT.

>MUH WALKING
>MUH MANY ENDINGS

ROTK>>>>ROTJ

Prove me wrong.

Aragorn: Mysterious, courageous, honourable, intelligent, slowly coming to terms with his destiny and heritage.

Gandalf: Kind, wise, warm, jovial but if you get on his bad side he can be absolutely terrifying. A larger than life presence.

Legolas: Loyal, graceful, quieter than the others, exudes an aura of experience beyond his appearance.

Boromir: Brash, more aggressive, with more inner turmoil than anyone else in the fellowship.

Gimli: Incredibly headstrong, outwardly fearless but sometimes worries a lot internally, very prideful especially when it comes to Elves.

Sam: Absolute loyalty to Frodo, seemingly cowardly but actually the bravest of all. Simple but earnest.

can't be bothered to go on

I don't normally screencap stuff but that response tho.

Go back.

Gimli:
Gay

Legolas:
Gay for Gimli

Frodo was a nice farm boy who was very, very manly, he would never let a man touch him in a weird way.

Sam was a huge fag who lived all of his life trying to suck on frodo.

Gandalf was a weed lmao

Aragorn was a beta orbiter

Legolas was a pretentious little nigger

Kuririn and chinchin were gay lovers

boromir was the most noble man i have ever met

Gimli had little temper

Why don't you come and make me, you little fuccboi bitch

Tommy B

Aragorn is an experienced and travel-weary man. He has a great destiny but (in the films) is reluctant to pursue it out of fear of what might happen to him... even if he should succeed... given the failures of his ancestors.

Boromir is a man desperately seeking a solution to the long war plaguing his home. This love of country will ultimately be his undoing.

Gandalf is a strange fellow -- sometimes wise mentor, sometimes playing pranks and doing party tricks. However, he is very fond and protective of the hobbits.

Frodo is a young man who has realized that the wyrd is upon him. He is noble and courageous, despite being small and weak, and willing to take on burdens few could.

Samwise Gamgee is the most loyal of the bunch. He's a salt-of-the-earth sort of person, but would give his life for his friends.

Pippin is an idiot.

Meriadoc Brandybuck is an overeager young man, constantly pushing himself into situations he's not yet ready for.

Gimli is drunken comic relief (in the movie).

Legolas is lolsocoolxd (in the movie).

That really triggered my autism when he applies it to Queen Amidala, without mentioning that Padme is the same fucking character.

Can seem blustering and buffoonish, even crude, with a crass sense of humour and a volatile temper - but despite that, he is fierce, brave, steadfast, and loyal, and a staunch companion in times of dread.

A taciturn man who knows more than he says. Wise and worldly, though at times seeming world-weary, even haunted, he treats people fairly, with dignity and respect, no matter their station. Courageous and honorable, his resilience is intimidating.

For the most part, aloof, reserved, and almost haughty, though in times of temper seeming wild, fierce, even alien. However, despite his seeming arrogance and superiority, he is inspired with a deep love and respect of his companions, coming to recognise their greatness over time.

look how fucking white they are?

diverse remake when?

I understood that reference.

Bobby Lupo

Paul Blart

The superhero kid from Lazy Town.

Top row
Aragorn: Honorable leader who is in love with a elf.
Gandaf: The wise old man
Legoas: Charismatic guy
Boromir: tragic flawed man who dies redeemed.
Gimli: Proud, hardheaded, and full of life.
Sam: The Loyal one
Frodo: the Brave and duty bound one.
Merry: Goofy, but smart enough to be good at it.
Pippin: the other goofball. but a idiot.

from whom* the one ring was unjustly withheld

;)

>Frodo Baggins
Destined.

>Samwise "Sam" Gamgee
Loyal.


>Gandalf the Grey
Wise.

>Legolas
Overpowered.

>Gimli
Hardy.

>Aragorn
Conflicted.

>Boromir
Hothead.

>Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
Gay.

>Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Fool.