I was driving to pick up some Chinese food this evening when something struck my windshield with a "thump." I was at first startled and noticed a small frog sitting low on the glass, his shadow outlined against the bright hood of my car. He then leaped into the next lane of traffic, seemingly unharmed. Has kek summoned me? Is this a sign?
Also /Kek general/ I guess
kek
You must answer the chaos lords call brother, kek demands it!
I humbly call upon Kek to grant me a better job that I may no longer have to deal with nogs every day. Please hear your humble servant, O Great One
Kek graced you with his presence. That's all.
You will be blessed for a weeks time. Did he pee by chance? That's a bad sign.
But what am I being summoned to? I can't figure it out. Maybe I should sleep on it and perhaps it will come to me in a dream
I wouldn't know if he did, it was drizzling at the time.
witnessed
KEK will make his will known.
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Okay. Hmm... I say find a frog outside and sacrifice him. Do it by throwing him at an opposing cars windshield while going like 90mph. You have to even it out.
Praise Kek
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Frog jumping across traffic, eh?
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Let's skip right to the good ones.
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That was my thought on the way back to my apartment
"Shit, that guy was terrible at frogger"
But then again he made it to the second lane despite getting hit
Nobody on this board knows what that game is old man.
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I do.
Frogger
ALL HEIL KEK
So close
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Perhaps this is a sign. Will kek's message come to me if I smoke a ton of weed?
close
Is the NAU going to happen great kek?
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Frosch
someone needs to make a bot that points out how often people ask for kek to answer he BTFO
might as well go read some tea leaves fags
I too have collided with a frog in a similar manner.
Don't forget, you're here forever.
Witnessed
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
THROUGH HIM, BREXIT HAS WON
THROUGH HIM, CHAMPION TRUMP WILL WIN
PRAISE
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I'm sorry
>check'd
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