Well, i just ruined a whole meal trying to do this...

well, i just ruined a whole meal trying to do this. all it did was burn it to a crisp and made the whole pasta taste awful.

You gettin fuckin fresh?

>Expecting Italian-Americans to know anything about actual Italian cooking
>Expecting fictional wops to be any more accurate

you have to cook it on a very low heat.

How many onions did you use?

3. 3 small onions

you didn't slice it thin enough. or your pan was too hot. it's a very good system.

You fucked up. I use a razor blade to slice all my vegetables super thin.

You don't need 3 onions. 2 is enough.

Why don't you go home and get your fucking garlic press?

MOTHA FUCKIN MUTT

I can sit here and quote Good Fellows all day

>medium rare
>hmm, an aristocrat

what did he mean by this?

>tree

you dont cook the soffritto, you put it on low heat for at least 30 minutes then put it in with the tomatoes!

there is no chance you could burn it.

really funny.... really funny

Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't tell you. I don't press garlic anymore.

i thought you used to many onions. it was a good sauce, dont get me wrong, just too many onions

now go home and get your fucking garlic press

jesus christ, that disgusting shirt collar

GO GET YOU FUCKING TAILOR KIT

the point of the shot is to show the audience he has had his fingers manicured in prison

pic unrelated: just because

*smashes glass* MOTHAFUCKIN MUTT

but in all seriousness, it's a nasty fucking collar. Was that the usual fashion in those days?

its either ridiculously ugly expensive suits or track suits with wife beaters.

Its the Mafia law!

WOPS GO NUTS WITH THEIR SUITS, PEACOCKING GOOMBAS

Italian cuisine is the worst in the world

t.spitshine user

t. FROG DROWNING IN HIS BUTTER AND HEAVYCREAM

>tfw you fitna get whacked

you gotta be a made man for this to work

>2017
>not using powder Garlic

powder garlic is 99% nigger dandruff

Like in your mom's cunt

>EATING ANTICAKING AGENTS LIKE SILICON DIOXIDE

FRESH OR GTFO

Now go home and get ya PAN NICE AND HOT

Fucking love this board sometimes.

>hitman wop takes no pleasure in his work

is this the best "watch with dad" kino?

that's brokeback mountain kiddo

He asked "watch with dad" not "watch with your dad"

not only were you unable to caramelize it, you decided to pour the sauce on black, acrid burnt garlic instead of just scooping them out. too incompetent for credibility.

why even pretend if the situation described is too retarded. apply yourself

you didn't slice it thin enough

>both of them are wearing the same tie collar style shirt when they get wacked

KINO