I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

CRAWWWWWWWWWLING

IN

>what
>i've
>doooooooooooooone!

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

CAN'T WAKE UP

WAKE ME UP

YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

LOSIN MY SIGHT
LOSIN MY MIND

SAAAAAVE ME!

Kershaw blew a 4 run lead AND a 3 run lead.

NOISE NOISE
ANY KIND WILL DO

NO ONE

NO ONE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

CAUSE WE LOST IT ALL

TWO, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>TO CROSS OUT
>WHAT
>I'VE
>BE
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

>8
>HOME
>RUNS

BEFORE YOU GO GO

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

The latest Kershaw's reaction from giving up a home run for those who missed it.

Bumgarner > Kershaw

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE?

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

YOU WANTED To

...

GOT NO WHERE TO RUN

I don't pay attention to mlb

is kershaw a legit bad player or are people being contrarian because hes too good

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNNN

He's the best pitcher on the planet, but just chokes in the postseason every time.

he is literally the best pitcher to ever pitch in the regular season
he is literally the worst pitcher to ever pitch in the post season

Peyton Manning. Historically great during the regular season but drops turds every time October comes around

>He's the best pitcher on the planet
>just chokes in the postseason every time

sooo he's not the best pitcher on the planet..

I GOTTA STAY HIGH ALL THE TIME TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND

ahhhh fuck this one is a curve ball
now i just GOTTA listen to it
also, this is my favorite thread of the WS so far
cheers lads, happy posting

8 GOLD RINGS LIKE IM SHA SHABBA RANKS

He just chokes. Also he acts like a little BITCH when he does.
see

in raw terms of his stuff, he is the best. he has 3 cy youngs and an mvp.

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Lowest starting ERA and WHIP in the live ball era too

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

yea but he's trash when it matters. Kershaw will be the reason Kershaw never wins a ring. The series isnt over yet, though, so who knows

Nailed it. Every year, the lovers act like something's gotta change, and every year, everyone else just tells it how it is and awaits watching the KERCHOKE.
Welp. Tonight we witnessed this years' KERCHOKE... and it was glorious.

BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING

STAYIN' IN TO PLAY PRETEND WHERE THE FUN AIN'T GO NO END
AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

what are the odds he gets traded if the doyers lose?

Yeah he does suck when it matters but I was supplementing user's post about him being the best in the regular season

absolutely nil
he will pitch his whole career as a doyer
he will excel every season
he will choke every post season
like clockwork

>Will never be as good as Madbum and always chokes in the post

It warms my cold dead season

Zero. He's honestly the best pitcher in MLB when it comes to the regular season. I'd suggest that Dodgers put Kershaw in the fucking bullpen or something come playoff time. He needs to not go more than 4 innings

That'll probably give him more chances to choke since they'll be bringing him in in close games

does anyone else unironically find these song meme threads funny?

literally everyone who posts in them

It's not really his fault considering it's just luckswing

AND YOUUU CAN HAVEEE IT ALL.

AND THE SHAAAAAADOW OF THE DAAAAAY WILL EMBRAAAAACE THE WORLD IN GREEEEEEEY

HATE ME TODAYYYYY
HATE ME TOMORRROWWWWW
HATE ME FOR ALL THE THINGS I DIDNT DO FOR YOU

EZ

Can somebody add a new one to this?

>mfw people tried to say a routine 7 inning 1 run game was "historic" because they are trying to push the narrative that kershaw DOESN'T choke in the playoffs

is this really a chokejob if literally every pitcher is getting lit the fuck up on levels never before seen. Seriously its getting ridiculous. This world series so far has literally been a home run derby of who can hit the most.

Well to be fair he was pretty good in this postseason overall, but we knew that the choke was coming and it happened in the most spectacular fashion in the most inopportune of places

>mfw everyone is trying to push le juiced balls narrative because they don't realize kershaw is shit in the post season

>levels never before seen
>August 25, 1922, the highest-scoring game in major-league history took place: the Chicago Cubs defeated the Philadelphia Phillies 26–23, a total of 49 runs.
hmmm

Wow, you sure proved your point by going back 95 years and giving an example of one game.

The ball became juiced in the 20's too

P L A Y O F F
K E R S H I T

>pretty good in this postseason overall

A 4.34 ERA is not good

Besides his first start against Arizona and last night he has been solid. Quit being a retard.

He was 3-0 with a 2.96 ERA before this game

>if you ignore the bad parts he was good
>conditions I deem fair

...okay retard

ASSSSSSS

>this postseason overall

I just posted his overall postseason numbers

>people unironically defending a dude with a 25 era after the 7th inning
You can't even pull him before then most of the time because he has already given up 6 before the 5th inning

>postseason overall
>LOL THE 2 BAD STARTS ONLY MATTER

Retard be gone.

b-but muh wins

That's why I said
>was good
Learn to read

>Well to be fair he was pretty good in this postseason overall

>Kershaw now holds the record for most homeruns allowed, set this post season

>he was pretty good in this postseason overall

Except I'm including the good starts too...when did I say only the bad starts matter mate? He's had some good starts but his numbers are bad overall

Relax, your hero chokes in the postseason. Deal with it

His ERA was still under 3 before this game despite the homers, that's why I said
>was good
You should also learn to read

His ERA went up 1.5 after one game, before that game he was solid. Fuck off.

>30 innings pitched
>8 home runs (allowed at least 1 HR every game)
>5 starts
>14 ER
>19 hits
>pretty good

he played well against the cubs is the ONLY thing you can say

I loved Gurriel's reaction after launching that ball into another dimension. He looks disappointed that Kershaw respects him so little that he'd just hang a slider like that.

Can we please finish one song before starting another for once?

>he played well against the cubs is the ONLY thing you can say

And world series game one. 5 of those 8 homeruns were in 2 games and 10 of the 14 Ers were in those same 2 games. Fuck off.

feel free to continue

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I love how it always involves somebody hitting an absolute monster shot off him too. It's never just hits, somewhere during the collapse he'll throw an absolute meatball to a power hitter and then we get to watch him watch that ball travel to a different state.

That's not my argument at all but nice le drake maymay. Hows Reddit?

KILL THE SOUND!!!

You're argument is picking out a small sample size while ignoring a larger postseason sample size. That's what le drake maymay represents

>before Game 5
>8 ER
>24.1 IP
>that makes for an ERA of 2.987
>hits don't matter unless they end up scoring
What we're saying is that he was solid overall this 2017 postseason despite the home runs before he inevitably choked hard during Game 5, how is this so hard to understand

>if you shrink the sample size enough, you'll see he was "pretty good"

why am I even bothering with this argument? even his best starts involved a homerun

can I use this method?
>Giles has been a good closer this post-season, except for those times he blew the game

>Los Angeles news station accidentally airs a "Dodgers Win" logo after they lost

If argue he's even worse than Peyton in that regard. Peyton choked a lot but football is also a lot less forgiving - lose a game and you're out. Clayton routinely gets second chances/games in a series and blows them.

>2.987
2.988, no let's split hairs here, you round up the 5

>hits don't matter unless they end up scoring
which every hit he allowed did, it seems (8 HR)

>3.0 ERA is good in 4 starts from your "ace" pitcher
if this was the 3rd or 4th guy in the lineup, those numbers are pretty good. your ace should be throwing shutouts

You may want to re-read the posts and get back to me with a new epic Reddit meme you faggot

> if you just look at his two bad starts he sucks

Around and around we go.