grabs her butt

> grabs her butt

> is exposed in public media for grabbing the butt
> outrage on twitter
> loses his job
> gets death threats

>her

You are now imagining yourself fucking a trap who is sitting in your lap, facing you. She gives out little moans and whimpers as she desperately forces herself to ride you, pulling herself up and down your cock as fast as she can manage. Her feminine features are flushed red with embarrassment because her stiff, little cock is bouncing off your stomach with every thrust, but you are holding her hand back, preventing her from hiding it or jacking herself off. Just as you begin to climax you feel her slam her hips down as deeply as she can, squeezing like a vice around you and moaning wildly. As you continue to fill her with your cum, she begins spraying your stomach and chest with her own virile but useless seed, her hips desperately bucking with ever spurt. After your orgasms subside, you release her arms and grab her hips, grinding your still-hard but sated dick deeply into her, and tell her that you won't pull it out until she cleans up the mess she made. She begins straining forward, using her tongue to lap up the warm cum she left plastered across your chest. By the time she is done, you are both already hard again.

That's a big butt

Who?

jynx maze?

> sniffs her brap

>tfw shyla stylez, sandra romain and eva angelina have been retired from smut for years now
escorting was a mistake

would bite/10

>grabs her dick

For (You)
Can't identify someone by their butts lads

Damn, he's hot as fuck.

>following bitches on insta

the state of mankind

> he

>pretending like traps are actually women
traps arent gay but dont try and sugercoat it, m8

> Knowing what instagram is

what the fuck are you talking about?

Damn. Sup Forums really needs to bring back an /ass/ general or at least a /desu/ general if you know what I mean

This. We don't even get half time slags anymore

I was imitating german humour

I come to sp to make fun of weak teams, not fap to traps.

I do post halftime slags.

Go to reddit, faggot

Good on you m8

>Can't identify someone by their butts lads
H-Haha, y-yeah

even tho i basically ignore the complete pop culture of germany, german humour is actually not that bad. it's a meme that won't die.

He's a trap?

>2d boy looks better than 3d girl

> she
> her

I admit I have no idea what I am meming about.

Name one (1) funny thing a german has said or done other than the holocaust.

pro tip: you can't, because german humour is terrible

When we're having exchange students that are half decent at German, we can get them laugh easily. But without the language it's a lost cause. 99% of the jokes are dead when you have to translate them

i won't bite m8