Just marathoned this flick

Just marathoned this flick.

Didn't like it, the premise felt too unrealistic.

>premise felt too unrealistic
It's a fantasy movie

>18 year old and virgin

lol do people like this rly exist lmao

just me
>male

Has anyone else actually watched this? Pretty sure the pube shaving scene gave me my fetish.

How could anyone be a virgin at 18? Fucking gross losers.

>marathoned

t. insecure virgins

some ultrajocks don't have sex because they believe it will diminish their sporting performance

we cant all be mindless chimps like you i guess

t.gross loser

Cry more you fucking virgins. Guess what? Every girl has fucked more than you ever will. Enjoy being a cuck for life! Should've had sex when everyone else was.

if you say so mate

Should've coasted a fat neckbeard or an ugly chick desu.
Olivia Alaina May really doesn't look like somebody who would have trouble getting laid.

t. virgin insecure about his own virginity so he takes out his anger on the only losers who are as sexually deprived as him

Only good thing to come out of these threads is that I found out the chick also did softcore.

DELET THIS
NOW
FUCKING DELET THIS

i lost my virginity at 18 and then after was just a sexless loser i'm almost 30 now and still not have had sex

so virginity never met anything

I'm a 27 yo kissless virgin. Ask me anything.

Why would we care?

how does it feel to be one year older and still a virgin?

I watched it at 5x speed, because I was looking for the porn that the MTV add suggested to have


Disappointed

Did that because I was 14

Because reasons.
Horrible and shameful. Will I ever understand women?

about as much as me i guess
>0%

>lying about not being a virgin on an anonymous imageboard

Why do people do this? 22 year old virgin here btw

>having sex before age 25
People don't really do this, do they?

Sexual abstinence leads to problems with your sexual psyche
It's the reason 2-3% off all priests are pediphiles

I know what you mean. It was like that movie where that guy wasn't allowed to have sex for 40 days.
Completely bogus if you ask me. Noone can go longer than a month. It's just not possible

it's not that hard to get laid, are you even trying?

are you even trying to get to know women or are you never trying at all?

Do your friends know about this fact?

Are you a huge disappointment to your parents?
are you a hikkkokmori?

do you think that you'll ever change your ways and start living?

>its not that hard to get laid
spoken like a true normie

don't you dare to call me a normie!
i'm not a normie , by far. I'm just a guy trying his best

im decent looking, i have a job, i drive a car, i talk to girls fine and have no anxiety but the opportunity has never come up.

gb2rddt fucking retard

>18 years of age
>virgin

could you imagine it?? LOL

>its a priori good to lose you virginity at a young age

Here's how love works in the modern age

>lose virginity at extremely young age
>never "get laid" again

>lose virginity at young age
>pursue horrible god awful relationships that leave emotional scars because you only ever pursued sex

>lose virginity at a young age
>never stop having sex ever and used as a literal cum rag for dourche bags until they see you as being too ugly

>lose virginity
>get married
>have 50% chance of losing everything you have because "equality"
>it definitely has nothing to do with hedonism tho guys

what's it like knowing that kids half your age are getting laid?

24 year old kissless hand holdless virgin here. Barely even talked to a girl before unless she was family

>stay a virgin past the age of 25
>spend every waking moment depressed because in the back of your head you realise how defeating it is that no one will have sex with you when there are literal downies in the world getting laid

Same except I don't even talk to my family anymore

6 more years until wizardry powers

i lost virginity at 15, have fun living in first world countries you betalets.

Oh yeah i forgot

>or just never have sex at all and become drop out recluse of society whose only value is to labor and die

I sense rape happened.

I am a virgin past the age of 25 and I'm by no means depressed or sad even.

Pretty content with myself and my life, some benis in vagina from time to time would be cool but then I just jerk off and move on with whatever I was doing.

Whoever "feels depressed" because he has no gf will most likely feel the same even when he finally get's a girlfriend.

forgot
As well.

>15

No way you weren't molested you shotabait fuck

I'm a 11,000 year old virgin get on my level

answer my questions , loser!

user, I think the 40 days also included no fapping.

Can we talk about the actress? She's cute but seems to only have bit parts.

can women become wizards?

two years for me

>tfw 15
honestly I'd take it back if I could

post feminine benis its the only way for me to know for sure

You seem out of touch with the real world. Just turn your brain off bro, and go outside

Kys newfag. Have a bath with a toaster

i swear i made this up

Actually these are all stories from friends and family. I live in an extremely liberal town, and yeah seeing this kind of shit surround has basically pushed me into being hyper conservative towards sexuality.

Also the 50% divorce rate is real in the US. Its not good.

Either you're a two year old who is using the internet or you don't understand the definition of "virgin"

lol

Ugly women have it worse than ugly guys

I'm 28 and a virgin. It's not hard to get

No user
Men become wizards at 30
Women become radical feminazis at 30

>female virgin
Let me guess, you've sucked dick, given had jobs, been eaten out, had a cock in your ass, rubbed on your pussy. But since no one has ever shot their semen into your womb you're still a "virgin"

LONDON

what is wrong with you?

No they don't. Guys will literally fuck anything. Deformed, missing limbs, it doesn't matter.

objective false

So right on the money then?

>Just turn your brain off bro
>Just turn your brain off bro
>Just turn your brain off bro

this is what Sup Forums is like now

Asking that question on Sup Forums is like asking a SCUBA diver why he's wet.

No they don't. Even autists wants to fuck Stacys, no one wants uglies

tbf it's pretty easy to get laid as a girl, I've fucked some 3/10s on nights out when I've got absolutely hammerd

what is wrong with you?

It's easy when you leave your house and are not autistic

what are you guys planning on speccing? thinking of frost for them sweet frostbolt crits

i'm thinking of fire for the firebolt crits

Don't forget being 6'2, rich, built, good looking and charismatic

that really is not necessary
you just need to go outside and not be a psychopath while talking to people

I play EVE Online, a real archmagus' game

That's plain wrong

no it's not! why would you need to be 6'2, rich, built, good looking and charismatic to score with a 3/10 , everyone is able to do that

If you have any self respect you won't go for ugly girls because it lowers your social status and makes you look bad

So he is EXACTLY right?
You have had multiple admirers and losers and neckbeards making it obvious they have feelings for you, but were disgusted by all of them. You also got to fist-pump chads dick when you were both steaming off vodka.

You're not a virgin by necessity of social anxiety, being fat, ugly, poor or neet. You're a virgin because you thought yourself too good for that kinda chubby, kinda awkward boy who liked you a whole lot and wanted the 6'8'' thundershlong to be kawaii with you.

You don't have to think you're getting abuse for it, just understand that you could choose not to be lonely. It isn't a choice for a lot of guys.

but the point was that you don't need to look good to score with a 3/10
and why would this lower your social status if you go from permavirgin to scoring with 3/10`s .
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
also nobody needs to know that you fuck ugly chicks

>being a 25+ year old virgin actually shocks people on this shit site now

what went so wrong?

it became reddit

>22 yo virgin

Fat. Unemployed. Not dreadful looking. Not poorly dressed.

Had one serious gf in my lmiddle teens. I got cucked, and told her to gtfo my sight. Have got my dick sucked. Have eaten pussy. Fingered girls. Kissed girls.

Have not kissed anyone in years, or been in a relationship. I think I would be way more up for it, but i'm worried being fat with an average penis, it is relatively small compared to my frame. The types of girls I like are thicc. So little dick, and all that meat. Scared of being embarrassed. Scared of girls in general despite how dgaf I try to play it.

I get lonely. And i'm worried of dying alone. Or progressing into middle age and panic marrying. I want my parents to be proud of me. I'd like to be on par with my friends. They have all had relationships over the last 6-7 years while I have had none.

>22 yo virgin
>Have got my dick sucked. Have eaten pussy. Fingered girls. Kissed girls.
>Have not kissed anyone in years, or been in a relationship.

fuck off you stupid reddit failed normalcunt

>just turn your brain off bro

Dude, fumbling with the school bike in my middle teens hardly makes me a normie. That was nearly 8 years ago.

what is wrong with you?

This isn't real life, you don't get to shut up the autist who challenges your behavior or opinions by pointing out what a freak he is in public through asking rhetorical questions.

counterquestion what is wrong with YOU?
checkmate

You poor fool. Could have been a wizard.

get a job, go the gym to lose weight and gain confidence
stop comparing yourself to others it only makes you feel bad and you can't change the past.
Just try to make the best of the NOW
i know it's hard but you can do it , i believe in you user!

>NOW
cringe

It's hilarious to see that guy sperging so much and never replied

I know I'm a virgin because I'm autistic af and hardly leave my house. And I was always a loner at school. Don't know why do you think a Stacy frequents this shithole