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Mackenzie Dern

parlay:

GSP
Cody
Wonderboy
Joanna
Paulo

Who is your favorite woman fighter?

Is that what you're going to bet on?

probably not

This is the thread

Never trust a burger OP

bookies love him

Perry is getting heem'd by Ponzi

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

>gives betting advice he'd wouldn't bet himself

He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

Bisping's only finish worth mentioning was against Luke

This.

Fuck calendarpedo

Forgot to mention, good OP

Makes my pasta look like shite bong bro

who is your least favorable female fighter?

Feel free to use it meht.

>using the spammer's reddit tier content
Shame on you m8

I will certainly add some of your points that I haven't mentioned

I made that picture friend.

Whats your favorite fighters IQ?

For me, its 160(Nick Diaz)

I'm reading murmurs on Twitter that Colby, Perry and Till ate gonna all be on the same time via conference call.

Today's lineup for the MMA Hour.

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so if GSP wins is he GOAT?

Yes

Beating Bisping takes a lot of talent when you don't have roids, but yes he would be the GOAT. Unfortunately, its not happening

Oh its fucking happening

Nah

Reddit doesn’t have a heem general my guy

watching GSP I honestly can't tell if he's got advanced alien seeing CTE or is just really French-Canadian

Also do you think his stupid accent has been hiding how fucked he really is from people?

Listen to his french interviews, he's fine

aliens exist so

>trusting frogs

Also. Why isn't there a GSPepe?

>Ariel already trying to create a narrative to protect Tyrone

Less than a week until the Bisping meme ends

Tyron should start shit with Colby

Colby gets hit and Tyron desperately needs a heel

Who was in the wrong here?

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You better hope so my guy. I can't imagine the levels of autism in heem if he wins, bisping posters will be turned up to the max and bisping haters will be literally frothing at the mouth, it'll be a mess.

Start preparing now for when everyone says

>he beat up a retired welterweight
>Whittaker would KO him

Bisking bless

>Colby won
>Bisping wins
>h8ers keeps losing

I already see that everywhere

Isn't it funny how GSP went from being le goat to a bum now that he's fighting Bisping?

the salt is extremely real

if he loses after only barely surviving old man top 15 Hendo will Bisping be regarded as one of the worst champs in MW history?

When Bisping registers a win over GSP, Anderson, and Hendo it will be impossible to deny him legendary status.

I would agree only if he beats Whittaker

They always have an excuse
>Kn-knee!
>F-Fluke!
>H-Hendo won the popular vote!
>F-Fat WW!

>He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

ONLY in UFC can a blatant drugs cheat like Anderson Silva still be considered as a "GOAT" by some people.

Do I have a chance with JJ?

Daily reminder that if Woodley doesn't open the door Colby will break it down

Truly a blessed weekend

Translate, PLEASE.

Filthy animal

I said you don't know how badly I want to be in New York right now.

Isn't she engaged to that Polish Soccer player?

She's been "engaged" for a while now. But not to a soccer player.

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What's the shaub cuck thing exactly ?

A fantasy that actual cucks project on to the life of Schaub.

What do you think?

Get a job

...

You just activated my trap card!

Gsp is a retired welterweight dummy. He was also calling out Nick Diaz cause he's too afraid of men his size.

send her a pic of your thicc meaty polish sausage

>literally word for word making the excuse

lmao

Believe you me, if Bisping knocks out GSP I'm done with this """sport"""

believe (You) me that fight will be a majority draw so they can run it back for double the ppv buys

Someone should tweet all the cuckpic shit to Schaub

>G-Gonna wrestlefuck
>R-Retired

The truth isn't an excuse you idiot.

Most wins in the UFC but I can guarantee your casual self can't mention 5 noteworthy wins outside of 2016

Why? GSP as champ again coming off a KO over Bisping would be hype.

He'd put you all in your place and embarrass you.

Schaub would just make it into a t-shirt and sell it like the businessman he is

>already in complete shambolic damage control mode

Jeez man have some faith in GSP

DELET

..what? I don't want Bisping to win. I'm fine with GSP winning bud

I have dyslexia and must've read it backwards, forgive me.

whens our boy Teymur fighting again

hes fighting Klose at 218

which is just a Gaethje fight away from being the GOAT card of the year

wut flag is that

>there are Onion Burgers posting on heem RIGHT NOW
kurwa spooki w huj

Whys that guy our boy?

Also I wish Cowboy would stop losing, nothing would've made me happier than to see cowboy land a swift kick to Masvidals jaw

The Republic of Dorkazoid h8rs getting BTFO

Hail Hitler, Hail Michael Bisping, Hail Colby Covington, White Power, SCHAUB BLESS

i used to be dyslexic now i'm KO

>when keanuposting goes too far

this post is racist please delete this

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sorry it was just a prank hahaha im actually a brown jew haha

FUCK KIKES

It's Swedish flag and Aramean flag My friend! Which is strange to me because Assyrian usually rep a different flag

What did kites ever do to you?

>In 2017 during the filming for 'xXx The Return of Xander Cage', Michael Bisping (whose role involved playing 'Hawk') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Bisping held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Ruby Rose (who played the character Adele Wolff in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>Onion burger
Nie rozumiem

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Masvidal sucks I'm really pulling for Wonderboy this weekend

What is onion burger? Do you speak polish or just using google translate?

Has gsp always been single?
Apparently he's a slut which is surprising to me

I speak it as first language. And idk what means that's what I was asking

Guys all you have to do is click style in the lower right and change it from special to yotsuba b.

No shit dummy

You don't have to act tough all the time.

Cool. I have hungarian blood.

>yotsuba b
>not using the superior style tomorrow
wew