Why the fuck are american handegg teams so big?

why the fuck are american handegg teams so big?

Americans like everything big, their guns, their cars, their women, except their penises

They're too much pussies to play defense and offense like in other sports

because black people smell stinky

They need replacements for all the injuries

11 starters, three backup teams, and some meme players like long snappers and punt returners. also here's a fun fact, almost every position on a football team has its own coach.

Why can't Americans be normal like other countries? They always have to be special snowflakes and do everything different.

A lot of people get injured, it's like signing up for war

Go back to 55chan, nigger.

90% of them get injured

Except your mom she’s the coach and the player

>everything should be the same everywhere. please lose your identity and conform.

Makes sense, diving is for real men.

literally everyone but the qb and kicker are expendable

Why are foreigners so obsessed with american sports?

Because you people are weird, it's like a different world. We aren't obsessed, fascinated would be a more correct word

Your sports system is different that literally any other country, only Cuba is similar to you. When you go to Cuba you also feel some massive culture shock

No one says you are better or worse, you are just different, way different

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Half of the team will be dead at the end of the season

>Brazil
>normal
you're just begging for it

At least 3 players on the team have a season ending injury everygame

Have they thought of manning the fuck up?

Everyone uses celsius, you guys use fahrenheit
Everyone uses SI, you guys use imperial system
Everyone follows kinda of the same sport, you isolate yourselves
Even the dates you guys do some weird shit mm-dd-yyyy wtf?

Fair enough.

Do ""supporters"" even know all the players in a squad?

well maybe you boring assholes should start watching more than one sport.

Yes except maybe the fourth backup or something.
American Football requires more than light jogging for 45 minutes so players need to rest or get injured so there are many substitutes. Only 11 players are fielded at a time

But that's no football you little shit.

i think you forgot your coffee this morning, Juanitez.

Everyone has a shit GDP and no free speech laws, America has the leading GDP in the world and free speech laws.

Everyone got cucked by GB, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by Austria, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by the Ottoman Empire, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by Japan, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by Germany, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by Italy, America didn't. Everyone got cucked by Communism, America hasn't.

Everyone couldn't into electricity, America could. Everyone couldn't into automobiles, America could. Everyone couldn't into scientific understanding, America could. Everyone couldn't into farming without serfs/slavery for hundreds and hundreds of years, America could. Everyone couldn't into treating women and other races with respect, America did and does. Everyone couldn't into accepting homosexuals as normal people (when they aren't pedophiles... Italy) America could. Everyone couldnt into freedom and academic discourse.... America could.

Just accept it, America is a pretty cool place.

What the hell did you mean with this one?
>Everyone couldn't into scientific understanding, America could.
>who is Galileo?
Newton, Einstein and countless others

Cause white cheerleaders deserve all the bbc in the world

>how many americans does it take to carry an egg

I watch

>Football
>Handball (mainly NT or when a polish team is in Champions League Final Four)
>Volleyball NT
>F1
>Ski Jumping
>Alpine Skiing
>Cycling Grand Tours
>Cross-Country skiing and Biathlon
>Tank Biathlon
>Speedway
>Snooker
>Sporadicaly NBA, NFL, Baseball

get on my. level you fucking pleb

>Everyone couldn't into electricity, America could. Everyone couldn't into automobiles, America could. Everyone couldn't into scientific understanding, America could. Everyone couldn't into farming without serfs/slavery for hundreds and hundreds of years, America could. Everyone couldn't into treating women and other races with respect, America did and does. Everyone couldn't into accepting homosexuals as normal people (when they aren't pedophiles... Italy) America could. Everyone couldnt into freedom and academic discourse.... America could.

Automobiles were invented in Germany, Science is not specifically American, the USA is probably the most famous example of agricultural slavery, combined with many of the initial colonists being indentured servants, American treatment of women was not ground breaking (look for NZ etc.), American race relations and treatment of gays is notoriously bad.

This is for sure a shitpost.

and we're the weird ones, while you guys are watching go karts with jet engines and cross country skiing. i don't even have to think of a funny name for that one because it's literally cross country skiing.

>not watching Congoleasean Ritual Tutsi Clubbing

Truly pleb

>implying burgers don't watch go-karts with jet engines mk. 2 (now with less turns!) and competitive moonshine running.

11 players on the field, three phases of the game...offense, defense, and special teams, which all require specialized players. Though special teams are mostly made up of the offensive and defensive reserves, with only kickers, punters, and some kick/punt returners or coverage specialists never seeing action otherwise. You need to be reasonably deep at some positions because injuries are so common and that position is of importance.

Some players have and do play offense and defense. Mostly in the lower ranks like high school, in the past, or while in a pinch or when a coach wants to be tricky. It rarely happens, though. Maybe the most common offensive/defensive player is a wide receiver who can play corner, but again, still rare.

You almost never see it because there's enough room on the rosters to field all these players, money and time investment means you don't want to split a player's time practicing for offense and defense and just be kinda good at both when he can be great at one, and there are injury and fatigue concerns having to run a guy out on offense and defense.

But regarding players being able to double up positons, it's more common on offense or defense. Like a TE who plays WR or OL, a linebacker who can play defensive end, a corner who can play safety, a right guard who can play center or left guard, and so on.

>land of capitalism
>drawing is literal communist system were the weak gets to pick first to be 'fair'
>all teams have welfare coaching positions for almost everything, everyone needs to have a job!

>high school
>60 seniors on the team alone
>have to play guard, linebacker and every phase of special teams
>get to college
>be linebacker
>happy to play special teams including long snapper
>"so we heard you played a little center in high school too, well we're a little short on depth..."
>mfw

Are you trolling? The first manufactured automobiles that were actually marketable were American. Mass production of automobiles was inherently American. I know you Euro-poors love to praise your accomplishments, but remember the feudal systems that you came out of were inherently about satisfying the desires of the wealthy, privileged upper classes (which you aren't even a part of, you post on Sup Forums lmao).

OK science isn't inherently American, it was perfected by Americans (which can come from anywhere in the world, America is the best example of a political refuge for the most intelligent minds to flock to, because its system of limited government draws in people from everywhere). That's why Newton's theories largely were shattered by Einstein, and why much more muscular, progressive science and theoretical physics is continually pushed forward by the best universities in the world - also American (MIT, Harvard, Yale shit on Oxford... LMAO). American agricultural slavery (and indentured servitude) was a system set up by Europeans, and abolished within 100 years despite wars and Westward expansion thanks to the civility and thoughtful writing of people like Charles Brockden Brown, James Fenimore Cooper etc.

Americans are a constantly improving and advancing version of Western Civilization, with roots in Rome and no landlocked fights between cultures dating back 1200+ years to hold us back. By far the greatest warriors of all time - not thanks to brute strength but discipline, attitude, intellect, and overall the greatest culture of advancing freedom and suffrage of all time. Suck it, britbong - your culture sucks and the world is worse because Denmark didn't take you over.

you watch anime, you've never been on a football team, or an organized sports team of any kind past tee ball.

Einstein was American lmao. He had American citizenship idiot.

But I don't watch anime you fucking faggot

>being ashamed of your hobbies instead of embracing them

plenty of nfl players watch anime you dotard

they like their BBC big

especially their wives/gfs

I would have killed to have had a pair of these back in middle school.
>can't wear anything except black cleats for games

>WHAT DOTH LIFE?

>Einstein was American
literally no one thinks this outside of your country. He was german and educated in Switzerland IIRC

they're fucking sick bro, a lot of mainstream players like podolski and bakary sako wear them in league games

>tfw too smart to live in Europe

I know brazillians can't read but here's this again lmao

Go ahead and READ THE DOCUMENT DUMBASS lmao xDD

>cleats on the pool table

It’s primarily because of WW1 that soccer never took off here, as well as why we’re so different from the rest of the world in a lot of ways.

Soccer was actually very close to becoming a major sport in the US in the early 1900s. Once war broke out though, a huge sentiment of American exceptionalism swept the country, and we wanted to distance ourselves from Europe, as well as foster a sense of war time patriotism.

>this guy

And the fucking ref said it wasn't a touch down.
>adding insult to Injury

>he's from a country known for crafting beer

Are you drunk?

>invalid for all purposes seven years after the date hereof

apparently not for the purposes of shitposting I guess.

>5'7"
>Hebrew

"renounce forever" hehe xd oh britbongs forever subservient to the ruling class aren't you. How's May doing for u? lol

>kneels

Injuries are very common in football, you need those massive rosters because of how much time players spend in the hospital. For example, the current Chicago Bears injury report:

>Callahan
>Cunningham
>Grasu
>Inman
>Long
>McManis
>Robertson
>Sanchez (lol how did that even happen?)
>Timu
>Unrein
>Wheaton

Mike Daniels, Eddie Lacy, Martellus Bennett, and you don't even remember Based Brennan who literally used to post here.

You need to go back

Normie-tier anime like dragonball z or naruto is something that a lot of pro athletes watch or have watched, it's not a big deal. Like in Europe, Eden Hazard (a star player for one of England's better teams) has no shame about having watched it, and Lebron James likes watching Teen Titans (which is basically anime even if they're speaking English). Now the weird pedobait stuff, that's different.

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I played kickball when I was 4. I wasnt allowed to play contact football until I was 14....let that sink in faggot.

Oh, did you ask mommy to play when you reached 14?
Touching.

Its not to be "fair", its to make the league more interesting. Nobody wants to see one team win every year, it makes the sports entertaining when the teams can be competitive because better teams are still able to build better teams.

>68 posts
Isn't the answer they have different teams for offense and defense and most of then are always injured?

Canada is fairly similar too.

>Talking about manning up
>The most popular sport in the UK includes grown men play acting injuries to draw fouls the second and contact is made

I would really love to see a SOCCER player walk off after an ACL injury or torn achilles.

Are you trolling?

>he wasn't playing tackle football at 8 years old

Look at this faggot and laugh

they field two completely different squads when attacking and defending
handegg 'athletes' are literally unable to play offense and defense lel

extremely good post

lol no way everyone has one specific role they can play?

I just realised it, the do lot of changes after they get the ball

the sport doesn't have live plays like football or rugby, when the team loses the ball or the ball is stopped they just go back and start again, if they fail to advance after 4 chances they lose the ball and the other team starts doing the dead balls

it's a rather dumb sport, you don't need to have defenders and attackers at the same time because you don't attack and defend at the same time

So you just need to do one job and if the play turns they stick another robot in. Explains why there are so many black NFL players then.

Handegg is pretty much 1 white guy throwing the ball and 10 black guys crushing each other/trying to run to an open space to catch the pass by the white guy

lol nice '''sport''' fatties

Not only that but conflicts over control of the American soccer front between the various organizational bodies and FIFA followed by the Great Depression hastened soccer's demise.

I'd watch it 10 times over than that garbage you call sports over there.

Rugby is digestible but soccer has about the same appeal and athletic ability as golf as far as I'm concerned. And what the absolute fuck is Cricket? That game looks like Calvinball played by grown men.

>soccer low athletic ability
I hate soccer, but this is just delusion.

some of them are just used for sex. like their literal position is getting fucked

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>science perfected by Americans

this

telling Americans to man up is like telling the English they don't drink enough tea or telling the Spanish they should work less or Italians to use more carbs in their food.

>Nobody
Bullshit. The moment I realized the absolute communist state of the NFL I ceased watching that league.

The owners must sit back cackling at how dumb people are to buy into a system where colleges (meaning taxpayers) fund their talent recruitment. Those assholes need to cut out the lip service and actually give back to their communities by COMPLETELY funding college athletics.

*claps*

Handegg literally has one guy whose entire job is just to kick come off the bench and kick the ball a couple of times a match

Rugby players are way tougher than handegg players.
If diving was a viable option in the NFL then you bet they'd be doing it too.
Why would you "walk off" an ACL or torn achilles if your career revolves around staying fit? That's just dumb.

Americans really are stupid.

Also a football player literally broke his neck and carried on playing once

> I would really love to see a SOCCER player walk off after an ACL injury or torn achilles.

Why would someone do this? Are they THAT dumb?

quality post

*claps*

They don't make lads like based Trautmann anymore, do they?

Why? Honest question.

They really aren't. When Rugby players come play American Football they get slapped up and ran through a ringer just like anyone else, Its a really tired argument brought from ignorance to keep saying "They are weaker cuz muh pads and injuries"

They literally play at 100% on every snap and are trying to absolutely blow each other apart when they tackle each other.

As for the ACL comment it was about the silliness of telling the players to "man up" when those are the two injuries that regularly put players out the longest and is also part of the reason the roster is so huge. Since you don't watch or know anything about the nature of Football it would make sense that you faggots also don't know how often those guys underreport injuries that would bring your footy and Rugby players to their knees so, I just met ignorance with more ignorance.

lol