Eva or ScarJo

Eva or ScarJo

Marry Eva

I have ScarJo's body and I'm a man

that being said, Eva

genuinely not attracted to either of them.

Eva's body, ScarJo's face

>big dick
>not a manlet
>wide hips for no reason
What the fuck man
I mean fuck it

Eva of course. I genuinely find ScarJo ugly

eva has the face of a crack whore

>not big dick
>6'4
>not particularly wide hips, but fat

heh

Eva all the way.

Under the Skin showed what a frump scarjo is when she's not dying her hair blond or wearing immaculate makeup

Fuck ScarJo, marry Eva.

ScarJo would be a great hatefuck, her being such a smug bitch

Scarlet Jehovansen is an ugly, fat pig faced pork in a shell.
Eva is a literal goddess.

> in a shell.
well played!

there's nothing sexy about either of these people

>picking ScarJo
>ever
kek

Nobody cares what you identify as. You're not actually a man.

>posting plastic face
yours isn't any better

that's not what your mom told me last night, heh

god you're boring.

hmm, I would get her on her knees on bed and try to push my tongue ALL The way into her anus

do you think that's possible?

This

Eva, ofc. Those eyes and shapely tits, what's not to like?
>tfw watching Penny Dreadful
It's a garbage show, but at least you get glimpses of Eva naked.

Scarlett of course. I genuinely find Eva ugly, I'm the lone holdout here

Eva by far.

>flat as board asian
not surprised. no wonder nips have a negative birthrate.

I mean, even though her face is kinda funny looking, i find eva attractive. but her tits are a fucking disaster user come on now. and don't even get me started on her nipples, things are the size of sand dollars.

nah man, eva does not have a conventionally attractive face so it's not that odd you don't find her ugly. she's got some sort of sex appeal to a lot of people me included but she is kinda funny looking for sure

Thanks for being civil about it, I respect your choice too, bro

so what, who cares about tits?

fite me faggot. And checked.
normally those huge areolas would throw me off but it feels so right on her

eva has really good proportions
she is also the better actress

I assume we are talking about how hot they are, so Eva by far.

ScarJo's kind of let herself go. She's by no means ugly or a lump, but she's not in the amazing shape she used to be in.

Eva looks like shes fun to be around and probably like anal
Scarjo looks like a fucking bitch

>who cares about tits?

well i'm not exactly a huge tit man, but a lot of people care a great deal about tits. some guys would even turn down sex with a girl for tiny or freaky tits.

Eva actually IS lots of fun to be around

source: me

>hating on based Eva aka the sexiest woman alive
>posting some ugly chink with 15 plastic surgeries as an example of a hot woman

Eva
ScarJo a shit

Both smoke so none

if memory serves, eva has a sluttyier neck

Eva hands down.
She got that jewish succubus look

>Thinking Eva didn't have surgeries
I'm not him but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man. Mst obvious ones are the tits.

what are some less obvious ones? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

>some guys would even turn down sex with a girl for tiny or freaky tits.
>things_only_a_girl_would_say.webm
That's a myth. Maybe a man could say that after dumping a woman but that would never be the true reason because he turned her down.

Eva is LITERALLY PERFECT

She didn't have any, retard

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young scarjo

god I want her to bite my balls punch me in the stomach and stick a needle in my eye and I drink her piss

Eva is literally perfect and i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

> god I want her to bite my balls
wow

Daily reminder Eva Green has never appeared nude in any production.

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dreamers?

are you blind, retarded or living in a cave?

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its a meme :^)

well memed friend xD take an upvote

fucking retard

Go be a kike lover somewhere else.

Eva, forever.

If I could have 18-22 Scarlet then her. 22-28 Green then her. If now coinflip and hold my breath.

Stop being insecure tit.

Eva

Eva is a perfect French-Swedish-Jewish goddess

Pics

and*

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT

Eva.

Though I find Scarjo more tolerable when shes not in capeshit.

>that fatjo

what went wrong bros? why do white women age so terribly. why did she remove her boobies?

Gemma Arterton

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If Eva didn't wear makeup and got into alcohol or drugs just slightly, or even didn't sleep one night, she'd look homeless. I think I'd rather marry Felicity Jones. ScarJo is about as attractive as a sour cream potato chip.

nice reddit commentary there

jew genes

fuck, fuck

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Eva, obviously.

Eva is the waifu we all deserve.

Tell me more.

Ask anyone in Sup Forums 10 years ago, the answer would have been ScarJo. Goddamn, times have changed. I still give my vote to ScarJo even though she aged poorly and did the stupid feminist speech thing

I'd fuck you user. No Homo.

I'd have still said Eva 10 years ago.

id fuck you haha

you can imagine it's scarjo with a strapon punishing you

ugh..its called they/them gramps

Jesus, she looks like a Dr. Seuss Sneetch. The only thing missing is a star upon thar.

Jen Co.

this

Eva. Not even a question.

>not wanting eva's eyes

Eva because she is literal perfect made flesh. Scarjo is frumpy with a big Jew nose!!!FACT!!!

>not wanting eva's eyes
Don't forget her smile.

Dont forget her PUSSY MAN HAHAHHAAAAAA

Body doubles and face compositing.

Never mind that you can blatantly tell if you weren't, to quote, a blind retard.

pls post all the funny faces Evachan makes

both can't act for shit, they just do the same character every time.

She got a breast reduction and porked up. In her prime she was a solid 10/10

>literally does a full frontal in an old movie without cuts
>waah its all body doubles and cgi bruh

Fuck yourself with a cactus you retarded shit

*pusy

PUcci :)^D:D:D:D:D:D

Eva should've been Wonder Woman

>both can't act for shit, they just do the same character every time

that's nearly all actresses. in fact, doing a character at all is unusual for a female. usually they just play themselves pretty much. the good ones have 1 character they do. there are like a dozen or 2 in history that actually can act, most of them ugly. directors and audiences are partly to blame, "just sit there and look pretty, say the lines and be yourself". they aren't held to the same standards as male actors. so, pretty much like every other occupation.

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