/brit/

he cant keep getting away with it edition

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love FAT COCKS

janny

rip

he's here

watching

waiting

*canes the janny*

don't believe in love. always just assume couples are just settling for not terrible

thread aveggner

>get in a boxing match
>complain the opponent is breaking the rules because he has barbed wire wrapped around his gloves
>everyone ignores you
>get absolutely annihilated for the length of a usual boxing match
>piss and moan the whole time about cheating
>after 15 rounds, the match gets called off
>claim victory
>bleed out

absolutely terrified of a full strength janny

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*cowers in the shadows*
I-is it safe? Has the thread avenger gone?

Lads do you stand up to wipe your arse or stay sitting?

that time of year again.... soon

Used to stand up until I was made aware of the possibility of doing it sitting.

will spend 10k for this amazing hood

stand up because I don't want to stick my hand into the fucking bog

i squat

big fan

... yanks ...

OOH LOOK AT ME, MY HAND'S TOO GOOD FOR THE BOG

can't get an appropriate depth standing. bet you smell.

a festive celebration, perhaps?

why does janny show up and delete the thread then fuck off?

whats his game plan here?

egg

>£27,690 for an electric Golf

fuck off i could buy a range rover for that

a sort of squat stand

don't understand how people can do it whilst sitting unless they have a giant toilet
or maybe they're just perched on the edge which just seems impractical

looks like you missed a gimmick chevron in your post there matey

Can't believe how badly the thread avenger BTFO the last OP

JANNY JANNY
YOUVE TORN YOUR DRESS
JANNY JANNY
YOUR FACE IS A MESS

>gimmick chevron

want this

t. the thread avengers bf

crashing this general

with no survivors

Wait, people stand up to wipe their arse? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA WTF

spilled willy syrup on meself lads

Not him but i do a slight bending over and spread my cheeks a bit
reckon if i didnt have shit on my arsehole at the time it'd be quite sexy

feel sick

depth? what the fuck? you're wiping your arse, not stimulating your prostate you horrendous bender
arse smells lovely because I have a proper diet

stop samefagging you cringy mong
janny only shows up once a day anyway, I'm going to make another early thread

can you just fuck off

never understood the irrational hatred against bezels

>maintains the structural integrity of the phone
>a smaller screen means it's less likely to break
>accentuates the stylishness of the rest because the designers have more space to play around with
>the entire purpose of a phone is to call people anyway and you don't look at the screen for that

>not having someone wipe ur arse for you

fucking surrounded by working class runts

I lean to the side to wipe...why the fuck would you do something else?

Decent band, but with only one good song. Would not wear that shite.

>He doesn't do a handstand

dirty poo-smelling degenerate

Why are you all so underage?

shall be making a virgin shtiting vs chad shitting post

expect it in a few hours

How can they be a decent band if they only have one good song?

puttering at this

literally stop reading a post as soon as I witness a capital letter that's not I

neither, i clean my bum in the shower

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idiot

i thought of one thatd be quite funny but i'll give you the idea instead
"the virgin critique vs the chad death threat"

>arrive in the bathroom
>give the toilet seat a cursory inspection
>all clear
>give it a wipe anyway, better safe than sorry
>using my own wet wipes of course
>do my business as cleanly as possible
>tear off a few modest squares of loo roll
>neatly fold them
>shove my whole fucking hand into the bog water, stir it around with my fresh log of shit and smear the horrid concoction all over my twitching arsehole

same but also with punctuation

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Good>Decent

Most of their songs are decent. One of them is good. Overall, they're a decent band, not a good band.

i dont even do that

puttering at this

says the twat in the marquee moon hoody

Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.

looks like Zooey Deschanel

getting my daily dose of styxhexenhammer666 lads

>Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.

on)22:06:54 No.79360568
i dont even do that
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:00 No.79360569
puttering at this
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:02 No.79360570
says the twat in the marquee moon hoody
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:24 No.79360582
Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:08:05 No.79360599
looks like Zooey Deschanel

bit of a runt infestation

Lot of runts posting from a council estate school classroom.

salt and vinegar: the chad crisp
cheese and onion: the virgin crisp

kill, fuck, marry

>finish shit
>Stand up, shit smearing all over arsehole and willy dripping piss everywhere
>Shove my hand with 1 square of loo roll into my arsehole
>Glutes are too contracted to get all the shit off

business idea: mini-series on life on the council estate

ironically watching the lovely bones

youtube.com/watch?v=EP_kVaENf6Q

using """proper""" punctuation, capitalising, etc. is pointless given the whimsical and fleeting nature of /brit/, it implies a lofty, inflated belief of the poster that their posts are somehow important and/or notable
basically only redditers do it

>on)22:06:54 No.79360568
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>i dont even do that
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:00 No.79360569
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>puttering at this
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:02 No.79360570
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>says the twat in the marquee moon hoody
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:24 No.79360582
>Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:08:05 No.79360599
>
>looks like Zooey Deschanel

had a gf that looked like this

very mediocre film

>salt and vinegar

is that dylan roof

what?
when you stand up you're not smashing your cheeks together
it's really easy to just keep them spread without getting shit everywhere

he's a good lad, smarter than sargon and molyneux for sure

why do people do this

Prawn cocktail are the chad flavour

puttering at this

hate the irish

LOL 2 SPICY FO WYPIPO

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will accept that also

There's no way you're wiping properly by doing this mate. Howling at the thought of how you must smell

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first saw it when i was 15 abd remember liking it even though it was a bit gay what with the main character being a girl and everything

>wiping

ukred.com/rim-seat.php

just ordered one of these lads

I'm wiping just fine
I use a wet wipe after wiping with bog roll too
I have a very clean arse

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dont think about me ever again

eating sausage and bacon baps