he cant keep getting away with it edition
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love FAT COCKS
janny
rip
he's here
watching
waiting
*canes the janny*
don't believe in love. always just assume couples are just settling for not terrible
thread aveggner
>get in a boxing match
>complain the opponent is breaking the rules because he has barbed wire wrapped around his gloves
>everyone ignores you
>get absolutely annihilated for the length of a usual boxing match
>piss and moan the whole time about cheating
>after 15 rounds, the match gets called off
>claim victory
>bleed out
absolutely terrified of a full strength janny
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*cowers in the shadows*
I-is it safe? Has the thread avenger gone?
Lads do you stand up to wipe your arse or stay sitting?
that time of year again.... soon
Used to stand up until I was made aware of the possibility of doing it sitting.
will spend 10k for this amazing hood
stand up because I don't want to stick my hand into the fucking bog
i squat
big fan
... yanks ...
OOH LOOK AT ME, MY HAND'S TOO GOOD FOR THE BOG
can't get an appropriate depth standing. bet you smell.
a festive celebration, perhaps?
why does janny show up and delete the thread then fuck off?
whats his game plan here?
egg
>£27,690 for an electric Golf
fuck off i could buy a range rover for that
a sort of squat stand
don't understand how people can do it whilst sitting unless they have a giant toilet
or maybe they're just perched on the edge which just seems impractical
looks like you missed a gimmick chevron in your post there matey
Can't believe how badly the thread avenger BTFO the last OP
JANNY JANNY
YOUVE TORN YOUR DRESS
JANNY JANNY
YOUR FACE IS A MESS
>gimmick chevron
want this
t. the thread avengers bf
crashing this general
with no survivors
Wait, people stand up to wipe their arse? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA WTF
spilled willy syrup on meself lads
Not him but i do a slight bending over and spread my cheeks a bit
reckon if i didnt have shit on my arsehole at the time it'd be quite sexy
feel sick
depth? what the fuck? you're wiping your arse, not stimulating your prostate you horrendous bender
arse smells lovely because I have a proper diet
stop samefagging you cringy mong
janny only shows up once a day anyway, I'm going to make another early thread
can you just fuck off
never understood the irrational hatred against bezels
>maintains the structural integrity of the phone
>a smaller screen means it's less likely to break
>accentuates the stylishness of the rest because the designers have more space to play around with
>the entire purpose of a phone is to call people anyway and you don't look at the screen for that
>not having someone wipe ur arse for you
fucking surrounded by working class runts
I lean to the side to wipe...why the fuck would you do something else?
Decent band, but with only one good song. Would not wear that shite.
>He doesn't do a handstand
dirty poo-smelling degenerate
Why are you all so underage?
shall be making a virgin shtiting vs chad shitting post
expect it in a few hours
How can they be a decent band if they only have one good song?
puttering at this
literally stop reading a post as soon as I witness a capital letter that's not I
neither, i clean my bum in the shower
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idiot
i thought of one thatd be quite funny but i'll give you the idea instead
"the virgin critique vs the chad death threat"
>arrive in the bathroom
>give the toilet seat a cursory inspection
>all clear
>give it a wipe anyway, better safe than sorry
>using my own wet wipes of course
>do my business as cleanly as possible
>tear off a few modest squares of loo roll
>neatly fold them
>shove my whole fucking hand into the bog water, stir it around with my fresh log of shit and smear the horrid concoction all over my twitching arsehole
same but also with punctuation
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Good>Decent
Most of their songs are decent. One of them is good. Overall, they're a decent band, not a good band.
i dont even do that
puttering at this
says the twat in the marquee moon hoody
Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
looks like Zooey Deschanel
getting my daily dose of styxhexenhammer666 lads
>Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
on)22:06:54 No.79360568
i dont even do that
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:00 No.79360569
puttering at this
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:02 No.79360570
says the twat in the marquee moon hoody
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:24 No.79360582
Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:08:05 No.79360599
looks like Zooey Deschanel
bit of a runt infestation
Lot of runts posting from a council estate school classroom.
salt and vinegar: the chad crisp
cheese and onion: the virgin crisp
kill, fuck, marry
>finish shit
>Stand up, shit smearing all over arsehole and willy dripping piss everywhere
>Shove my hand with 1 square of loo roll into my arsehole
>Glutes are too contracted to get all the shit off
business idea: mini-series on life on the council estate
ironically watching the lovely bones
using """proper""" punctuation, capitalising, etc. is pointless given the whimsical and fleeting nature of /brit/, it implies a lofty, inflated belief of the poster that their posts are somehow important and/or notable
basically only redditers do it
>on)22:06:54 No.79360568
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>i dont even do that
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:00 No.79360569
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>puttering at this
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:02 No.79360570
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>says the twat in the marquee moon hoody
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:07:24 No.79360582
>Not sure why /brit/ gradually reverted to its baser animalistic tendencies and did away with the norms of written English altogether. Find it quite disconcerting to be honest.
> Anonymous 09/11/17(Mon)22:08:05 No.79360599
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>looks like Zooey Deschanel
had a gf that looked like this
very mediocre film
>salt and vinegar
is that dylan roof
what?
when you stand up you're not smashing your cheeks together
it's really easy to just keep them spread without getting shit everywhere
he's a good lad, smarter than sargon and molyneux for sure
why do people do this
Prawn cocktail are the chad flavour
puttering at this
hate the irish
LOL 2 SPICY FO WYPIPO
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will accept that also
There's no way you're wiping properly by doing this mate. Howling at the thought of how you must smell
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first saw it when i was 15 abd remember liking it even though it was a bit gay what with the main character being a girl and everything
>wiping
just ordered one of these lads
I'm wiping just fine
I use a wet wipe after wiping with bog roll too
I have a very clean arse
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dont think about me ever again
eating sausage and bacon baps