/brit/

threadrunt and janny on suicide watch edition

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WE'RE IN HERE LADS

NO

TWAT

puttering at this

oh there's a lot of people going to be angry with this

Early. You have incurred the wrath of the Thread Avenger.

Fucking kill yourself you fucking shit cunt.

he arrives

am a virgin
am not a loser
deal with it

...

not possible

Mum came home from work and left again shortly afterwards. I hope she comes back soon.

Arsehole. Fucking die.

Just poured the last of my can of Relentless into a glass and there was a fly in it. Fished him out but am still worried about fly poo in my drink.

new suicideboys album out today H Y P E

ill be done with her in a minute mate just calm down

gf is watching I Love You Man and said the main character reminds her of me cause we both have no friends

the alternative is crawling back to replymong and his spam

this is the lesser of two evils lad, let it go

This fly can't fly but you should see him run about on my desk after swimming in Relentless energy drink.

Fuck you OP. There is no excuse for an early new.

>gf

'

are the people in minions costumes children or very small old ladies?

FUCK

OFF

EARLY

NEW

Just got 40+ up votes on reddit. Someone made a point and had a couple of up votes then I replied, proving him wrong and ultimately just destroying him. Checked back an hour later and he's at -12 and I got over 40.

it's the Icelandic poster

asked a girl to jump on my ballsack

she said maybe

fuck off reddit
icelandic poster is a minion?

i said maybe

Kek
He's so based

gf asked if I would ever stop singing Oasis songs

I said maybe

quite good

cannot stand that song

literally the tune of early 2012 until someone discovered tgungnam style

LAST NIGHT AS I LAY DREAMIN OF PLEASANT DAYS GONE BY
ME MIND, BEIN PRONE TO WANDERIN, TO IRELAND'S ISLE DID FLY
I SLIPPED INTO A VISION AND FOLLOWED WITH A WILL
AND SHORTLY CAME TO ANCHOR AT THE CROSS ON SPANCIL HILL

where the FUCK is thread avenger?

fuck off liam

don't believe you, link it

>230 posts
Bet you thought you'd get away with that without a tirade of abuse in your thread. Think again.

banned for capitalising, full stopping and redditspacing

well you've wasted a post cooldown already that could have been used on spam you pillock

>post dozens of nsfw pictures in mämmi over the years
>never get banned once

>post one(1) nsfw picture in /brit/
>instant 3 day ban

either jannies love you OR you tea drinking motherfuggers love to hit that report button
id wager on the report part

apple has always made better computers than microsoft to justify the higher price

brother got engaged on the weekend
already dreading the wedding

*retorts you*

janny often lurks our threads because thats where the action is

OP is a cunt and needs to be convinced to commit the most painful suicide possible. Help us make a difference. Just one post, telling OP to kill himself, might be the difference between early new threads and a proper, orderly /brit/.

Just one post. It's all we ask.

absolute belter of a tune

youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

Die in a fire.

part and parcel mate

the other denizens of Sup Forums are essentially slaves to authority but janny recognises that we walk to the beat of our own drums and won't be led off to the slaughter like meek little sheep

/brit/ is the heart and soul of this community, the eternal flame as it were

janny deleted all the spam so I suspect this thread may be next

rev up those david mitchell laughing.jpgs

OP is a cunt.
OP is a twat.
OP should go kill himself
And that's the end of that.

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Hope you die before this thread is deleted.

he's coming

*kicks your mum in the cunt*

DON"T Give up we don't much of anyything

cause somewheere ther'es a place where we belong

Didn't give exactly as I said but near enough

...

he's watching us lads
I can literally feel his beady little eyes zeroing in on my jugular vein, stalking us in the shadows like a voracious predator

hmm
trying to think what public figure is like a real life super hans

context

*doxxes you*

only enjoying music with female vocals recently

/brit/ is a timely new general. You do NOT belong here. You do not belong anywhere except hell. Make your way to hell immediately.

*decks you*

hi Elialbi

You fucking twat dickhead cunt.

Imageboards are so shit now, it's like being stuck in a Russia Today comment section

>Hi freshers - So for your matriculation there are two events, there is Simple presents Joy Orbison at the bullingdon if you feel like a slightly more expensive music orientated evening with us second years - or there is Whamtriculation at emporium which is going to be funky and fun on the top floor while tuning in to the deeper side of house/bit of techno downstairs for which tickets are only 5£ and its going to be packed with freshers.
>Really up to you where to go, both will be fun. Just if you want to go to the bullingdon BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW THROUGH RESIDENT ADVISOR - as it will sell out v v soon. The emporium tickets you can get from myself or Indie at any point.

i guess this is when i decide - do I walk the path of the Tarquin or that of the Norman?
hmmm

Alri?

his finger is hovering over the delete button
he is relishing the one sense of power he has

office life is turning me into a fat piece of shit lads

heh to easy elialbi

reddit.com/r/indieheads/comments/6z7uby/liam_gallagher_criticises_noels_performance_at_we/?st=j7g7gfqv&sh=da60a53e

Diversity is a strength you SHITLORDS

how so

OP

I am directing streams of negative energy in your direction.

girl?

FUCK YOU NIGGER

>Oasis
>indie

the state of reddit

business idea: janny voodoo doll

at work

go home at 4:00

can't wait

ah yes, the tolerant left

always slip sugar into this one blokes food at work

youtube.com/watch?v=IAenhLgWpvA

*passes a voodoo doll of OP around the torture enthusiast club*

favourite band: radiohead

favourite comedian: bill hicks

t. Elialbi

been swapping shipments of sugar going to australia with powdered lard

Whatever you want

>torture enthusiast club

post-brexit britain?

OP's entire family will die horribly before the end of the year unless he deletes this thread before janny gets to it.

PROVE it mate

if they get diabetes you will be culpable for manslaughter. going to report you

wahey

Indieheads doesn't exclusively discuss indie bands. It's basically just Sup Forums on reddit.

W A H E Y !

Love reddit. Kinda underrated on here I find

Janny's coming. He's on his way. Wanna spend Christmas crying into your figgy pudding, alone? Keep this thread up. Otherwise, delete it NOW.

Think of your family.

*comes barging through the door* WAHEY LADS *starts striding towards you* HOW ARE WE TODAY? *slips on a banana peel, tumbling down the stairs*

not even meming because i'm on here but beyond checking the top posts for cool links it's shit