threadrunt and janny on suicide watch edition
/brit/
WE'RE IN HERE LADS
NO
TWAT
puttering at this
oh there's a lot of people going to be angry with this
Early. You have incurred the wrath of the Thread Avenger.
Fucking kill yourself you fucking shit cunt.
he arrives
am a virgin
am not a loser
deal with it
...
not possible
Mum came home from work and left again shortly afterwards. I hope she comes back soon.
Arsehole. Fucking die.
Just poured the last of my can of Relentless into a glass and there was a fly in it. Fished him out but am still worried about fly poo in my drink.
new suicideboys album out today H Y P E
ill be done with her in a minute mate just calm down
gf is watching I Love You Man and said the main character reminds her of me cause we both have no friends
the alternative is crawling back to replymong and his spam
this is the lesser of two evils lad, let it go
This fly can't fly but you should see him run about on my desk after swimming in Relentless energy drink.
Fuck you OP. There is no excuse for an early new.
>gf
'
are the people in minions costumes children or very small old ladies?
FUCK
OFF
EARLY
NEW
Just got 40+ up votes on reddit. Someone made a point and had a couple of up votes then I replied, proving him wrong and ultimately just destroying him. Checked back an hour later and he's at -12 and I got over 40.
it's the Icelandic poster
asked a girl to jump on my ballsack
she said maybe
fuck off reddit
icelandic poster is a minion?
i said maybe
Kek
He's so based
gf asked if I would ever stop singing Oasis songs
I said maybe
quite good
cannot stand that song
literally the tune of early 2012 until someone discovered tgungnam style
LAST NIGHT AS I LAY DREAMIN OF PLEASANT DAYS GONE BY
ME MIND, BEIN PRONE TO WANDERIN, TO IRELAND'S ISLE DID FLY
I SLIPPED INTO A VISION AND FOLLOWED WITH A WILL
AND SHORTLY CAME TO ANCHOR AT THE CROSS ON SPANCIL HILL
where the FUCK is thread avenger?
fuck off liam
don't believe you, link it
>230 posts
Bet you thought you'd get away with that without a tirade of abuse in your thread. Think again.
banned for capitalising, full stopping and redditspacing
well you've wasted a post cooldown already that could have been used on spam you pillock
>post dozens of nsfw pictures in mämmi over the years
>never get banned once
>post one(1) nsfw picture in /brit/
>instant 3 day ban
either jannies love you OR you tea drinking motherfuggers love to hit that report button
id wager on the report part
apple has always made better computers than microsoft to justify the higher price
brother got engaged on the weekend
already dreading the wedding
*retorts you*
janny often lurks our threads because thats where the action is
OP is a cunt and needs to be convinced to commit the most painful suicide possible. Help us make a difference. Just one post, telling OP to kill himself, might be the difference between early new threads and a proper, orderly /brit/.
Just one post. It's all we ask.
absolute belter of a tune
Die in a fire.
part and parcel mate
the other denizens of Sup Forums are essentially slaves to authority but janny recognises that we walk to the beat of our own drums and won't be led off to the slaughter like meek little sheep
/brit/ is the heart and soul of this community, the eternal flame as it were
janny deleted all the spam so I suspect this thread may be next
rev up those david mitchell laughing.jpgs
OP is a cunt.
OP is a twat.
OP should go kill himself
And that's the end of that.
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Hope you die before this thread is deleted.
he's coming
*kicks your mum in the cunt*
DON"T Give up we don't much of anyything
cause somewheere ther'es a place where we belong
Didn't give exactly as I said but near enough
...
he's watching us lads
I can literally feel his beady little eyes zeroing in on my jugular vein, stalking us in the shadows like a voracious predator
hmm
trying to think what public figure is like a real life super hans
context
*doxxes you*
only enjoying music with female vocals recently
/brit/ is a timely new general. You do NOT belong here. You do not belong anywhere except hell. Make your way to hell immediately.
*decks you*
hi Elialbi
You fucking twat dickhead cunt.
Imageboards are so shit now, it's like being stuck in a Russia Today comment section
>Hi freshers - So for your matriculation there are two events, there is Simple presents Joy Orbison at the bullingdon if you feel like a slightly more expensive music orientated evening with us second years - or there is Whamtriculation at emporium which is going to be funky and fun on the top floor while tuning in to the deeper side of house/bit of techno downstairs for which tickets are only 5£ and its going to be packed with freshers.
>Really up to you where to go, both will be fun. Just if you want to go to the bullingdon BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW THROUGH RESIDENT ADVISOR - as it will sell out v v soon. The emporium tickets you can get from myself or Indie at any point.
i guess this is when i decide - do I walk the path of the Tarquin or that of the Norman?
hmmm
Alri?
his finger is hovering over the delete button
he is relishing the one sense of power he has
office life is turning me into a fat piece of shit lads
heh to easy elialbi
Diversity is a strength you SHITLORDS
how so
OP
I am directing streams of negative energy in your direction.
girl?
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>Oasis
>indie
the state of reddit
business idea: janny voodoo doll
at work
go home at 4:00
can't wait
ah yes, the tolerant left
always slip sugar into this one blokes food at work
*passes a voodoo doll of OP around the torture enthusiast club*
favourite band: radiohead
favourite comedian: bill hicks
t. Elialbi
been swapping shipments of sugar going to australia with powdered lard
Whatever you want
>torture enthusiast club
post-brexit britain?
OP's entire family will die horribly before the end of the year unless he deletes this thread before janny gets to it.
PROVE it mate
if they get diabetes you will be culpable for manslaughter. going to report you
wahey
Indieheads doesn't exclusively discuss indie bands. It's basically just Sup Forums on reddit.
W A H E Y !
Love reddit. Kinda underrated on here I find
Janny's coming. He's on his way. Wanna spend Christmas crying into your figgy pudding, alone? Keep this thread up. Otherwise, delete it NOW.
Think of your family.
*comes barging through the door* WAHEY LADS *starts striding towards you* HOW ARE WE TODAY? *slips on a banana peel, tumbling down the stairs*
not even meming because i'm on here but beyond checking the top posts for cool links it's shit