Tfw two weeks until regular jeopardy returns

>tfw two weeks until regular jeopardy returns

>tfw you realise that everything about her appearance, from unfashionable glasses to "unkempt" hair is the product of hard and meticulous work done by stylists, producers, marketers, etc.

Because it's insane to think somebody would wear glasses to see better.

>implying Jeopardy has that much of a budget

I want to make it a true daily double in her holes

I just want to accidentally not pull out in time and have her yell at me while stressed out.

What do you mean?

you really think a woman in her 30s wouldn't be able to realize how to make herself look fuckable all by herself?

A L L F O R C H A D

She's cute but looks like she can be a real bitch from time to time

If she isn't married already, then yes.

I didn't know I had this fetish but I just saw this scenario so vividly and I'm very turned on.

dude cynicism lmao

>DUDE TV SHOWS DEPICTING REALITY AS IT IS LMAO

Who's going to take over when Trebek retires/croaks? Ken Jennings?

steve harvey

I think the best replacement would be me. I am equally as dedicated yet simultaneously cranky and uncaring as Trebek.

trebek will never die

Watson

She's mousy and unkept like a librarian but she's sassy, I'd love to just forcefully slam her against the wall and just pound her ass unto oblivion, pull her hair back, etc. You know she'd love it.

Her boyfriend posts on the /r/jeopardy subreddit.

Patrician fetish desu.

>boyfriend
Lol whatever that means, sounds like a new dance move invented by the blacks

Who is this boyfriend?

Norm McDonald

Idris Elba

he whiteknights on reddit for her. he doesn't stand a chance

He would be such a savage

Jamal D. Jones
She's winning at jeopardy to help get his music label company off the ground

They do. Everyone, even the dudes, get at least a brush to the face for the cameras.

he's way too fucking dumb and speaks too slowly to host a show like jeopardy

come on user, prove you aren't full of shit

Which is why he's perfect for something reactionary like Family Feud
Also no bait Steve Harvey is a top 3 Family Feud host, way better than the creepy guy who'd always kiss girls on the cheek

Was he the one hosting when that guy yelled "NAKED GRANDMA!" to a question?