Monday Nightt Football: US Edition - Jewish Red Bulls Energy Drinks vs. Football Club Toronto

Starts in 21 bings.

This is God's playoff game into American Heaven.

Some black guy will sing our National Anthem.

Great ads will be shown on our Merces Benz half-time.

Lineup when?

Still well over an hour until the game

Probably same line up as last week. Robles, Lawrence, Pernielle, Long, Murillo, Adams, Felipe, Davis, Royer, Klejstan, Wright-Phillips

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German gametime is a wild guess. Said 22.00 so I guessed it's 23.00 - could have been 02.00 occasionally. Fuck it.
Okay so 24.00 it is now:

And Joze "1 goal in >100 Europe matches" Altidore is actually playing professional football where is making $$$? And Bob "Muh Dad got me this contract (I was a professsional cock sucker - and gave up competitive football in Serie A and the Premier League to be a (((Star))) in MLS Bradley are playing against literally who's? that can't make it to RedBull Ghana/Brazil/Österreich?

Oh shit! At least there wil,l be some Hools who fight those opponents! Rifght?! RIGHT?????

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please don't mock our meme league

Hey Bradley Wright-Phillips' dad is famous at least that counts for something right

> Bradley
> Altidore

WAKE ME UP - CAN'T WAKE UP - HOLD ME -SAVE ME FROM INSIDEEEEEEEEEEE!

Our defense is worrying

> No worries you will be playing three at the back because that's so fency in Serie A. But your players will fuck up. But Canada will fuck up even more.

Is this a decisive game with A.E.T and Penuldies? NYRB should park the bus - still concede a goal - somehow will score 1/maybe 2 cause home advabntage.

t. drunk

p.s: give me a good NON ad-infecetd stream. thanks.-

Nein, first leg of a two game series

Bump for non-jewish FOOTBALL!

Nope, two home-away legs, winner chosen from goal count. Toronto FC has the most goals scored in the regular season, with 74. The next best team still in the tournament is Portland Timbers, with 60.

Also r/soccerstreams

B-b-but I w-want to w-w-watch B-B-aseball! My jewish friend loves baseball!

That's what (((they))) say because they make money from all those ads. Don't feed them. Watch *real* football instead, muh boy.

>potentially two germans here
but why

"Junk Food Forever"
> The Amazons
WTF sponsored by Burger King?

why are all the streams showing fucking nascar

PLEASE WATCH OUR PLAYOFFS

Why are you watching our league?

So Mourinho wants to wins all 5 championships? Then what NT will he coach?

COME TO PORTUGAL #RESPECT

SOMEONE LINK A STREAM COME ON

acestream://9eba690be925a98e8aecfc758070b874e19260c6

what's the most Portuguese city in the us/canada?

>20 minutes until kickoff
FUCKING STOP THIS REEEEEEE

LA is brown enough.

Come on!

Which LA team will pay more for him?

stadium looks pretty packed

Galaxy probably specially when they start being overshadowed by the new franchise.

i'm going to watch this league

good luck

Will they receive the same treatment as at the game against Atlanta?

>AGAINST RACISM scarves
>AGAINST FASCISM scarves
oh boy

>Canada anthem
>No one is kneeling
CIS SCUM

>game listed for 7
>Still not on the field on 7:20

One thing I hate about this country

>national anthem of amemrica

WTF: 5-3-1-1 vs. 5-3-2???

Holy shift! They actually play the national anthems???? GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!!!

>amemerica

oh my god that kid in front of Giovinco weighs more than he does

*kneels*

> Interview before the start of the game

lefties ruin everything

enjoy the match, Jurgen

a whole 75 pounds>?>!?

>last game the red bulls will play at home this season
>stadium half empty
Sad!

>New York Red bulls
>play in new jersey

>Suzy dropping spaghetti

>soccer is growing in the US lad

toronto scores. in other news, water: wet!

BARCA DNA

WELL WELL WELL

>successfully defending your home field
>for only 8 minutes
That’s TFC on to the conference final

> if we don't try to press them we could just chill ...
> the game

fucking hell espn i can't even these sob stories

I hate Perinelle so much

Looked like Robles' fault, but I may be wrong

> cross by Altididie???
They are serious?????

>that meme goal
United States Men's National Team Striker Jozy Altidore made that happen

the deflection or being out of position maybe, but vazquez intentionally shot it as far away from him as he could to be fair

>mls passing

Robles could have palmed that better but top ball-watching from the Red Bulls didn’t help their chances either

Basically what I expected

imagine having to choose between energy drink sc or man city B

Long should have to pay for tickets the amount of spectating he does

Do away goals count?

there's also NASL FC

can we please get a meme var penalty?

the only acceptable choice tbqh

Altidore and Bradley playing well so far, I think they're out to prove something

Cosmos' ownership is kinda cancer, and they're basically the only thing keeping the NASL alive right now

Please keep those faggots in Canada thank you. We dont want those chokers in our ninja turtles

I feel so bad for Americans. They deserve better than this :( No wonder you hate the sport.

>ameriburgers fire their entire NT to look like le smart footy tacticians
>score even less and concede even more
>already tried firing everyone
>dismantle entire US mens team to teach it a lesson
>this will make us feel like we understand futbolz!

Throwing the ball across the box isn't a cross?

>booing of Altidore and Bradley intensifies

I say invite the cosmos to the cpl

>the year is 2020
>the entire sport of football has been outlawed in an attempt to reach the world cup in 2022
>the year is 2022
>don't make it
>invent psychic drones that will literally airstrike anyone who thinks about football
>somehow none of this ever results in america making the world cup

Do away goals count or not? This league blows

>tfw Tabasco and Tortillas are better than NY

Away goals are a tiebreaker.

Yep so we should keep calling up the two primadonna faggots who dont work hard because they are mls supah stars to prepare for 2022.

Just stop posting, you faggot leaf. Your national team cant even make a hex.

>f-f-FUCK YOU JOZY
>the absolute state of burgers

Joshit isnt even our best striker so who cares.

The Canadian Premier League will lead Canada to their rightful place as regular hex contenders

1 goldc up m8

I can't wait to
>Siemian
all night

HE has more super bowls than the queefs

Someone should throw a bag of urine at Altishit and Badley

>the year is 2048
>the world stands on the brink of nuclear war
>the joint Russo-Sino-Iranian axis has given the US government 24 hours to disarm
>instead, the US launches a surprise nuclear attack
>against the houses of it's own men's national football team
>WW3 begins as the russian-chinese-persian troops amass to stop the Pol Pot-esque slaugher of America's football intelligentsia
>the entire globe is englufed in nuclear hellfire, as god bows his head, and condemns his creation for making a holocaust of his own sons
>somehow, FUCKING SHOCKINGLY, this does not result in America qualifying for the 2050 world cup
faggot

>being this triggered by two men who don't even know you exist

HE is still a shit QB that makes Crapperdick look elite

Lmao altidore is fucking shit senpai. The commentators poor attempt to give him credit for an ''assist'' was pathetic.

Everyone probably already pissed on the PATH train desu

you madman

oh, why don't you try firing the commentators then, i mean the next ones can't possibly be worse right

>giving up a goal on an AYSO level mistake

h-hey
at least when we didn't qualify for the world cup, it was somewhat unexpected

I'm glad the US got knocked out of the world cup. Our main stars are going to get booed and it will just make them angry, ultimately resulting in the Cup coming home to Canada. Here comes the triple.