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aussie runt btfo

we are witnessing the end of civilised society as we know it

it all comes tumbling down

imagine going for a piss and doing a poo instead lmao plop plop

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lol

this is my proxy

so is 235 the official new post limit?

>235
More like 225

Fuck off

You mean like Due South?

Slip inside the eye of your mind

*jiggles your boobies*

It's p. good

Now then lads

*wags tail in anticipation*

don't know which thread to post it

GONNA FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING IN REMEMBRANCE OF 11/9 LADS

stop making threads so early you stupid cunts

but it's such fun to split the general and make /brit/ basically unusable for an hour or two

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EARLY /BRIT/ MEANS THE THREAD WILL BE SHIT (x3)

what are the characteristics of a feminine penis

>but it's such fun to split the general and make /brit/ basically unusable for an hour or two
exaggerating don't you think

OLD NEW
RECYCLE

looks a bit feminine

not really

its on a girl

but im using /brit/ so you are exaggerating

lol

small and smooth

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tell me 3 of your fetishes lads

'est
'ing
'tation

Early /brit/ threads
Triggering lefties
Sucking off a nice feminine 'enis

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don't like this reply to the other thread 'immick

I'm not intelligent enough to know which thread to post in

'ot a 'an 'o thi' 'immick 'ither

how did we lose lads

zest
bopping
meditation?

fucking gyppos in the park again

henry the 8th i am i am

puttering at this

whats your 9/11 resolution gonna be

THAT's what runts look like?!
WTF I love runts now

44 post whoopee

picture me giving a damn

baffling to think that it went on for so long that even most people born in the middle of it had died before it ended

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!

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alri 'gin

smelling me own *brraaaappp* la

pretty rank, haven't pooed yet tbqh ngl

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wonder if they even imagine there not being a war

Twin Peaks is so much a show for hipster dufuses tbqh, can't remember why I even enjoyed the original now

FUCK OFF FUCK OF

just clicked on a reddit link to r/massivecocks as a joke haha

because coop is a lad

>The parents of a six-year-old boy have removed him from his primary school in a row over whether another pupil should be recognised as transgender.
>Nigel and Sally Rowe said their son became confused as to why the child dressed as both a boy and a girl.
>The Diocese of Portsmouth, which runs the Church of England school on the Isle of Wight, said it was required to "respect diversity of all kinds".

>The couple believe the school should have consulted all parents.

>Mrs Rowe told the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme that when they spoke with the school, which is not being identified, they were told "if a child wants to do that then we just have to accept it".
>The couple said under the school's bullying policy their son faced being disciplined for "mis-gendering" the six-year-old pupil.
>Two years ago they removed their eldest son from the same school in a separate row about a different transgender child.
>The Rowes say the suggestion that gender is fluid conflicts with their Christian beliefs as a family and they are seeking a legal challenge against the school's actions.

im not a huge tranny fan
ESPECIALLY not kid trannies
but tbqh in this case these parents are whiny twats and should shut the fuck up. "ooooh you need to get the permission of EVERY parent before you let a student wear girl clothes" shut the fuck up mate no you dont. the school is in charge, they dont need everyones permission before they scratch their arse.

additionally the fact that the parents apparently did the exact same thing a few years earlier makes me think theyre just arseholes spoiling for a fight and trying to make trouble

i wanked over that sub for a laugh lol. imagine being so gay that you do that unironically haha

*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

she works at Sup Forums

>coop
ah yes

*sips coffee*

im fu**in bored

this is INCREDIBLE coffee!

bum

wtf im not going to watch twin peaks now!

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please support sue in her new acting role programme airs this week

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television

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post naughty kpop webms

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

NOT supporting that senile old cunt after wasting my time and Memeholland Drive

>humor

stopped reading foy

What's the best electric razor for trimming pubes?

im a pickle rick

fair enough

'ce

ISPs should be held accountable for any dips in the speeds they guarantee and you should be allowed to sue them for thousands every time it happens.

good track

aaaaaaargh

wtf this game is so realistic

>trying to do some cheeky learning
>uni's site is fucked
AHH! NOT FAIR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *falls on the floor and starts screaming*
FIX IT! MOMMY! FIXXY FIXXY NOW NOW NOW!

just use the foldout sideburn trimmer bit of any electric razor

t. expert

The suburbs they are dreaming
They're a twinkle in her eye
She's been feeling frisky
Since her husband said goodbye
She wears a low cut T-shirt runs a little B&B
She's most accommodating when she's in her lingerie

Wife swapping is the future
You know that it would suit you

Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be more to life
All your life you are dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know
You should be going on another bender

The suburbs they are sleeping
But he's dressing up tonight
She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight
They're on the lovers sofa they're on the patio
And when the fun is over watch themselves on video

The neighbors may be staring
But they are just past caring

any northern man in

never touched a fanny. what's it like?

suport sues programe

only ever trim my pubes with scissors

is this an edgy modern day mod?

Like a handful of flesh

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London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

Now get this

London calling, yes, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?

I never felt so much a' like a'like a'like

What game is this my anglo freund?

victoria 3 when

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>The couple said under the school's bullying policy their son faced being disciplined for "mis-gendering" the six-year-old pupil
>>>>>>>>>>>>at """"""""""""""six""""""""""" years old

fucking hell

>Got the GF
>Got the good job
>Still depressed

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