Please pay respect to all the brave Australians who have lost their lives so far..
Australia's Carp war is still going on
Ian Bell
Jace Johnson
>Australia introduces carp herpes
>months later turtles in the great barrier reef start showing an obscure, new form of herpes
But don't worry, no other animals seem effected besides carp and turtles.
Luis Rodriguez
lol wtf are you talking about, what are you bogons doing down there?
Jose Richardson
We tried to eliminate European carp, which is a real problem for reasons, by introducing carp specific herpes to make them infertile.
Not long after, turtles suddenly started developing herpes which for some reason threatened the great barrier reef. My thinking is that the virus somehow spread to turtles.
And it's bogans, with an a.
Leo Martinez
>carp herpes
So...your saying I shouldn't have sex with these fish?
Robert Williams
>Australia introduces carp herpes
I had to check google just to see what level of mad max meme you were talking about.
Apparently literally weaponized herpes in the water.
Don't you have loads of chinese people? I thought they ate the fuck out of those things.
Jaxon Lee
>War against the hated carp
Are Australians just larping Dwarf Fortress at this point?
Camden Lopez
lmfao you bogons gave the reef herpes, well done
Elijah Allen
Is ya missus not satisfying you?
Josiah Thomas
KANYE WEST BTFO
Ayden Jenkins
F
Leo Gray
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Isaac Hill
mobile.abc.net.au
Suddenly turtle herpes... I wonder where this is coming from.
That would be fairly difficult without a micropenis.
Can we feed the herpes infected carp to them? That might solve two problems at once.
lmfao you let antifa rig your election, well done
Henry Jenkins
lmfao we're gonna have a re-election, well done
Nolan Gutierrez
What's up with Australia declaring war on animals and losing?
Christopher Cook
Ausfags have a shit record when it comes to controlling invasive species.
>bring sugarcane to Australia to start up plantations
>cane beetles are accidentally brought over with the seedlings
>to save their lrofits, Ausfags import cane toads (aka African supernigger marine toads) to feed on he cane beetles
>cane beetles are kill
>yet
>wait a second
>cane toads literally start blitzkrieg from northwest Australia into the rest of the continent, eating and out competing every other creature in their path
>even evolve longer legs to do so
>still progressing and expanding their territory to this day
KEK sends his armies to punish you Australia.
Isaiah Cox
It's okay Australia we also have a war with animals, but they took over our southern cities and developed dey culture
Zachary Rivera
youtube.com
Here the deputy Prime Minister offers a rallying war cry against Carp! It starts tame by 1 minute in he begins to amp it up.
Kevin Kelly
I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE GOD DAMN CHINK FISH WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS IF I HAVE TO
I DIDN'T SEE MY BEST FRIEND DIE RIGHT NEXT TO ME CAUSE OF THEM FUCKS FOR ME TO LAY DOWN AND ACCEPT THIS BULLSHIT.
AS LONG AS I STAND THE CARP SHALL NOT BE VICTORIOUS.
Joshua Kelly
>emus
>rabbits
>carp
An entire desert full of deadly animals and Australians are continuously BTFO by the harmless ones. Everything is truly upside down there.
Brayden Lee
>"Hotspot" in Cockle Bay at Magnetic Island may provide clues to the disease, with turtles only 100 metres away unaffected by tumours
Seems like the backpackers at magnetic island are fucking the turtles and giving them herpes.
Christopher Long
Gas the Carp, race war now!
Dylan Russell
CHOOSE YOUR AUSTRALIAN CIVIL WAR FACTION:
>Emu Caliphate
>Euro-Atlantian Carp Empire
>Cane Toad KEKomancer's Cabal
Pick a side Sup Forums, there can only be one.
Brandon Sullivan
No user, Cockle Bay seaturtles are simply not degenerate carp - fucking liberals like the seaturtles from Brisbane are. Only conservative traditional seaturtles live there.
Connor Ramirez
F
Eli Diaz
Cane Toad Cabal shall destroy all opposition.
Dominic Parker
Got a source for this?
Samuel Allen
Nah sorry mate but it's amusing searching for info about it.
HATE SPEECH ENDANGERS BURMA'S MUSLIMS
Those poor innocent victims!
Hunter Walker
An excuse to post this
youtube.com
Connor Powell
Jaxson Edwards
You don't just start out with the saltwater crocs, you have to work your way up.
Jonathan Martin
If I had to fight someday in the anti-kebab war, I'd want this monk doing battle by my side
Justin Gomez
>fantastic 4 are on their way
what?
Nolan Turner
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Angel Howard
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