Give me someone more woke

Give me someone more woke

>Pro-tip: You can't

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Aristotle.

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nigga is you even tryin?
Buddha all the way

Socrates

Nietzsche

>plato

Cheap Stirner knockoff.

He knocked everyone off and made them better.

Stirner was the parody Nietzche

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How could the parody come out first?

This was easy as fuck

>nobody here has said Kant

Embarrassed for all of you 2bh.

fpbp

The original troll

Thomas Aquinas.

stefan monlyneux

KEK

Seriously though, Epictetus is the king of redpill.

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>Plato
>Single-handily destroys Classical Civilization
>Woke
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Plato is socrates

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I guess it is possible to ignore your "duty".

Kant is a great philosopher, but he was deluded beyond all reckoning.

He was on the verge of insanity.

It's also pretty easy to ignore a literal sperg who writes 800 pages on aesthetics but has literally only one picture in his house; also, barely leaving the vicinity of his town:

"Kant therefore had no pictures or paintings hanging anywhere on the walls of his house—with one exception: over his desk in his study hung a picture of Rousseau.[37] Wrote Kant, 'I learned to honor mankind from reading Rousseau.'"

Aaaaand we're done here.

this

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Why not both?

Kant is a gigantic asshole. Fuck him and the rest of the German dickheads that ruined civilization.

Voltaire? Candide?

also this guy right here

This. Plato was shit.

Because
>muh being

Not that Aristotle isn't also guilty of that, but at least he is much healthier than Plato's math and other-worldiness.

Are you 15?

What about Richard Dawkins?

dude philosopher kings lmao

He invented the meme and became one.

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bro

James Cameron?

"YO DMT BRAH"
- Joe Rogan

>WE WUZ EVERYONE OF DEEZ MUHFUGGA

Diogenes of Sinope

Plato makes for good reading but Aristotle is called THE philosopher for a reason.

Aristotle is my personal choice as well

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mfw basedest woke ever was a Jew.

who?

Diogenes

>no Schoppy
>no Evola
>no Jung
>no Presocratics whatsoever
>nobody knows anything about Kant
shit thread

>Jung
>Woke

Explain yourself

Diogenes was the goat

>said theatre was for fucking plebs and filled people's heads with shit
>YFW he called the Jews on their shit before they even knew what Jews were

>ctrl+f
>no hobbes

Archetypes are basically genetic memories. He came up with the concept of synchronicities, meaningful coincidences, and it's why so many believe in meme magic. His alchemical works are useful for improving yourself. His body of work ties in closely with Schopenhauer's will and Kant's transcendental realm of "things-in-themselves," whether you believe the others are "woke" depends on your metaphysical and spiritual development.

friesian.com/jung.htm

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The man who constantly heckled him

>So woke he spent 40+ years to make other people woke and founded a religion.

Sic rerum summa novatur
semper, et inter se mortales mutua vivunt.
augescunt aliae gentes, aliae
inuuntur,
inque brevi spatio mutantur saecla animantum
et quasi cursores vitai lampada tradiunt.

Thus the sum of things is ever being renewed, and mortals live dependent one upon another. Some nations increase, others diminish, and in a short space the generations of living creatures are changed and like runners pass on the torch of life.

Underrated post.

Thucydides and Confucius are also good lads.

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Stop using the term woke you stupid fucking nigger.

Go back.

trust Australia to shitpost this hard

>more woke
So white boys are adopting black vernacular - again. No wonder they bitch about cultural appropriation.

Dog among men :DDD

>Implying blacks don't adopt white vernacular.

BEHOLD A MAN