ITT: Directors, writers, and actors who hate one of their movies

>"I love all my children but Dune is a bastard"
- David Lynch

>"A bumbling amateur exercise."
- Stanley Kubrick on Fear and Desire, a film he claimed he wished he could destroy entirely.

>"I really hate, hate, hate that I am on that side."
- Rooney Mara on Pan (2015), a film she claims to have made for her nieces and nephews

>“If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.”
- George Lucas on the Star Wars Holiday Special

>"The film was supposed to be what happens in a guy’s mind, and you were supposed to see a stream of consciousness in his mind and I did the film and it was completely incoherent. Nobody understood anything that went on and the relationship between myself and Diane Keaton was all anyone cared about. That was not what I cared about."
- Woody Allen on Annie Hall

>"Crap."
- Michael Bay on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"I hated Alien 3 more than anyone."
- David Fincher

>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."
- Kate Beckinsale

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>"Crap."
>- Michael Bay on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

>That Kate Beckinsale quote
I don't think Click is good either but damn bitch you're in Underworld and you're judging people on their taste?

Star Wars Holiday Special wasn't directed by George Lucas.

Dune (his cut) is pure kino, though. David needs to lighten up and own it already.

If she locked eyes with me like that I would cream my pants

Yeah, seriously.

That doesn't make him hate it any less.

I think a lot of first time directors who get screwed by studios never let it go. Look at Fincher and Alien 3. No matter how many special editions or cuts they just can't look past it.

Underworld made her career and was created by her ex husband. I doubt shed ever have the balls to disown the series, regardless of how she obviously doesn't care about it.

>>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."
>- Kate Beckinsale

I'm going to steal this thanks

Doesn't change how rude what she said is. Making fun of a movie is one thing, but making fun of your audience is a faux pas.

I want Kate to make fun of me too

I get that, but that quote could easily apply to people who watch Underworld movies. It's fine if she likes them since she is connected to the production, but someone who just loves the movies I'd find disturbing.

i want katie to put her tongue in my dick hole and make me hurt

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Click is amazingly good movie and only shit i enjoyed from sandler

lel
>literally defending people who like click
she went to Oxford. She deserves to be snobby.

Lol fuck off cunt

It's an adam sandler movie. There is no possible comparison except maybe with rob schneider's movies. And still...

By their own standards, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was still "the bad one"

It was the one with the crane balls and the wigger twins and Optimus dying in a fight in the woods where you literally could not tell what the jaggy CGI was supposed to represent only to come back five minutes later and the GIVE ME YOUR FACE scene

And it's the one where the writers went on strike and Megan Fox called Michael Bay Hitler because he forced her to leave the hotel to go look at the Great Pyramid

What's the matter, retard, feel insecure?

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>"I really hate, hate, hate that I am on that side."
>- Rooney Mara on Pan (2015), a film she claims to have made for her nieces and nephews
She was talking about the fact that she played a native American character

Click is one of the good Sandler movies

Not really.

That one scene doesn't suddenly make it good.

BASED KATE

Where did you get that picture?

would you go as far as to say that you want to be katie's tampon boy?

the only reason i ever gave this guy a chance as an actor is because he shit on twilight

there's something so fucking delicious about kate beckinsale

her skin seems genuinely tasty.
especially her sole skin

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>you can't kill me, Victor
>I'm already dead
back off of vampkino pls

she is also on Love & Friendship wich is honestly one of the best films of the year, pure grace

Kate is a smug British nerd who only respects the people who watch her in her classical literature movies.

>smug british nerd
That sounds oddly accurate.

what happened to pattinson by the way? he belongs in a dead careers general thread.

it's been years since I saw that movie, but did they really lift lines off of a Bond flick?

He sits on his Twilight money and makes indie movies when he feels like it.

>"The film was supposed to be what happens in a guy’s mind, and you were supposed to see a stream of consciousness in his mind and I did the film and it was completely incoherent. Nobody understood anything that went on and the relationship between myself and Diane Keaton was all anyone cared about. That was not what I cared about."
- Woody Allen on Annie Hall
To be fair he's saying he hates his fans not the movie. Also the movie was originally to be set in Victorian London and have a Dr. Jekyll/ Mr. Hyde type thing going on.

I liked Click.. most people did. It has a nice message, and it's touching. It's the last good Sandlerkino.

>Beckinsale
>Uses genuinely twice in the same sentence

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit.

can't fault him for audiences not wanting to see him. he's done some good work with Cronenberg and worked with Herzog, too. kudos to him, i'd love to work with either director in any capacity.

i always think it weird that people disregard an actor simply because he/she is no longer in blockbuster films. mind you, i'm no real fan of his and have never bothered with those Twilight movies, but his work in Cosmopolis was on point.

He has like 6 movies in production. I think he just took a break from the spotlight to avoid fangirls.

Cosmopolis really made me think, The Rover was good, Lost City of Z looks good, haven't seen yet.

The Rover was crap
>muh dog

holy cow, i forgot about Rover. that film was amazing. how it flew under the radar was really disappointing. it should have been an indie darling.

Literary repetition.

no
that scene isn't even good
it's just emotional b8 for children who still love their parents

are you implying people shouldn't love their parents, you edgelord?

Click was legit good though, last good Sandler movie

no just that it's a really badly executed scene that only works on you if you connect instantly to whatever you're watching and watching your dad die with regrets is one of the saddest things you can imagine

> The Rover was good
> i forgot about Rover. that film was amazing.

what the fuck are you niggers smoking, next you are going to say you loved that piece of shit snowpiercer as well

>watching your dad die with regrets is one of the saddest things you can imagine
that really is a immensely sad thing though

>>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."
>- Kate Beckinsale
At 20:22 in this Kate says something similar but still quite different:
youtube.com/watch?v=CI4e9i0MH2c

>"I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."

Doesn't that apply to Underworld as well?

yes it is literally repetition

yes it really is, but just because a sad thing happens on the screen doesn't make it a good scene

it's really poorly done with some really bad acting from everyone but Sandler and the rest of the movie was so shit it's hard to care at that point

like I said, it only works on you when you're a kid so you don't need things to actually be well done to emotionally engage, you just imagine that situation applying to you and immediately you feel sad

when i was a kid Click came out and made me cry like crazy. I saw that scene again when I was around 18 and almost laughed at how much it affected me when it first came out

The first underworld was amazing. I watched it like 8 times on dvd rental in one weekend.

Huge fan of Maynard and Wes Borland though

ok now I get what you're saying and I agree. The context of the scene is pretty sad but it's executed terribly.

hahaha, i loved Snowpiercer! well, most of it. fun movie. the end kinda sucked, but i don't let that ruin a fun ride.

also, The Rover was amazing. Pattinson really shined in it. so did Pearce. it's been more than a year since i've seen it, but what exactly did you dislike about it? simple plot, exception directing and acting, and killer ending. where did it fail in your eyes?

Get off of Sup Forums, Lily

why

I don't post on Sup Forums

I still respect the guy for shitting on the very film he starred and trying to distance himself from it all. Hopefully he's invested the money he made off of it intelligently.

It's really shit to get typecast in Hollywood.

The Rover is the best movie Pattinson is in. And one of Guy Pearces best ever roles.

>On Jaws: The Revenge, Caine said "I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

You shouldn't be posting here anyway sweetie

I'm 18

I do what I want

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Post stomach with timestamp first.

delet this

Not likely

pls

All of us only know her because she's hot. Her breaking out movie series is also thanks to her husband apparently

Like really guys, you dont have to defend women because theyre hot ffs

Post feet

What do you think her hair smells like

I love when actors acknowledge that it's a job instead of being about 'art'

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>In a 1998 interview with Larry King, when asked if he ever regretted making any film, Newman bitterly responded "that volcano movie."

Paul Newman

That's a wax figure at Madame Toussads.

Average shampoo, fancy conditioner, and slightly too expensive perfume.

Messy but good. Sweet but not too sweet.

There's no Kate Beckinsale wax figure.

she's had a lot of work done. She's essentially an action figure now.

>“If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.”
>- George Lucas on the Star Wars Holiday Special

I thought RLM made this up
>mf it's actually real

WHO IS THIS GUY

>>"Crap."
>- Michael Bay on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Source? I'd be genuinely interested in seeing what it took for Micheal Bay to call one of his own movies crap
Also the drama in Click was genuinely engaging, it's the only reason Click isn't down there with Grown Ups 2 and The Cobbler in terms of Adam Sandler's worst movies

>ywn hang out with young, smug, goth, nerdy Kate and hate normies together

I actually dislike when they do this. 9 times out of 10 it's simply because it failed and they try to cover it with "yeah, i hated it too!"

Isn't the point of click that the fart jokes were just a bait and switch for the painful emotional ending?

I'm defending her because she's perfectly justified in that statement. There is literally nothing wrong with someone with deserved snobbery looking down on people who like garbage

Beckinsale is living proof going to a certain school doesn't actually mean much.

How? Quite the opposite really

she got into the most prestigious school on Earth because she was intelligent and a hard worker. Her connections to other driven intelligent people got her a career that made her rich and famous. She knows she's mostly a model in her movies, and so she puts more effort into her looks than almost any other woman her age in her profession.

She is incredibly successful only because she is intelligent and has earned it by being a higher caliber of human.

Sorry it offends you if she snobbish to people who like fucking Click.

>She is incredibly successful only because she is intelligent and has earned it by being a higher caliber of human
>only

Both of her parents were famous actors and she went to Oxford for theatre. Oh and her looks are due to plastic surgery. She's not that special.

>on that side
What side? The "wrong side of history" side?

>I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."
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Why doesnt Lynch like dune? I've read the books and I like the movie.

He didn't get final cut.
It's not the movie he intended to make.

>woman addicted to pornography
>judges me because I liked click