>do you have any idea how much that little stunt of yours cost the department?
Do you have any idea how much that little stunt of yours cost the department?
Alexander Phillips
Justin Johnson
>you know the rules. give me your badge and your gun
Owen Davis
>and your other badge
Brody Perry
>....
>and your OTHER gun
Carson Rogers
>your off the case, johnson!
Eli Phillips
>you're off the case
Hunter Price
>and you're other case
Grayson Myers
>aim for the bushes
>....
Liam Johnson
>he's a loose cannon!
>but he gets the job done...
Benjamin Foster
>here we do things by the book!
Zachary Lewis
>I don't like you
>But you're the best we got
Connor Ramirez
>Sergeant goes on a long tirade about how much damage that stunt cost the department and how the Mayor is breathing down his neck
>"And one more thing, officer...
>...Well done."
John Johnson
>I've got the DA on my ass!
Levi Reed
Do we really need to have this thread every day?
Parker Rodriguez
Lucas Mitchell
>police, freeze!
Colton Walker
BYE BOOK
Gavin Hughes
sorry that not all of us read every thread ever posted on this board
Benjamin Taylor
>your OTHER, other gun
Samuel Stewart
Hearing the voice made me burst out laughing.
Jack Bell
>cops have to hand over their weapons
>rookie takes his pistol our of his belt holster
>major hands over belt holster too
>"and the other one..."
>reaches into concealed holster strapped to armpit
>rookie looks with surprise
>"and the rest"
>hands over knife strapped to leg inside sock, tiny pistol in pocket, tazer, pepper spray
>rookie looks with widening eyes
>"holy shit"
Parker Wright
>and your OTHER badge
Austin Perez
>and your other book
Jayden Brooks
was it kino magic?
Joseph Reyes
>reckless and fuckup undercover agent gets suspended
>carries on the case and completes the mission
>declines when they offer him his badge and gun back
Christopher Howard
>and your wife's son's gun and badge
really getting tired of this propaganda
Gavin King
>character in a movie talks about how real life isn't like a movie
Isaac White
>turn in you're rare pepe
Thomas Lee
modern simpsons would never even attempt something like this.
no ideas.
Easton Nguyen
> and your other rare green toad !
gives only fake rares while keeping real ones
Dylan Murphy
>and your WIFE!
Lucas Martin
>..and her other son
Austin Anderson
>Guy in suit: Who's in charge here?
>Police chief: That would be me
>Guy in suit: Not anymore
Tyler Brown
...
Blake Sanchez
>now you might be a bigshot back in DC, but this here...is my town
Nathan Miller
>Don't take your eyes off this guy
>If he as much as sneezes, I want to know about it
Evan Collins
Jackson Stewart
This always takes me out of any immersion I was getting into.
Carter Torres
>you're getting too close to this case
Liam Hill
>no please give it me I'll do it by the book
>you say this everytime
Ayden Rogers
>cop gets tranferred away from the big case because he fucked up
>he now has to work on a much smaller, seemingly trivial case
>turns out this small case was the missing piece of the puzzle to solve the big case
Daniel Bennett
I'm gonna need some more R34 of female Pepe.
Charles Roberts
>wipes ass
>flushes toilet paper instead of just throwing it away
Leo Hernandez
>wipes ass
>throws away toilet paper instead of just eating it
wew, are Americans actually like this or is it just in movies for show?
Lincoln Sullivan
> but this time i mean it. Pleeeeeease, i'll suck yer cawk!
Owen Stewart
Maybe you should just get into it.
Joseph Diaz
>cop is sent to work the archives as punishment
>stumbles upon a crucial document that helps him solve the case
Leo Johnson
>Southern Officer gets saddled with a black person as a partner
>Over time he rethinks his preconceived notions of race and learns to accept black people as people.
>There's plenty of high jinks along the way
Noah Brooks
>black cop takes him to a black bar
Henry Clark
youtube.com
I actually like this trope.
Brayden Morris
>>throws away toilet paper instead of just eating it
>he has to recycle his feces for the extra nutrients
What's it like living in a 3rd world shithole?
Anthony Morales
Fuckin' Feds.
Jack Nguyen
r-rude ;_;
Michael Bennett
>Officers partner dies
>Gets assigned a new partner
>Initially he hates him because... well because, in a way, the new guy reminds him of himself when he was just a rookie, trying to make his way in the world
>they eventually become an effective duo, busting the case that he and his old partner were working on and avenging his death by capturing the guy who killed him
>there's plenty of High Jinks along the way
John Rogers
>FBI ordered by Department of Defense
THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.
Hudson Rodriguez
I'm sorry.....you know how this site can be sometimes
Ryan Long
No, because you never let me see any of the budget numbers.
Austin White
>i'm taking away your wooden gun
>to give me my real gun?
>no, to give you a rape whistle
bravo raimi
Isaac Walker
>Court case is at a standstill
>The defendant pleads to be put in the stand because he thinks he can win over the jury
>The lawyers reluctantly allow it
>The prosecutor baits him into doing something that seriously jeopardises the entire case
Lucas Martinez
Yeah, it's a pretty noxious place.
Nathan Campbell
...and your other thread
Isaac Foster
...and your other bump
Brayden King
>someone asks main character a straightforward question
>he starts telling some unrelated childhood story/memory instead of just ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION
Every movie. Every episode. Every time.
Ryan Reed
>the unrelated story eventually winds around to become relevant, but only after three minutes of flashbacks
Logan Reyes
what flick?
Angel Robinson
A Time to Kill seriously comes to mind.
Joshua Cook
>black cop takes him to a gay bar