Is mats hummels white?

Is mats hummels white?

No.

Both his parents are supposedly pure blooded Germans but I dont buy it. His mom must have been taking Turkish or even Indian cock on the side.

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>germans can't be swarthy

clearly you have never stepped foot in a german city

Whiter and more handsome than you burgerfriend.

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Would be very Pleasantly surprised

wtf I NEED a BIC now.

You'd like that wouldn't you

mot all germans are blondcucks, look at ballack or mathaus

alpinigger

who cares if hes white

swarthy caucasians are the best looking anyway, nordics look like cucks pale skin no facial hair lanky body

>t. turk cosplaying as caucasian

I look a bit like Hummels. I mean the eyes and hair color. i was blonde as a child

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Not to mention losing their hair at age 23

you have dead soul eyes?

what the fuck does pale skin have to do with looking like a cuck. it's the norm if you live in a country where the sun never shines

agree with the other features though

>tfw dark hair, brown eyes
>tfw ethnic German

such is life in southern germany

Is this /bundes/?

acording to my mum, white skin dark hair german males are the best looking people around

hmm....m-mind sharing a pic of your mum and giving her phone number?

i-i just want to ask her about some good, erm, paella recipe

No, mine are a little bit greener tho.

I don't have any pic of her right now, will look though

Hola soy yo, tu nuevo padrastro

she's 57 guys

so?

This her back then

MADRID

pls be in moergestel

is Sup Forums Sup Forums?

I'm English but look nordic (tall, blonde and blueish eyes), do Nordic men actually have no facial hair generally? I'm 21 and my beard is pathetic

mine is too and I have green brown eyes and brown hair
no hair in the chest either, this is just genetics

No, ALL, and I repeat, ALL germans are blond and purely aryan.

like Hitler
and Göring
and Goebbels
and...

just random genetics i think

most generic nordic looking guys i know in their 20s have beards (or the ability to grow one at least)

gib milkies

Back off blonde scum

I would 2bh

Quite the MILF you got there, amigo

no one said anyting of my sister, sp confirmed not pedo

Yes. You can even find 16th century paintings of Germans that look like that.

>actually posting a pic of your mom on a chinese cartoon forum
too many mentally ill people here

she's beautiful and I'm proud

its YOUR mom you fucking lunatic. jesus christ some people here

what are you implying?

Don't talk to me or my future stepson ever again

kek

kek

hehe

If you're comparing yours to all the sandniggers in your country, yeah, it's probably gonna look pathetic.

haha hoho hehe

Questioning this guy's whitness only exposes how much racial categories are inconsistent and retarded for the most part.

no they really aren't
racial categories were fine until americans start to change them

This

You mad because americans put you in the moorish category?

North Africans and middle easterners are considered white on the US census though

they put spaniards in the hispanic with indians
and you put algerians and irakis as white (cacucasian)
and indians and chinese together
and black as a single group

>Schatzi...when you went on that holiday with the girls to Istanbul in 88, did you...meet anyone?

Must have been several trips, his brother looks literally like Gündogan

Is your family proud of you

no

The races of Germany according to the Nazis

bottom mid is literally hummels with a mustache.

and I was thought that Rassentheorie was bullshit..

>Bilder deutfcher Raffen 1
>nordifche Raffe
>Fälifche Raffe
>Weftifche Raffe

what did they mean by this?

>t. Württembergischer Abiturient

I dont get it

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*Ratte , not Raffe

nazis were heavy lispers

It's not true, nordics are hairy bros, just look at Mellberg

Our guy confirmed for one then?

wait what's going on on Hokkaido

yef

MOMMY

haha :)

>not fapping to her..

That Ainu blood

hihihi

>tf
>tp

Post more pls

I asked her and she said no sorry

m-mommy

>I asked her

"Mom can I put this sexy photo of yours in a sports forum and see if they like you?
"Don't you dare"

My GF basically has dark brown eyes, dark brown hair, is 1.93 tall, sharp features, and both parents come from Hamburg. And every time I go to Germany there are many people like her if not darker, so the blonde meme is just a meme. I'd say only like 20% of Germans are blonde or dark blonde. And in major cities it feels even less than that.

Wow shes fucking tall, you sure she is a girl?

there are many germans who like french/italians you spic

I think your gf might by a Turkish tranny

Why is it always amerimutts making these posts

He's whiter than 99% of Americans.

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Have you and your mom fucked yet?

No, our relation is healthy

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>ywn go back in time and knock up a slag with big tits during la movida madrileña

Shesls catalan and not a slag!!!

>Sup Forums - MOMMY

Paco?

No