Screen shot this

Screen shot this.

There is going to be a bombing in Pas Vegas either tonight, tomorrow, or the next day.

Las Vegas*

Where is Pas Vegas, my burger friend?

Las Vegas is in Nevada.

Here's the gist of how I got this story.

My friend is in Las Vegas and he saw two Muslims in the elevator with him. They had a baby stroller with a towel over it so you couldn't see what was inside and as soon as the door opened to the lobby the Muslims ran out the door with the stroller.

He predicts that the bomb will go off in the next couple of days but most likely on the 4th of July.

Bump

Religion of Peace™ would never do such a thing. The stroller probably has a bunch of fireworks to celebrate with the infidels, I mean friends.

Did you report this to anyone?

ur retarded

You need to report this to the feds.
They're gonna come looking for you if you don't after posting this.

I can't I live in a different state, but I don't think my friend has either.

Hey guys I work at the Puxor Casino and I saw two muslim men wearing hijabs unloading a truck full of barrels.

Are those barrels dank memes?

My dad works for nintendo

no, they are delivering clocks. Worry not about it goy.

Vegas fag here. The strip has very tight security, I doubt it. Its private too, they don't have to tip around SJW bullshit. Theyll kick you out just for having a tri-pod.

Probably the Luxor buffet food. Only good for their cheap rooms

Hey guys I'm a kerosine-filled barrel stored at the basement of the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas
The people who bought me left me inside a room and put some sort of weird electrical thing on me
Am I going to die?

It was probably just a white baby nothing to be alarmed about.

some of you are ok, don't come to vegas tomorrow

At first I thought this was a threat

kek

Looks like you fucks were kangaroos in human skin after all
Never trust a Roo

If dubz, kek will curse London for being filled with brown people this upcoming month.

>baby shits his diaper
>sikh parents rush to room to change child's pants
>random 14 year olds instantly assume they're ISIS

roos knew
roos fucking knew

screenshotted though I'm having trouble finding Pas Vegas on Google Maps

Why no tripods?

Thousands of people walking the casino floor, its a lawsuit waiting to happen if someone trips.

That's why we're the best defensed country. Behind every blade of grass is a paranoid bigot with a firearm.

delete ur account

God bless a meriga