It's a "Truman remembers he's going to die someday" episode

>it's a "Truman remembers he's going to die someday" episode


=(

>It's a "Truman smelling his armpits" episode

>It's a "Truman discovers his pedophilia" episode

>its a truman is starting to think only touching himself once every other day might not be enough or perharps he thinks he is not living up to his wanking potential in terms of how many time he does it episode

>It's a Truman realizes he's exhausted every possible outlet for meeting a gf and has surrendered to a lifetime of isolation and loneliness episode

> its a truman eats his boogers in private like every other man in history episode

> true man

>it's a trumans parents weren't ready to be parents and they raised him poorly with no responsibilities or expectations now they expect him to be a normal hard working adult and move out episode

>Its a Truman jerks off with his blanket, and then flipping the cum stained side so the dry surface touches his body for an entire year.

>it's a "Truman accidentally strangles his lover to death and has to cover up by making it look like she auto asphyxiated" episode

Are youtruman me?

>It's a Truman's parents both had mental illnesses and passed them on to their kids and now their kids are trying to navigate life autistic and broken epsiode

>Truman doing morning bathroom routine and spends 20 min. raking a rough brush across his back to pop all his zits

This episode sounds familiar

>Its a Truman instead of shitting in the toilet, took some toilet paper and put it on the floor, then squated and shits, grabs the toilet paper with the shit and flush it

>it's a "Truman masturbates to anime" episode

>it's a truman struggles to stay up until the next day in a desperate attempt to fix his degenerate sleep-cycle episode

>Its a Truman picks out dried cum from his cockhead to sniff after jerking off the night before

Literally what I'm doing right now.


Fucking kill me

>It's a Truman rubs his finger between his balls and thigh and sniffs it episode

>It's a truman cries while watching Punch Drunk Love episode

>itss a truman struggles with alcohol abuse and is currently suffering withdrawals

>it's a truman spends an hour in the shower sitting down staring into space wondering where it all went wrong

>It's a Truman randomly makes wild animal noises when no one is around episode

>it's a Truman jacks off into his bosses coffee episode