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News
>The MMA Hour Live - October, 30, 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=2qXFkPO_scU

>Colby Covington says he was ‘on lockdown’ in Brazil by security after controversial comments
mmafighting.com/2017/10/30/16577932/colby-covington-says-he-was-on-lockdown-in-brazil-by-security-after-controversial-comments

>Tyron Woodley isn't amused by Colby Covington's schtick, but is he missing a golden opportunity?
mmajunkie.com/2017/10/ufc-tyron-woodley-colby-covington-title-fight-opportunity

>ATT co-founder Ricardo Liborio condemns Colby Covington, announces departure from team
mmajunkie.com/2017/10/american-top-team-ricardo-liborio-condemns-colby-covington-departure-from-team

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

back to the first post my good friend. good job. you slacked last thread

THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR NEGRO

This dedication to a shitty meme is honestly appreciated

why did he do it?

who wore it better?

heem is more dead than usual. It's prime posting hours

GENETICALLY MODIFIED

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no one likes you

Post more bunda

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what does heem mean and why are there so many threads

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>Wake up, Tony.
>It's all over.

don't fret guys i got a fresh heeminder for you. November is s-s-s-s-staaaaaaacked

>multiple wednesday cards
>multiple thursday cards
>events every friday & saturday

looks hype

You like me, you just don't know it

It's literally autism and heem means
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men

filthy animal

That's a nice op right there

lol Miesha wearing the same shirt with 100% more tits

His mom must be a fan

thank you

That is pretty gay 2bh. Can I stay?

you probably shouldn't but noone is gonna stop you

put a thanksgiving theme on it

i was thinking about doing that but i dont know what to put. turkeys? orange and brown again?

pictures of oezdimir

SPIN!

Hey Coral, if I could get you into Schaubs wedding would you be interested? You will have to work.

Not really, there is not a single reason to do that

aww does daddies wittle princess think watching mma makes them tough? aww you're a big boy aren't you? It's a real alpha sport for savages like you

cute

i'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly yella no good keister off my property

fake
100% more nose though

>losing to ronda rousey twice

this thread needs more miesha and rena

Who is your favorite female fighter and what is your maximum bench press?

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>good morning son

Joanna


Empty bar, hopefully.

Fuck off, faggot.

alright i'm taking off someone else has to goof the picks tonight

lellator on a thursday?

Is that Schaub in the center?

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post yfw joanna gets BURGERED after that american flirting with her on snapchat finally bangs her

The event is in Israel so it'll probably be on tape delay Friday but the actual event is Thursday EST

i think the spammer broke himself. he doesn't even know what day it is

Which Joanna?

He won't be the first

Whos this gook bitch?

are there any bigger roasties than TAM girls?

teruto ishihara hoverhand

you want a (You) that bad huh?

I'd have to hear Schaub's permission.

schaubs wife and tigers mom

p i m p

Surprising

>DC_interviews_mcgregor

Do i have a shot with JJ ? Or do you think she is faithful to her fiance?

/heemstream/

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Is Woodley literally retarded? He refuses to acknowledge CoCo despite the fact that he’s the perfect heel, and would land him considerable PPV buys. Plus Woodley’s style could frustrate CoCo.

:^)

Only alphas fuck fatties didn't you know

Rate these picks, should I bet this time?

Michael Bisping
Cody Garbrandt
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
Stephen Thompson
Paulo Borrachinha
Joseph Duffy
Walt Harris
Michał Oleksiejczuk
Randy Brown
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Ovince Saint Preux
Aiemann Zahabi

>CoCo

did you come up with that all by yourself? wew lad

go for it

lel

>all favorites

3/10

this

Please someone post the webm of an aryan goddess twerking in Khabib or Masvidal's dick (I really can't differentiate them)

do you also start the 'drink more water buddeh' threads on /fit/

They look nothing alike

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>forehead cropped
what did you mean by this?

not sure what youre talking about my guy

I wonder what Aspen Ladd's forehead shopped onto Gus's wife would look like

>you are now reminded that you will never touch paige vanzant

I want miesha nudes to leak more than anything.

>thanks for having a kid

probably bad cause asspen ladd is an ugly fuckin skank

Someone post this webm

they did but weren't very good

I want nudes of her asshole if you know what I mean

No, I actually talked to that guy and he doesn't post on /heem/. At least thats what he says

Cant see her face in them though they could be anybody

Its a black baby

you know what a loser you are?

Joanna Jedrzejczyk

hnng

Buddeh has become a Sup Forums colloquialism.

I've seen buddeh posting as far as /tg/ my buddehs.

sage is guile

Buddeh

That fucking forehead is yuge!

he looks bigger

>fighter
>faithful to their fiance
Choose one

the second part of overeem's name as a verb meaning to ko, I think, but with the r pronounced with a brazilian accent.

Reminder that Joanna will probably finish Rose on Saturday

Shes got nice little skittles

do you lads think Rose has a chance, any chance, even a slight bit of a chance?

Post rin nakai instead

Who has the webm?