Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread Skykang Edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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R O B E R T

Lady Rosa is BATSHIT CRAZY

robert

4st for robert

>caller's on house arrest
>can't go to vehicle but sees it's totaled

What a world.

anything cool happening? i can't listen atm

F-first

Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert

>It's all so tiresome

TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...


>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.

>Body in an alley

>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry

>Bunch of drunk drivers

>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off

>FORNICATION

>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)

>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED

>ULULLULULULULLULULULU

>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'

>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)

>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!

>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.

>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.


THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!

If all the guns were removed from Chicago would the murder rate be so high?

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN

>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!

>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."

>DUMPSTER SPICS!!

>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!

>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"

>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON

>ANOTHER AFRO

>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!

>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!

>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."

>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!

>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX

>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS

>BLOOD TRAIL

>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.

>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"


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good job naming it right this time

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

no, you'd have to remove the niggers
removing the guns would do nothing

>blakc malle
>he has a gun

>juan is calling... again

TONIGHT THE THIRD:

>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...

>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"

>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!

>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."

>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."

>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER

>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!

>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY


What a God-Damned city...

Remove them and the nigs will just get more like magic

Cannot be removed

Not to detract from the racism (because I do agree) but I think if there were an abundance of factories or something meaningful to do, a lot of these hoodlums would go earn a wage instead of just sleeping in all day and entertaining us all night.

But I am not an economist.

He said Dequan.

youtube.com/watch?v=l3a1GHh9oq4

I told you i was going to make it, mate

fuck it, let my one die

>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY

>implying he wasn't preparing himself for the skeleton war

You hear more "SHOT FIRED" than white male reports

Watch your ass while doing paperwork. We had an officer ambushed that way.

>do you think im drinking?

we will recycle yours when this hits the bump limit

maybe.
lord knows it wasn't this bad before the chinks stole our industry

Shit, I thought this one was yours.

It'd help, yes

Idle hands and minds seem to be the enemy of Africans

Pablo's going to prison tonight bois

Sorry Robert.

Genuinely sorry.

nah man, dont split, just let it die and i'll make the next one, no biggie

WE

WUZ

SKYKANGZ

Are you the victim or the offender, Tyrone?

Well done.

nah mate, she'll be right

The dead vote in Chicago, why wouldn't they get into gang wars too?

Think about it if there were no guns in Chicago they would have no way to kill each other and the murder rate would plummet and Chicago would flourish as a city

At this point is there really any viable reason to keep guns in Chicago?

>larry

LARRY FRAISER
WHITE MALE
THIS IS A SURPRISE

fraiser

black male white shirt packing heat

made a shitty meme

I really wish Chicago had its own IRL Punisher.

>shots fired

Heard something about shots fired and a robbery.

...When did vivian get a padunkadunk ass?

male black wearing white shirt known to carry fire arm

lrn 2 radio

>high probability of being a troll

shots fired

>criminals follow the law, guys

>shot, uh, shot-t, uh, shots fired

christ dude there are dindus dting out there get it out

Yeah, African countries with few gunz amongst the peons totally don't have murders

They'd kill more in Chicago if all they had were machetes

>191919191919191

congratulations on your achiebmints.

>still trying to work out if the person shot is the victim or the offender

>they watching for ya

>They're watching for ya

nice triply trips

But chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation, Robert.

>some of the robertest roberts in the robert, Robert

sassy bitch

10-4 Robert

Jesus christ

this city is truly amazing. Its literally like a real life tv show

how the fuck this is even a real place blows my mind. I cant evem believe this place exists in reality

the while concept is fucking amazing. The shit that happens there is so wild that i doubt writers for a tv show could come up with better or more original shit

its a god damn zoo. It's like mad max the city.

does a place like this exist anywhere besides America ?

pic unrelated

>pointing out facts is trolling

Name one viable reason why guns should be kept legal in Chicago? The city which suffers from the worst of gun violence

Ay yo check these keys

Who did Robert piss off to get the graveyard shift in this violent hellhole?

OK Roberts, I'm out of here. Market opens in 8 hours.

She;s my favorite.

>I bet she'd leave nailmarks.

Check yo Roberts

They would follow the law if the penalty was harsh enough

Any frying pan attacks tonight? That was pure gold last night

Whats everybody eating to night, got some dipping sticks and cheese

ay yo check these trips, robert

>definitely a troll

How do you intend to remove the guns?

These threads make me want to move to Chicago, live in a high rise, and browse Sup Forums from my comfy fortress and watch the sirens

I think Haiti, Liberia, Jamaica and some other African countries are pretty much Chicago The Country.

No, but two UHAULS + A PENSKE!

Check your keys!

sup Sup Forums v2 for me, check the pic

>cuffs, and walkie on vest

I love my load bearing vest. So. many. pockets.

I agree

The penalty for all niggers caught with a gun should be death

>trying to remove the boot of the vehicle
>not trying to steal the vehicle
>remove the boot
Wut

>That would be detective...
>uhh okay alright go ahead

I just got done with chinese

Africa is third world America is not big difference

The current gun laws in Chicago have failed they need new ones

As long as you've got an undercover car park and bulletproof windows, you're set

Robert

>that sexy "10-4"

So people can protect themselves from roaming bands of Basket Ball Americans. If they kill each other who cares

Robert, the overwhelming majority of the gun violence is committed with illegally acquired handguns used by felons who aren't allowed to have them in the first place, Robert. You'd only be disarming the 2 citizens in all of Chicago who aren't felons, Robert.

You have to get the boot off before stealing the car.

I just had seconds of this. I went full /ck/ and made four servings of this great spaghetti. I'm on my third glass of wine though.

Boot as in locking device placed on the wheel.

Not sure if boot means trunk in Aus.

>she'd leave nailmarks

good

Nah Darude sandstorm was gold last night.

did she drop an F bomb?

Ok, I'll accept this. Not a badge, but you're either a cop, or a REALLY fucking dedicated cosplayer.

Well done.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS THREAD THIS FILLS ME WITH SUCH RAW UNTAINTED LEVELS OF COMFINESS

>dispatcher
>there fucking around throwing bottles

Ahhhh he's back!