What is Kate Beckinsale's best film?

what is Kate Beckinsale's best film?

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She wasn't in good movies, user.
Oh I think she had 5 minutes in Aviator

>thinly veiled Lily Mo thread

last days of disco

Love and Friendship.

Sounds like you're a pleb mate

Last Days of Disco is one of the best films of the 90s and Love and Friendship was one of the best films of 2016

Laura Patton looks better for a 41 yo woman

If you want one where she looks best, then Total Recall.

pythonkino

I'm not about to watch a 2016 movie called Love and Friendship about victorian women in funny hats doing victorian women shit, fuck off

You are a disgusting pleb

Please go away

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unironically this

Well love and friendship was the best film she has done in years in terms of performance and recognition. Slightly unlucky not to gain more award buzz. Before that she has had lots that are OK without being standout. But yeah your talking going back to her pre pearl harbor days. Cold comfort farm or last days of disco.

total recall

Whit Stillman is a hack. It's like Woody Allen devoid of all the superior Jewish quality. Proof of WASP privilege. And it's literally the best WASPS can do.

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What DID she MEAN by THIS?

That an 11 inch object would not satisfy her if used as a sex toy, and by extension a sexual partner with an 11 inch penis would be a disappointment to her.

What's that one where her obsession with cock warps her daughter into an underage sexual deviant?

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my diary vlog

worth it

as if she ever had a penis inside her.

Laurel Canyon

Oh sweety

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How does one raise a child that fucked up

N/A

>this'll never happen to be as soon as I wake up from first thing in the morning

Do you think kate has tasted lilys pusy?

She isn't fucked up.

>you will never suck her toes

Lil pls

Did KekinStale start acting at 60?

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I can't enjoy Kate anymore, knowing what a chav she is in real life

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the mommy/daughter thing recently has turned her into my favorite celeb

jeezeeeeeeeeeee
how old does she think she is

Molesting her daughter

> Honey mom makes horrible movies and we'll be broke when I run out of roles
> care to hop on that whore bandwagon?

DRINK MY FUCKING BLOOD ALREADY

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

JUST A LITER OR TWO FUCK

fuck

how is her neck so sexual?

usually women have a hard time maintaining a sexual neck when they age

huh?

She plays a vampire in movies. I want her to rip my throat open and feed on my blood. Does that explain it?

Just be my Sugarmommy already

No, not really. What does this do for you?

Oh no, she's aware of sexuality at 16, what a fucked up child!

Fucking Americans with their middle ages """ethics""".

Sure thing user

>What does this do for you?

It gives me erections when I think about it.


I dont understand the confusion. Take a moment and think about her digging her teeth into your neck and swallowing your hot delicious blood. You dick doesn't twitch a bit? ?

>Dat unaligned wrist

Can hollywood seriously not teach it's actors how to throw a convincing punch?

Best case she'd just barely hurt him, worst case she'd sprain her fucking wrist.

yess yessssssss

>Last Days of Disco is one of the best films of the 90s
Really? Of all the movies made in the 90s that is one of the best? Either you haven't watched enough movies or you are just deluded (and retarded).

This.

No. Can't say it does. Isn't it really hard (lol) to uphold an erection when you lose 2 litres of blood?

She would've ended up in porn if she wasn't fucking her way through Hollywood

>Isn't it really hard (lol) to uphold an erection when you lose 2 litres of blood?

ok, yes, when your body experiences massive bloodloss mechanisms kick in to isolate blood from extremitiest to keep in in your core where your vitals are.. .but.. erections r a state of mind ok??

100$ percent i would let her drink all of myu blood no regerts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(film_series)#Sixth_film

What? I'm banking on a turnaround.

>erections r a state of mind ok??
No not okay. Doesn't it literally mean your penis is erect?
>100$ percent
Cent what?

It's a great movie and you're a faggot

it's because she's jealous of her mom for being so hot, she thinks by being a slut she's get all that attention instead, and it's working.

it's the same reason why some of the nerdy/ugly girls in highschool become pornstars, attention.

>Doesn't it literally mean your penis is erect?
she could cut off my dick then drink my blood but i would not have a dick but my mind would be erect!!!

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Sounds a bit complicated.
But oh well whatever floats your boat I guess HAHA

i'd like to float her boat in a pool of my blood that she drinks with a twisty straw