Your country

>your country
>when was the last time you had sex?

Croatia
10mins ago ;^)

7 years ago

I only fingered my ex-gf and got a handjob. that was like 2-3 years ago

never but i have 1 gf 2 years ago and she sucks my penis 4 times, does this count

I am just retard without action and she say "watch more porn and learn" and no penis in vagina


true story i am not troll

26 years ago

10 days ago with Colombian hooker of Japanese father.

kek I was in this situation for 4 years before my first sex
was that during your high school as well?

Now we know how old are you.

never

WTF? Sex only happens in movies.

Hot

How much do you pay for hookers in Colombia? are they good?

this year in summer, or was it last year? i dont even know

2 months ago with prostitute

June

wtf
my sides

My friend have a child already.
I have never french-kissed a girl.

last Saturday I think

I was sick this weekend so I couldn't do anything

4 years ago. It was the only time I've ever had sex

Never. Girl wants to have sex with me, but I like another girl

Fucking Brazil
I never had sex (19 years old btw)

Bj on Saturday

1 week ago with some random tinder whore, i'am biscum so I can get laid when I want

yep, we didn't have condoms at that time, so we didn't do it

How does it feels banging prostitute? Worth trying or fap is better?

Germany
Maybe 10 minutes ago. Just stepped out of the shower and made myself a drink.

>inb4 Ahmet that raped a German girl

there's all kind of prices from 10 USD to 1000.

in Bogota red light district where I go, you pay 13 USD for street hooker; >20 USD for club hooker (15 minutes), except clubs like La Piscina or Castillo which charge >40 USD for half an hour.

reported to the queen's guards
enjoy your irl ban

italy
20 kissless virgin

How?
I'm genuinely interested in how you managed to fuck 4 years ago, but never after

dont worry bro, I fucked for a first time when I was 21 (had bjs, hjs, and making out sessions before that tho)

it feels good at the time because the girls are always way better than I could get otherwise but i am always filled with shame afterwards that I spent money on something so meaningless and devoid of actual intimacy
I will still do it again though

>even being from this third world European country, I could financially effortlessly engage in consensual but morally dubious physical activities in Colombia

prostitution is legal in UK (sort of)

I dont understand how anyone past highschool can be a virgin

in my precedent life


I guess


I hope

cheap desu
>tfw youll never go to Colombia to fuck latina qts for 20-40USD

h-how sex feels like?

fuck you

bags of sand and coins

imagine moist, tight and smooth towel wrapped around your dick

Guatemala
Never

disgusting
i will need a condom
what's the best way to have sex with as little physical contact as possible? Just the dick?

>towel
Does it wrinkle and stiffen after a few washes?

d-did you ever fuck (or get fucked by) guys?
are you 50/50 when it comes to male/female sexual preference?

3 months

why you dislike idea of physical contact?
girls are really nice to touch

>what's the best way to have sex with as little physical contact as possible?
doggy is nice for that desu

dont remember tbqh

I'm a degenerated tumblrsexual because I was sexually abused as a kid and can't I stand sexual touch
I only desire romance but I'd must have to fuck a bitch because every bitch wants to be fucked
allright, I'll google it. hvala

>I'm from Zagreb: The Post

>because I was sexually abused as a kid
please continue

>flag
27, kissless virgin

Brazil.

Two weeks.

you can get over that if you find girl you really love

>bolan
>23
>never

just fug my shit up senpai

I was downtown at a bar and managed to pull. We were both drunk which helped. I rarely try with women so thats why i never get laid. Im lazy as fuck.

Around 10 years ago.

well, its definitely your fault then.
Stop watching porn and wasting your semen on tissues, white man!

>Goymoney
1 month ago

10 years, my god...same question goes to you

A friend took me to a whore's house.

>prostitution is legal in UK (sort of)
Not sort of, it definitely is. You're just no allowed to be a pimp, run a brothel, streetwalk or advertise in public. Of course who the fuck would do any of that these days when the internet exists?

Of course its my fault. Id hit up tinder but i have absolutely no pictures of myself. My friends and i have talked about getting some pictures of ourselves but were all lazy as fuck. I could just take some shitty selfies i guess but i dunno. Its also been like, 5 days since ive jerked off, i don't really know.

1st May

are there any in Turkey? How much was it? How was the experience?

what about bars/clubs?

Yesterday.

why are south americans such normies?

Never.
24 years old btw

gonna turn into 3 years this christmas

Salty bag of sand and milky coins.

Yesterday morning

true
i was grabbed repeatedly by the balls and had my dick groped by my uncle

iskreno boli me kurac ali posljedice su dosta duboke nit drkam na pornografiju nit se vidim u takvoj ulozi vjerojatno zbog toga

k

5 years ago

girls (and guys) are "easy"
plus Sup Forums is famous. i only came to this serious site on serious earth when i was 26 already

I can't stand clubs and neither can my friends. My main drinking buddy is in australia right now and my other friends are lazy jews that rarely go downtown. Its sucks too because my city's downtown is like a 7 minute walk from my house. I also don't really want a hookup. Im 24, it would be nice to have my first gf.

Estonia
Never, all girls here want black guys and Chads.

This. Even the ugly betas at my school had gfs. Ugly gfs, but gfs in the end

sjebano... Jel zna itko od tvojih za to? kolko imas sad godina?

same question to you

Too poor to be nerds. Video games and shit are expensive.

Yesterday

3 days ago, last friday.
Feels good having a fugbuddy

I was Yugiposting

yeh this too
then again, Sup Forums is not a gamers site, Sup Forumsfag

The term is Sup Forumsirgin

Sup Forums is part of Sup Forums dick nuts.

Also this ya fuckin newfag

yes but not the whole
unlike Sup Forums :^3

>danish normalfag
well color me surprised

There were. But I don't think they exist anymore since Erdocuck's administration.
>How was the experience?
I don't remember much of it cause I was drunk.

zna stara
previĊĦe god

do not insult The Recep

A year ago.

Getting sex is extremely easy (i'm a fag) but it doesn't feel right and it feels dirty and wrong.

I kinda lost the desire for it desu I just fap to get rid of the urge.

never
i'll turn 26 in a few months
At least i don't have to deal with roastie bullshit

Sup Forums is no more a weeb site than it is a vidya gaem site

>At least i don't have to deal with roastie bullshit
Like cuddling, feeling wanted and having her whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

I'd deny that but there's a vidya general on every hentai board

like waiting 1 hour and 45 minutes for her to get ready, like her getting mad for no reason, like you wondering if she is cucking you behind your back or like losing almost all of your free time

women are subhumans

I lose my free time to this trash website

Never.

never, get out normalfag

you are subhuman too

Jerk me off, slav

like being a money drain, emotionally unstable, annoying, using you (or Chad behind your back) to get offspring only to dump you and milk you for alimony