/mlb/ general- choo-choo ptsd edition

MIA: Marlins aiming to deal Stanton, Gordon, Prado
LA: Report: LAD likely to move on from Honeycutt
NYM: Mets release veteran outfielder Nori Aoki
PHI: Phillies announce hiring of Kapler as manager
HOU: McCullers could pitch in relief in Game 6
BAL: O's have been in touch with Tillman, Miley
WAS: Nats officially hire Dave Martinez as manager
HOU: Alex Bregman walks it off, Astros win Game 5
HOU: Altuve plates four as Astros win wild Game 5
HOU: A.J. Hinch unlikely to use Ken Giles in ninth
LA: Enrique Hernandez batting cleanup for Dodgers
WAS: Nats agree to terms with manager Martinez

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>too hot for baseball in texas

>the games in Houston were 50*
>the games in California were 100*

>too hot for baseball in texas
what did he mean by this?

>Puig guaranteed a game 7
>thank me when you lose game 6

Who will pitch game 7 for the dodgers? Do they trust Kershaw at this point?

this guy

Chinito could still pitch. It's not like game 3 was his usual start.

literally Darvish

>only 2 games left this season

>will
you mean "would"

our education system is trash

Who will win the race war? The White state or the Mexican one?

Either you missed the """subtlety""" of his implication or I'm missing the subtlety of yours.

Or maybe the next reply to this post would be missing the subtlety of mine....

A Halloween mystery to be retold around campfires evermore....

lol bro i can see your little penis poking out of your shorts. it's so tiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When was the last time the Dodgers lost a playoff series at home?

Janeane Garofalo's birthday.

...

Wish me luck, ladies.

When was the last time the Dodgers WON a playoff series at home?

hint: it was longer ago than they lost one

[spoiler] they're also on a losing streak at home [/spoiler]

vamos a pedir hoy

post webms of cute fans

>Doyer fans steal Phillies meme awoo
>steal
Seriously, no originality at all, ese.

the memes travel with chase utley

I've seen them do it before too, that one with the jumping girl

Had a dream it was a blowout win for the doyers today, you guys should start betting on them now

Houston is the White city in this WS matchup, right?

Houston is the whitest city in America.

>Hinch unlikely to use Ken Giles in ninth
I want to believe.

I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE

Is that why you're always showing them your penis?

>mfw the Astros clinch tonight

>baseballamerica.com/columnists/expansion-trigger-realignment-longer-postseason
Is this a good idea?

No

>We now have Gabe Kapler
Finally, the replacement to Pat The Bat we always wanted

I mean look at this muffstuffer. He's making other managers wives wet

Is Yu Darvish starting tonight?

Game 7 is tomorrow. Who do you guys have?

Shit bro, he's even making the back of my BVDs wet.

The grounds crew.

Yeah, but for the game itself

No

The grounds crew are playing a game?

Rich Hill

No but the Dodgers will be playing a game.

Familia, they're both Mexican

fridge

I don’t watch baseball, but this World Series has caught my attention and now I wanna follow the sport, but I don’t know what team to go for T B H.

G A M E S I X T O N I G H T
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Dodgers are the good guys

Where do you live fampai

Texas

>LA is the good guy
nah m8, take your hippie shit outta this thread

If you live close to Houston just hop on the Astros bandwagon. If you live closer to Dallas then become a >rags fan and live a life of misery and root against the Astros

Dallas is 190 miles away, and Houston is 172 miles away. So go Astos!

SOCAL BREHS

GIMME SHIT TO SAY ABOUT DOG FANS TONIGHT IF STROS WIN THE ERIES

If Houston wins, Whites win?

If Houston wins, Whites win, yes.

Wouldn't it be better for the MLB if the Dodgers won the WS for ratings?

For ratings, It doesn't matter who wins. What matters is it goes 7 games and its not a blowout at the end.

Honestly with how fucking ridiculous last game was, that's a solid bet.

Anyone who thinks the Astros are the good guys has never met a Houstonian.

And Angelenos are good guys? At least Houstonians are mostly White or culturally White

Dodger choke on Halloween

>walk out of doyer stadium
>get shot
>good guys

Look at the ultra-white Dodgers lineup. Like they're not just white, they're wyyyyyyypipo. Super white frat guy or hipster types. Taylor, Seager, Turner, Bellinger, Culberson, Pederson, Barnes, Forsythe. That's like a pre-integration team. Then Rich Hill looks like a Wall Street douchebag. You got Kike and Puig, but Kike is a white power fuck-you to the Jews (and he's white hispanic anyway) and Puig is like a turn of the century vaudeville-type sideshow caricature, acting comically lazy and sexual and childish. Astros are run by their 3 latino all-stars, all their whites are at the bottom of the lineup and have bald bearded nu-male looks, except reddit whose name is reddit and who's a total joke and can't hit. Verlander and Bregman are the token actual white dudes, but Bregman's a humble short kid who takes a back seat to the latinos, and Verlander's got a free pass because he showed the world his skinny white dick. Round it out with spicy latinos Marwin and Yuli, Marwin leading regular season run production, playing every position and barely speaking english, and Yuli kicking ass in the postseason, fearless under pressure, speaking no english and so new to the country that he doesn't know you can't be openly racist. On the other hand, Dodgers have the japanese/black manager and Astros have an ultra white one who keeps maybin (the one black american in the series) on the bench in favor of reddit (the biggest white trash player). Dodgers also have Japanese/Korean players and the astros don't, but east asians are the closest color to white. Astros whites and latinos do celebrate separately but after games 2 and 5 they're coming together more. Everyone's still awkward with maybin, especially springer, but he gets a spaz pass.
Conclusion: astros are a multicultural team with somewhat problematic white-centric power structure but overall progressive. dodgers are a throwback white team with less overt racism and more color at the top. (cont)

Fascinating

sorry took adderall in the middle and this got extra autistic. dodgers fans are more segregated racially with the whites more outwardly progressive, astros are more integrated racially with the whites more conservative but with a folksy hinch-like relationship with minorities. in the end it comes down to the Dodgers as a white-presenting team and the Astros as a latin-presenting team. Astros as immature, precocious, powerful, dodgers as angsty, stiff, hiding something sinister. Astros = good guys, Dodgers = bad guys.

Go for your local team. Barring that, the Astros are a complete joy to watch right now.

Is this pasta?

i really think verlander is brett gelman

>Dodgers are the good guys
Dodger Stadium has warning signs that say don't get stabbed. The ONLY ballpark that have those signs.

>LA
>good

Is this your first day on Sup Forums

>Dodger Stadium has warning signs that say don't get stabbed. The
Shouldn't it be - don't stab people signs instead. Seems like victim blaming here.

Are you racist?
If so the answer is the Astros
Otherwise you root for the good guys

Exactly. Dodgers are the only team who cares if their fans get stabbed. Good guys.

homos?

Dodgers is the only team where their gangs stab other patrons.
ftfy

true dat.
Reminber that the Doyers put the blame on the victim of a curb stomping to exonerate their worthless security personnel.

That makes zero sense, both CA and TX have plenty of hispanics in their states, and have plenty of white folks at the games.

He had it coming. They all have it coming. Kill em all

Please don't watch our semen slurping sport.

The celebrities in LA who only show up once every other year prefer not to have spics around when the camera pans on them.

t. dodger stadium security

MLB appears to be favoring teams that havent won a WS title in 100 years if ever.
Root for the Mariners to be safe.

the average name of a dodger fan is Juan Garcia. What’s the average name of an Astros fan?

Jose Garza

Dodger fan: Juan Garcia
Astros fan: Juan Garcia

John Deere

Based Manfred saving baseball

The only name gayer than Jose is Jose Altuve.

WHO /CHINITO/ HERE

How many of you niggers know you need to pronounce Jose / Juan with a H?

The best thing about the Astros winning is that millions of Spics will not be celebrating a championship

A win for the Astros is a win for the Alt-Right

youtube.com/watch?v=oLmGzUypJQs
Is his criticism on Matt Vasgersian justified?

root for the cu/b/s and i'll christen you an honorary lifelong

What?!!! You mean I've been calling my friend Jew-Anne wrong all these years?

How are you guys celebrating the Astros win tonight?

SHHHHHHHHHH

Cursing out the first Spic I see

*gets beaten up by 50 of them*

You're a white guy in Houston or LA. YOU are the minority.

>Houston
>minorities

Houston doesn't have too many minorities.