Is this Lindsay's redemption arc?

Is this Lindsay's redemption arc?

fuck trump and fuck white people

Become a Global Toilet instead of just being a Dubai Port-a-Potty.

it's her JUST arc

Would Muslims accept her after all the whoring she has done? I don't know if they have "born again" rules.

This

Lohan showed up at my friends party in NY the other night. SHe's 30 now, wonder how long she'll hang out with college/recent grad aged kids she doesn't know.

yeah, they would. islam is open to people converting and accepting to live under islamic rules.

She'll quit once she realises the truth

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

she is being paid by some sheiks to pretend to be muslim for positive publicity as Muslims/Arabs are fucking morons and think its 15 years ago when people cared about Lohan

it all makes sense now

She's going to get stoned in a way she's never experienced

only if she suicide bombs some award show

When do you think they'll debate?

>a diseased whore is positive publicity for Islam

holy fuck

Her whole life since 2004 or so has been one long JUST arc.

Is he /ourguy/?

It's an excuse not to show her disgustingly gnarled body.

based bin affliqi

Wtffffff

>Alcohol is Haram, Lindsay, I'm sorry but it is.

>tfw your substance abuse isn't making headlines anymore

>redemption arc

No. She's going further into the abyss.

Isn't there a photo of her in a room with some Arab dude, supposedly getting paid to fuck him? Related?

>mentally ill drug abusers
>stoic defenders of Islam

How surprising

Ben "The Maddest Jihadist" Affleck
Ben "Mortar The Kuffar" Affleck
Ben "The Kaffir Killing Emir" Affleck
Ben "Death Row For Charlie Hebdo" Affleck
Ben "The Takbir Grenadier" Affleck
Ben "The One Man Taliban" Affleck
Ben "Hate Every Apostate" Affleck
Ben "No Flowers For The Twin Towers" Affleck
Ben "Shrapnel the Infidel" Affleck
Ben Al "Fear the Takfir Garrison" Affleck
Ben "Thank Heaven for 9/11" Affleck
Ben ''Make Life Hell for Every Infidel'' Affleck
Ben ''Jihad Squad'' Affleck
Ben ''First the Taqiyya, then the Sharia'' Affleck
Ben "The Gator of Qatar" Affleck
Ben "Sheik in the Deep" Affleck
Ben "The Bad Man from Islamastan" Affleck
Ben "Djinns Against Gin" Affleck
Ben "Don't Fork the Pork" Affleck
Ben "Emir of Fear" Affleck
Ben "Hadith in His Sleep" Affleck
Ben "Channels the Camel" Affleck
Ben "Iran is my plan" Afleck
Ben "Triple decka holy mecca" Afleck
Ben "Gettin' Irate for the Caliphate" Afflek

No wonder she wants to cover her body from head to toe.

...

4.5/10

All your past sins are erased when you convert to Islam

nice propaganda there faggots

memes are ripping the fabric of reality. praise kek.

Lindsay doesn't know what she's getting herself
Into. This isn't fashion or some fad, you're in it forever or not and they won't allow her to just leave.

the ride never ends

2.5 no less

I just want to shoot a few dozen FacialAbuse scenes with her until she commits sudoku.

oh Allah swt we have no need for whores

I'm hoping they can do a season of Homeland based off her once she allahu ackbar's herself.

Based brother bin al-fecki

IMAM BIN AFLIKKI STRIKES AGAIN

She pleasing Arab "friends" She'll be endlessly pissed and shit on and she'll be under their control since she has to follow their laws this won't end well if this continues just when I didn't think she could go any lower she does I wonder what she charges

Well, it's definitely scripted.

it's much better than that

she's an intelligence asset for the turkish state

I honestly don't know how she can fix that...even if she worked out like a trooper

i'm sorry. should i lie and say "no, the religion doesn't have provisions to enable those who convert to start with a clean slate"? while i'm at it should i lie and say you aren't an ignorant cocksucker, too?