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I like this one.

hi finlan

Hey what you up to?

real thread here

"working"

Eating some pretzels

Nice.

comfy thread

Would you like one? I’ve also got mustard for dipping

No thanks I dont like pretzels, they are too salty and dry

Ever have a soft pretzel?

What is this image supposed to convey?

Ive seen them at my local lidl bakery spot but ive never bought one.
They look dry as hell.

I don't watch much hockey but with football being gone from town for two years now I need a sport to pay attention to in the months baseball/the Cardinals arent on. I guess the Blues are pretty decent this year. Is it easy to get into hockey? I've been to a few games live and the fact there's two 20 minute intermissions kills me, and since unlike baseball and football I never played it I don't know shit about what's going on

Give it a chance; they’re good with mustard or nacho cheese

i'm trying to get into it as well

pretty fun just invite some friends over who like hockey and drink beers

>friends

One time a girl told me she liked me as a friend

At least women talk to you

Not everyone is Finnish

If you are serious go to St Charles Chill games to better learn the game. Watching a single player for their whole shift regardless of whether or not they have the puck is a good way to get an idea of the different roles. I am sure there are youtube videos that explain stuff like icing, goalie styles, and powerplay tactics.

you live in finland, you haven't met a single person who likes hockey?

Not often.

I dont go out so its hard to meet people.
But lets not derail the thread with my virgin life.

pretzels.

have you tried rubmaps

I wish but it is US only...

I see a business opportunity for you

They don't exist anymore

Went to the movies alone for the first time Saturday and gonna do it again in an hour. It's pretty comfy

Oh shit they lasted one year. Well try to find cheap games to go to. Watching on the TV or a stream is all well and good but seeing hockey live and being able to follow a single player gives you a better understanding. You can also see plays develop more naturally. Its much better watching live than baseball or football.

i went to see Dunkirk by myself in the summer, then i had wings and a beer at the restaurant next door. was a good day

>the state of the other thread

its funny that you get banned for meme signing your post but can spam a thread full of shit like that

Binlan should be autopermaban

t: leaf

surprised it hasn't been all deleted. when /hoc/ was forced into the grease thread a few months ago and sperged out spamming pictures like that, a hundred or so of them got deleted

Redpill me on Bulju’s ferret

you mean the logo? Its Oulun kärppä's anniversary logo, by far the most dominant finlan league team in the last 20 years

Pretty based to be quite desu

so is this the real thread now then?
fuck with with all the spam in the other one

Rate my toast sandwich, /hoc/.

are you low on food money user?

>I'd share my hot pockets and beer with you if you came over to watch hockey

Finland :)

Very toasty/10

6/10
needs more butter
also sesame is a meme seed

hey Sweden I have a question.
you know Joel Eriksson Ek?
what is the "Ek" part of his last name? is he from a divorced family? or is it a Swdish last name thing

People who have two surnames usually have both their mothers and their fathers.
When people get married most choose one of the surnames, but some choose to keep their own and just add on whatever their spouse's name is.

According to Wiki his parents names are Clas Eriksson and Anna Ek. So this might be a case of divorce (or not having been married at all). And either his parents choose to give him both names, or he chose to do so himself.

Would the /lifelongs/ be interested in a mild bust (Mrazek is Czech, not Finnish) to fill their hole in net? All we ask is a trade for an actual NHL defenseman. Just someone who doesn't turn the puck over in their own zone every time they touch it. You'll need to take this guy and bury him somewhere out in the desert.

It's elk in Swedish, so his surname in English is like Erik's son elk

>wongs

This is false --> Ek means oak and nothing else.
Elk is älg.

thanks bros

No problem, if you have any more questions about sweden feel free to ask, I know the answers

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on aika lopettaa

I thought "Ek" means "I"
Nice """language""" you have there Sven.

No prob, glad I could help.

Can also confirm that it's not a divorce case. His parents live together.
His dad also seems to have 3 cellphones for some reason (see link for phone numbers).

And they have two Volvo's, that's nice.

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oh shit who doxxed his dad

Ek or älg?

Nah, ek means oak.
Jag means I.
Thanks.

Joel Eriksson Ek :3

Well, his parents name and the city he came from was found in wiki.
>there were only 5 people in the city with that name
>about 2-3 in the right age group
>one of them lived at the same adress as a women with the same name as his mom

All these pieces of information are public for whoever to look up. You can find out where Peter Forsberg, Markus Näslund etc live as well with a simple search.

now I'm gonna call him Professor Ek

>oh shit who doxxed his dad

...

Good enough
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>Yoel Elickson Eek

sexy

/hoc/'s collective panties are now wet
thanks user

Joel Erickzanek is how the FSN TV guys say it

Why does everyone keep dying

>hocgeneral.com
>four (4) threads

because Disney pulled funding

You guys


>Kneelander
lmao

>be american
>get shot

Be grateful it isn't 5.

>it aint me starts playing

Good night /hoc/

I wish Disney would take them back desu. Undisputed goat unis and fuck Samuelli to death.

why are you going to bed already the games hasn't started yet

ugh now we have to hear the >rags pretend to care about this shit

>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get healed

>be canadian
>get stage one cancer
>file an appointment to be seen by a doctor
>die ten years later of cancer having never seen the doctor, who could have prescribed a very inexpensive drug to save your life, but never had the opportunity
>even if you got the Rx it would have taken another ten years to get it filled

Good night hrifin. :3

Long day tomorrow, got to get up early

they should have bought the rights to the logo and uniform from Disney

new logo and uniform sucks

aw

godnatt

Again fuck samuelli to death. Though the new stuff isn't garbage tier. It's just meh.

>tfw I was a Mighty Duck for Halloween when I was like 5

the costume came with a fake CCM mask helmet thing and everything

>uzbek national (russian satellite state)
>day after damning evidence of trump collusion with putin
Smells like Reichstag. Trumpettes are shaking in their booties.

>90s babby
disgusting

be careful typing old timer, might flare up your arthritis

>Vegas @ NY Rangers

>typing yourself
the viet twink i keep around does all my shitposting via dictation

more like vegas @ bye

>rags

>Vags and Rags
>Winni and Minne

This thread needs more Sup Forums

How often do you give him the dick-tation?

>not having a busty secretary who does porn on the side because you pay her shit
Lmaoing @ ur life

Rare to see people with such a good sense of humor.

whenever the viagra is off cd