Does he get paid for this?

Does he get paid for this?

Picked up

literally who?

Sounds like kino

I really need to go see this film

Oh so that's why it was so good.

Why does anyone pay attention to this untalented faggot?

So I guess I ain't watchin that shit then baka

wtf i love john wick now
I'm gonna watch it in my local kinoplace

Do you get paid for posting this shit?

Fuck off

Just bought my ticket, thanks for convincing me

He's obviously incredibly jealous, the movies he writes are objectively bad and don't make money.

Isn't it technically able-ist to call Ruby Rose's character non-speaking?

indirectly, triggered SJWs + altrights = hits

Can't wait for a webzone service with all the important stats about gender and race in fiction. Just imagine how neat would be to use a "no token negroes" filter.

>Shawshank redemption
>no women at all
>one of the best movies ever made

>Apocalypse now
>no women talk at all (except in redux version)
>one of the best movies ever made

coincidence? I think not

His father must be so ashamed.

This. So fucking what if Ruby Rose doesn't actually speak? It's not her characters fucking fault.

i hate him so fucking much

Is this supposed to deter people from watching an action movie?

welp, this is clearly /ourfilm/

Is he saying Ruby Rose is not a girl? I thought she just dresses boyishly, its not like shes a tranny

he's an oversensitive snowflake

Has Max Landis apologized for Dirk Gently yet? I get that he wants to tell his quirky military experiment lolsorandom adventure show, but he shouldn't shit on the legacy of a legitimately talented writer just so that suits would be willing to give it a shot.

Isn't she a """"transgender non-binary potsandpansexual""""

>welp, this is clearly /ourfilm/

he's shilling for it and doesn't even realize

I honestly wish he'd just go away. He hasn't written one good or profitable movie in years. Why does this fucker get to still make movies?

this makes me want to see it even more

>John Carpenter's version of The Thing
>The only women appear in bikinis on a TV screen
>one of the greatest horror/action films ever

>My Dinner with Andre
>just a handful of women in background scenes


etc., etc.

Seriously this, senpai

Is this true?

Is JW2 the Kino of Kinos?

I'd be like this too if my dad was a child killer.

GO LOWER

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>no women at all
except for andy's wife who is murdered. and rita hayworth

Trump

To be fair, there is not much dialogue in this movie

Awesome

To be fair, that's what an action movie should be like in the first place

Did he just assume people gender?

Name O N E reason why John Wick couldn't have been played by a woman.

Damn. This Max Landis eviscerates sexists like John Landis eviscerates actors.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
>barely any women talking
>greatest movie ever made

hmmmm

sad

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>bright will kill ayers career thanks to landis

thanks landis

His daddy was a famous director, so.. nepotism.

fuck me, keanu is hot as fuck. no homo.

He's right about this, it should've been played by an Iberian man not some white person. Spaniards don't get enough representation

Is max landis JIDF

>tfw ausfag and can't watch John Wick 2 legally because the distributors or cinema owners (it's hard to tell who exactly is at fault) are cunts

Fuck it, guess it's time to pirate something for the first time in years

>citizen kane was about a guy and his male sled
>literally the citizen kane of citizen kanes

you gotta pay the murdoch toll, if you wanna get a show

It's not like the first one did badly in Australia

I don't fucking get it, it just seems like they hate making money

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

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he's a shit stirrer

all critics should be executed

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we'll probably get it in theatres in like 3 months when no one cares anymore

I don't even think it got rated
some fuckup...

Isn't it weird how Max has tried to rebrand himself as a SJW after the first half of his career was filled with SJWs writing about what a tryhard fratty douche cunt he is?

It's almost as if he's just desperate for any kind of attention

Why would a raving faggot care about the lack of women? It's a shame because the movie is a pile of garbage even though that fag didn't like it

I believe it said it doesn't identify with a gender. So, Landis is correct.

Bisexual half Korean is higher on the virtue signaling antenna than a white female. Make John Wick a tranny or quadriplegic and you might be on to something.

What's the best movie that doesn't have any women in it? I'd probably vote for The Thing. Glengarry Glen Ross would take the crown but it's got one woman with one line who's on screen less than ten seconds, so it's disqualified.

I'd vote for The Thing too. I would argue Lawrence of Arabia qualifies, women appear on screen but for less than three minutes and they don't say anything.

Yes and an australian reject.

The woman would have been crying about the dead dog for weeks instead of going out and hunting down the dirty slavs who killed it.

the movie is rejected in australia xd

I was planning to see the movie next week, but after reading this I think I'll go see it tomorrow.

Apocalypse Now

A woman would've jumped the first guy she saw after her husband died. And she would've kicked the dog out by herself.

yeah no.

Because for once the ratings board knows that aussies don't want to watch ruby rose on the big screen

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Sounds really great, honestly.

Just got my fandango for tomorrow afternoon thanks for the rec Max

That's a masterpiece.

I thought Ezio was Italian. Either way, Italians and Spaniards are just olive-toned white people.

>Italians and Spaniards are just olive-toned white people
And do you know why that is?

They character in the movie was completely new. It takes place in Spain, not Italy.

Actually it makes perfect sense.

Probably because they're white, and olive-toned, and not dirty Mestizo injuns?

No it's because pre-crusades the Saracens raped their way through Southern Europe so hard they're still all brown.

I WONDER WHAT THIS MEANS

Did this shitlord just assume a lot of people's gender?

Anyone got his tweet where he said a crab loving free food meant that the crab would normally pay for his food?

>all those people seriously defending Sharia Law

christ, the west will be doomed if these people aren't stopped.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""feminists"""""""""""""""""""""""" defending sharia law
Hmmm

sounds amazing desu

That's because movies, just like life, without women are more about the story and less about the bitchy passive aggressive shit.

Ruby Rose plays a mute...

That's almost as good as John Carpenter's The Thing.

What an ableist piece of shit. The mute community finally had a prominent, powerful character in a major motion picture and this backward asshole wants to discount her for not speaking with her mouth.

That was Bill Murray

Very disrespectful to the deaf community

that one bitch DOES "talk"

>Gone with the Wind
>woman main character
>one of the best movies ever made

Why do neckbeards hate women so much? Is it a virginity thing?

>movie realizes women generally bring a film down

Might be movie of the year

>no one beheaded by helicopter
2/10