Is it true that Americans buy their food in frozen containers and then microwave it to eat it?

Is it true that Americans buy their food in frozen containers and then microwave it to eat it?

i guess

Why not just cook the food with fresh ingredients?

>Americans refrigerate their eggs

>americans refrigerate their shoes

It's a waste of time.

>Americans do X

HAhAHAH

kek upvoted

>be american

>people decide to store and organize my crude doodles in their computers

So do we, lol.

I keep eggs in the fridge tbqh

haha is it true that americans

>Americans shart in the wallmart poo in da loo

It's actually BETTER to buy frozen vegetables than "fresh" ones. Fresh ones in the store quickly lose their vitamins etc. while the frozen ones (in bags) are frozen quickly and the vitamins are preserved for much longer.

AMERICANS ARE FAT FAT FAT DUMB DUMB DUMB 9/11

>Tbw Americans on suicide watch right now

>american beats me in an argument
>i reply by posting a hamburger

>tfw tv dinners are sort of a thing here but not quite as much as in america

>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"

>estadounidenses necesitan comprender espanol

>americans are poopypants

>americans are both fat and stupid

enough banter for today good night fellow eurobros

>ser americANO
>no tener la Ñ

>be American
>ask for a filet minion

>see american poster
>he might be fat or non-white

>

>aмepикaнeц

u guys are really dumb and mean omg stop it

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is it true that sweden has no go zones?

could it be factual that americans regularly drink sweetened carbonated water for dinner??

Is it true that Americans clean windows on scycrapers by flying a plane into them?

delete this post

I would make a joke about aspects of your various countries but I just don't care enough to learn about them lolol

>Americans serve drinks out of bowls

i weigh 280 lbs and am 5'8"

>americans unironically refrigerate their bread

we freeze bread

It's because of the difference in Salmonella control

Actually had no idea about it but just look it up.

If we didn't we risk getting Salmonella.

>implying frozen bread is widespread
i've only known like a dozen people who freeze their bread and most of them keep one in the fridge and one in the freezer for long term

If this isn't a fuckin joke I'm going to disavow every nice thing I said about shitmerica on Sup Forums ever.

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>Americans [insert something that literally everyone from every country does here]

is that what you tell yourself to sleep at night

i love you

Uh, everyone does.

>muricans use sandwitch supermarket bread instead of freshly baked bread

>Americans demolish old towers by airplane

>be amerifart
>*farts*