/Auspol/ - Racist sexist xenophobic facists edition

POLLING BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 8am AND FINISHES AT 6pm.

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Debates:
>QandA debate
abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4445605.htm
>Regional leaders debate
iview.abc.net.au/programs/australia-votes-regional-leaders-debate/NS1633H001S00
>QandA debate 2
abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4449977.htm
>Leaders debate 2 (Starts about 50mins in)
kikebook.com/abcnews.au/videos/10155138096674988/
>Regional debate 2
abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4452793.htm
>Leaders debate 3
youtube.com/watch?v=taPjRah7LMs

National polls
theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll

Find out which (((candidates))) are in your electorate
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

See how your electorate stacks up
abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/vote-compass-right-left-leaning-electorates/7501092

News that nobody really gives a fuck about:
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/

Election:
>Hottest memes from the campaign
au.news.yahoo.com/a/31962257/wrap-it-up-please-the-hits-and-misses-from-the-2016-campaign-trail/#page1
>Obama shits the bed, asks us to join
abc.net.au/news/2016-06-30/us-calls-for-australia-to-increase-refugee-intake/7557578


Parties endorsed by /Auspol/:
One nation
Katters Australian
Family first
Rise up
Australia first
Shooters & fishers

Sup Forums voting method:
>Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties.
Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6+. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.

The deadline for voter registration has passed.

TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE.

IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO VOLUNTEER FOR YOUR LOCAL MEME CANDIDATE, DO IT TONIGHT

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theconversation.com/will-the-internships-program-help-young-people-get-jobs-58397
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huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, FILTER THE CUNT WITH THE LIZARD WOMAN PICS

PSA:
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Election:
>Refugees btfo
abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Neets btfo
theconversation.com/will-the-internships-program-help-young-people-get-jobs-58397
>Children btfo
safeschoolshub.edu.au/safe-schools-coalition-australia-resources
>Politicians btfo
huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
>Australia btfo
baka.com.au/national/chinese-billionaire-funding-our-mps-20090703-d7s9.html
>Bendigo btfo
9news.com.au/national/2016/06/15/10/25/bendigo-mosque-gets-green-light-as-high-court-throws-out-appeal#fuvcjJv1vwfRiOv7.99
>Turnbull is a dhimmi
heraldsun.com.au/news/prime-minister-malcolm-turnbull-dines-with-hate-preacher/news-story/07b9e88bf961dc60ba9ce16ba3e34a99
>Labor takes being cucked to a new level
abc.net.au/news/2016-06-08/labor-migrant-multi-lingual-ads/7481902
>Greens set to lose Melbourne
brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016-opinion/election-2016-greens-dummy-spit-over-preferences-as-unedifying-as-it-is-hypocritical-20160612-gphaqu.html

ALL QUEENSLANDERS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO PREFERENCE PAULINE HANSON FIRST IN THE SENATE.

VOTE IN THESE POLLS:
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I'm now a #CuckPrepper4Turnbull.

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AND REMBR PEN.
NO PEN NO VOTE.
ALSO ALIMO.

let's make mommy proud of this thread!

Welp, I guess I'm now a #prepbull

PAULINE
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I thought they provided pencils for you.

Daily reminder to never vote Greens

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So who we shilling for
Conservative party? What's the name

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>fighting the patriarchy one speech at a time!

>the chaser 10 years ago
>the chaser now

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what the fuck happened? oh that's right, they got women on board and it all went down hill

>mommy
kys seppo cunt

One Nation.

10/10

Kek confirms

The Liberal party is going to win

NSWAnons, who are you voting for tomorrow?

wtf i hate whites now

I'm a #GreenMachine now

Vote Liberals you cunts or I'm never going back in there.

>another friday night on Sup Forums

who else here /nosociallife/

I am now on the #BilletTrain

What's the best case result of these elections?

I am now a #LaborLover

I have a bunch of Trump stickers. Its probably too late but I'm contemplating getting them copied and print more stickers. I'd then go around all of Melbourne and stick them over Greens (or any leftist party/antifa/socialist alliance) poster/sign. Should I do it? I have some mates that are involved in the laneway graff culture so they'd be keen.

Is it a good idea? Hoping it would make the news and trigger some leftists

Fourth reich.

>ALL QUEENSLANDERS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO PREFERENCE PAULINE HANSON FIRST IN THE SENATE.

PAULINE HANSON FISH & CHIP SHOP OWNER AND COMPLETE SHIT FOR BRAINS WELL QUALIFIED TO HAVE SAY IN SHAPING OUR COUNTRY GOING INTO 2016. LET'S VOTE HER INTO PARLIAMENT.

Katter becomes PM, Pauline and Leyonhjelm run the Senate

Fuck I hope so

The most I recall of Australian politics is prime minister Tony Abbo and I don't even know what the hell he even did, could someone give me a quick run-down of the major parties?

Considering we vote tomorrow..

I've heard her speak and she is redpilled beyond belief. Truly a great lawmaker.

What did he mean by this?

already voted in the earlys

voted paulines party on local and national

liberals win again and then malcolm turnbull (leader) gets ousted by based tones/some other member of the conservative side of the ''''''''çonservative'''''''' party

Yeah I left it late but could be done next state election or just done in general, there are enough socialist alliance/greens posters stuck around Melbourne regardless of election time

are you mates with jisoe?

Playing runescape cunt

Holy fucking cringe

They were always Hard-Left Agitprop John Oliver-tier shit, you just grew up

onya m8

>voting for the guy that raped the nbn, tried to deregulate both uni and tafe fees, attempted to privitize medicare, tried to cut penalty rates and thinks gst should be increased while giving tax kickbacks to mining and banks
he was literally named in the panema papers

libs fucking accrued a larger deficit in 6 months that labor did their entire term DESPITE THE GFC

Okay

Liberals win, minor right wing meme parties get in the senate

nice lad

Fuck off, Melbourne

>Turnbull is dogged and replaced with Bernardi
My body is ready.

>he was literally named in the panema papers

Okay, you can shut up now.

>fish and chip shop owner who accurately predicted gook problem 10 years ago
>walk through the cbd of any major city in the year 2016
>pauline was right

chang go to bed btw

Man I'm actually kind of sad watching that clip. Politicians get paid massive salaries to sit around all day and shout over each other like kids in a classroom. It's all a fucking scam, the only people who actually care about Australians like the Greens and One Nation get completely fucking silenced by these loud wankers.

And they are so fucking smug about it too, they just KNOW nobody watches or cares about politics. Imagine if we 20 million aussies watched question time every day, these bloody idiots would get voted out of office so soon.

>libs fucking accrued a larger deficit in 6 months that labor did their entire term DESPITE THE GFC

It's the "I don't understand a trendline" meme

Filtered

>care about Australians
>like the Greens
they only care about replacing us with non-australians fampai

mutual connection but I don't know him personally

how's he doin?

Voting LDP lads. Gotta get me AR-15s

VOTE ONE NATION
LETS MAKE AUSTRALIA WHITE AGAIN

As I said I don't know him personally but Justin is looking pretty good these days

guys i watch friendlyjordies and so i kno who to vote for, labor is always best cause yelling. in one video jordies yelled and had vein poppinitis so its obvious hes right

fuck i cant wait to see shorten have to step down from his position in labor. fucking gutless pandering cunt

im going to be one of those "vote below the line" cunts

who should i pick? pls no meme parties that have zero chance of getting in

which liberal/labor senators are alright?

Yeah they are going to eviscerate him for this campaign
>Dedicate your whole life to unions, workers rights, and parliament
>Achieve party leadership for election campaign
>Lie about everything and force issues nobody cares about

None of them, now fuck off.
Too many faggots like you who waste their vote becauses "lol no one will get in xDD"
Just fuck off you trash.

'meme parties that have zero chance of getting in'

You're aware that its that sort of mentality that means they'll never get in right? Vote for who you believe in, its what voting is for

It's a democracy, find your own voice.

Not Xenophon.

>Angry Anderson

thanks for replying in memes

maybe i should clarify, parties like ALA and LDP have a chance of getting / staying in

the animal justice party has zero chance of getting in

is friendlyjordies the white waleedy aly?

Dastyari, payne and nash are decent. you should give the meme parties a go though.
LDP, ALA, NXT have decent chances

Waleed at least has an air of legitimacy

I've only ever voted Labor my whole life cause we are battlers, they re so terrible now I don't know what the fuck to do

So did i pro gun and right wing and told shoebridge to get fucked

1. David Leyonhjelm
2. Sam Kennard
3. Kirralee Smith
4, Angry Anderson
5. Brian Burston
6. Dean Mackin
7. Ross Fitzgerald
8, 9, 10, 11, 12 - coalition

>his first name is legitimately 'Angry'

>Right wing meme parties >Libs >Lab >Left wing meme parties >Greens

The right wing meme parties serve your best interests both now and in the future

Voted today. Senate:

1. Lib Dem
2. Shooters & Fishers
3. Sex & weed party
4. Xenophon
5. Liberal
6. some other meme party

How'd I do anons?

cancer errywhere, are we being targeted by paid soros shills or something?

One nation bungie

>are we being targeted by paid soros shills or something?

welcome to Sup Forums

>Sex and weed party

Other then that pretty much exactly what you'd expect

>Caring about people being ironic
Hello newfriend

Same first 4 as me. Good lad. I voted early too. I put ALA in 6 and libs in 6

Oh yeah, that was the 6.

(you)
I noticed the labor and green trend.

Maybe reddit is invading in an attempt to get more votes

It won't make a difference to the attitude and beliefs of /auspol/. Never has, never will.

Yeah, Auspol usually gets raided hard by labor/green supporters for some odd reason.

Any clue why?

Voting greens tomorrow, give me a GOOD reason not to.

Can someone explain to a retard why voting for Xenophon is bad?

Chicken tendies?

It's not, Liberals are just terrified they're going to lose seats to him.

It's reddit it's always reddit and they know tomorrow will be a coalition victory so yeah, batten down the hatches

Why isn't the Liberal democrats endorsed by auspol? I thought they were and they're pro funs

There is no reason to?

Labor is going to implement an ETS, are going to legislate marriage equality and are going to try and develop a regional solution for refugees (basically we pay the shitholes north of us to do something to secure their borders and "help them bring in rights for refugees").

Unless you want to literally destroy the country with open borders there is no reason to vote greens.

>Tfw also counting the votes while cucks just harass people and wonder why they are pariahs socially and politically

They are! As long as Leyonhjelm exists they'll always be my number one. Closest thing to Trump we got.

Yeah and I dunno if this counts as social media so probably a bad idea to talk about it.

It's not that bad, it's just a vote for a Labor-like party without the shameless cuckery

What about the pirate party?