Who will play him in the inevitable biography?

Who will play him in the inevitable biography?

A fucking white male

A cheater

Football era or 46th POTUS era?

tom hardy

Idris Elba.

tom cruise most resembles him at least to me, but hes way too short

Gabourey Sidibe

They look similar

Too short. Brady is 6'4".

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Himself. The only right answer.

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>not casting brady to play himself
>tfw he wins an Oscar to go along with all his super bowl rings

>being this mad

Brady is going to be too busy being Trump's predecessor.

Say it with me.....President Tom Brady.

Most actors are sub-6'. They just look tall in a lot of movies because movie magic, faggot.

As in "the man himself"

Has the height for it too

>casting a non American to play the greatest American to have ever lived

No

>President Tom Brady

We're never gonna stop winning, are we?

>tfw brady wins 5 leading actor oscars becomes first man to walk on mars cures cancer and gets elected first world emperor and redeems us all

I would actually like to see that.

Good luck trying to find a good profile actor that's 6'4

Didn't know Jigsaw was a cuck...

>GOAT

Yeah, no.

>tfw he's secretly Jesus who's come back to Earth

6'2" would probably work. Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth are both that height.

>Tom Brady as President
>Ted Cruz as VP

This is actually possible in our timeline, think about that for a second.

>*checks if there any QBs with 5 rings*
>Only One.....
>Tom Brady

Really fires up the ole frontal cortex lobe

>Checks who leads QB's all time in yards
>Checks who leads QB' all time in TD's
>Checks who leads QB's all time in completions
>Check whose team has been caught cheating multiple times
>Check those 5 SB wins; 2 came as a result of epic meltdowns by the opponent, one should never have been played
>18-1

Really activates my almonds

>caring about anything other than wins

Stay mad bud.

You know who cares about fundamentals? Women.

He plays like a bitch and is boring to watch.

Brady and the Patriots are the team that people who don't watch football cheer. They're the original bandwagon, the water cooler team.

I think it's actually semi legitimate.

Peyton Manning also just spoke at a Republican convention.

>Caring about anything other than the stat that depends least on the QB

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>original bandwagon
What is the dynasty Cowboys

>Implying you can win a Superbowl in the current league without a good QB

who the fuck cares

the real question is, who will play the actual GOAT in the inevitable biopic...?

I want to see him play himself in his biopic, or the guy from The Guest.

Would be pretty bad ass to see his early years as a legit 4th string qb where belechik cut a different position short just to keep him because he saw so much potential. Also his first meeting with Kraft where he shakes his hand and says "im going to be your future starting qb" Brady is a fucking legend.

The real question is who'd be the target audience beyond americunts?

>Implying you can't win a Super Bowl in the current league with anything but the GOAT

mark "say hi to ya ma for me" wahlberg.

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Clearly the only answer

Lol he's not even 6'

Without a doubt, Gabriel Macht.

who will play her in the inevitable biopic??

actually, nvm u guy will probably be mean and list male actors pls ignore this post

Ben Affleck

What's Eli Manning's bottom bunk bitch doing on a tv thread?

Donal Tramp

Check to see if the Patriots are a throw first team

all white QBs are republicans

I mean they are smart afterall

>yards
Of course the leader in yards is the player who spent a big chunk of his career playing at altitude. Brady will still get close to, if not actually break, Peyton's record.

Correct answer

>handegg players
>smart
lmfao, you republicans have low standards

hello :3

maybe debecki

I guess it's true what they say, you never count out Touchdown Tom.