Ask the best Forklift driver on this entire board anything

Ask the best Forklift driver on this entire board anything.

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Is that something to be proud of? I can't tell if you're being ironic about this ability.

Thanks for the introduction leafbro, but I just got off shift and am going to bed. maybe next time pals!

You're not German.

When are you going back to deadit?

>but I just got off shift and am going to bed. maybe next time pals!
>he doesn't stay up and worry like a crazy person and is unable to get to sleep.

Thank fuck it's Canada day tomorrow and I don't have to work.

It's what you call, "easy to learn, hard to master."

What's the worst fuck-up you've ever been involved in or what are some you've heard of, OP?

As far as bringing the whole fucking warehouse down and killing your co-workers because you bumped the edge of a corner and the whole fucking 30 ton shelving unit fell over like a domino into the next one.

>As far as bringing the whole fucking warehouse down and killing your co-workers because you bumped the edge of a corner and the whole fucking 30 ton shelving unit fell over like a domino into the next one.
Bro I've seen some shit.

I've saved my co-worker's life one time.

God damn...

hurry up and load my rig bitch,and don't fuck up my trailer

Too dumb for trade school?

How do you even cope? These faggots don't get the humor do your buddies?

Good troll thread

/thread

>Good troll thread
Thanks.

I enjoy the butthurt and the inadequacy of shit forklift drivers.

Do you even forklift?

Do you even reach truck, order picker, forklift, clamp truck, floor scrubber, walkie, pacer, power jack, zoom boom?

Didn't think so, cuck.

Klaus?
youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

How much does the best forklift driver/operator bring home annually? Hmmm?

I think this Canadian dick and any average German that his never drove a forklift before should have a showdown. My money is on the German.

Do you ever get any parking tickets for this type of vehicle?

What is the use of the propane tank?

>best forklift driver

It literally took me 20 minutes to learn to drive a forklift at age 18.

It must have taken you at least a week to become the best I assume.

did you check the battery?
Are your pallets even up to standards?
Do you even weight distribute?

I used to drive a standup lift at Sam's/WalMart. I doubt you were better than me breh.

The only "fuckup" I ever experienced was when some other dipshit had stacked wobbly pallets 3 high on the top shelf and there was literally no way to get them down without the top one falling. The little grill on top protected me though.

Another retard there rammed one of the forklift tongs right through a fucking steel beam in the middle of the store and they had to get the architects and structural engineers to come out and make sure the whole place wasn't in danger.

I don't miss it. Especially swapping out batteries.

>best forkie
Where is my proofs leaf?

THERES MORE CRATES OUTSIDE CJ!
DAM TOO MANY WEEKEND SOLDIERS!

My gf is a firklift driver. Her boss told her a story about crushing some guys head and killing him with his forklift when he was young.

ban forklifts

Are you the best because all others don't care or drink/use drugs while working?
I can't think of any warehouse I've been to where the drivers are actually regular, healthy people.

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No, he is

Kek, I like you OP.

First Minecraft, now forklifts. Turkey the absolute banning madman.

What's your occupation?

also inb4 404

>he thinks driving a baby reachtruck and putting away pallets of things meant to go on pallets in a nice indoor warehouse is some sort of achievement

it's like a fastfood cook acting as if theyre a chef
>driving an electric toy thinking its a racecar

>Krauts think they can /lift/?

LMAO

I can totally school anyone in any warehouse machine ever created.

Literally everyone at my job is jelly of my skills.

>I used to drive a standup lift at Sam's/WalMart. I doubt you were better than me breh.
Kek what a loser.

Do you know how many times I have to take a pallet out of the racking?
Do you know how many times I have to pick product from locations?

Every 15 to 30 seconds.

What a cuck you retail niggers are.

>propane
What are you poor?
I drive Hysters, nigga.

I drive with 2 feet at the same time as well.

I'm a smooth operator.

People are shocked at how fast I can load a trailer, and I get paid mad cash for this honor.

>and there was literally no way to get them down without the top one falling.
Why didn't you go up there with an order picker and take that pallet down by hand.

Like a MAN would do.

>There is nothing like a Crown for picking it up and putting it DOWN...

Warehouse team leader.

I run the entire fucking warehouse basically.

Who does tricks with their machines here?

I do then when I'm BORED and waiting for lazy drivers.

Holy fuck I can drive at max speed and then slam on my breaks and can end up perfectly inside a pallet ready to move it, WITHOUT ever shaking or moving what's on the pallet.

Fucking Plebs.

Do workers get their own forklifts? How can I apply?

Do you work in a carpet warehouse north of Atlanta?

Ah so I'd tell you what to do in my position. 24t ops manager and containers

Forklifts work miracles..

>How can I apply?
Step one:
Be white.

Oh wait...

>Holy fuck I can drive at max speed and then slam on my breaks and can end up perfectly inside a pallet ready to move it, WITHOUT ever shaking or moving what's on the pallet.

BUMP for this.

Who else is awesome like me?
Nobody?
Thought so.

;>

Same, one of the Mechanics at work taught me.

...

Hey bud ever take that forklift out for a rip?

Do you play Forklift Simulater when you get home?

OH FUCK YA BUD

Not OP, but Shenmue made me want to be a Forklift Operator. I'm still not, but I am Forklift Certified.

Are you getting ready to switch jobs?
Re-educating yourself and such?

Because pic related is going to snatch your livelihood during the next 6 years or so.
Automation is going to hit your line of work hard.

Lifting forks is hard work.
youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

seeing as my employer are lazy fucks I doubt that will happen

I support it economically, but it won't happen here for a while thanks to lack of economic freedom

Hahahaha a robot doing a man's job? Surely you can't be serious?

Better start honking the horn cuz I got other shit to do :^)

If you can't pick up a $0.25 coin with just your forks then you are not the best driver here, I am.

Dumping chip hoppers in factories, navigating narrow isles when people are walking all around you, loading some grumpy old fucks trailor at 11 pm while he's complaining about weight distribution along with the other shit he's hauling from other factories

Yeah maybe amazon will be automated soon but the average factory won't see it for 20 years atleast, probably never due to all the osha regulations

Step it up lad. $45/hr here

I'll have you know that I spent more than 50 hours playing forkllift simulator

ah they are way to cheap to upgrade #thuglife beep beep

how many forks can you lift?

Mein Gott. The autistic cringe level is over 9000!!!

Stop the thread sliding.

Can you pickup a dime with your lift?

Shh, shhh! We almost got a Jew to do semi-manual labour! What are you doing??

OH NO YOU DONT YOU LEAF SON OF A BITCH
I HOLD THE RECORD FOR MOST PALLETS STACKED IN 10 MIN IN THE WORLD
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT REGULATIONS AND AWFUL DRIVERS I AM THE FUCKING CHAMP
FUCK OFF!~

>tfw work as systems analyst
>tfw my own office
>tfw good pay
>tfw look out my window at the free men working outside

Sometimes I am envious. It might just be a case of the grass is greener syndrome.

haven't seen that in a long time

I once drove a forklift through a closed factory gate.

I only knew 1 other person in my 42 years of factory work that knew how to pick up a coin with a forklift

I've won so many sodas with that trick
>bet you a mtn dew I can pick up this coin/washer with this truck

I'm Spartacus

BITCH! DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Is this you?

For sure the grass is not greener
Physical work is fun once in a while but every day gets brutal.

>forklift tongs
JUST

>implying you can lift your fork more than an american

how is it done?

we won't tell anyone

>Isreal
>occupation

>best forklift driver
> can't stack wine barrels
>.2mm error level
>Multiple points of contact that have to be perfect

Pallet packers think they know how to travel

You solid shills are on my board? Liquid level all the way.

Fuck you and your rocks.