/NFL/ General: Happy Halloween eedition

SEA:Jeremy Lane fails physical, remains a Seahawk
CIN:Browns had 'disconnect' on A.J. McCarron
DAL:One Ezekiel Elliott appeal denied, one to go
CIN:Browns botched reporting of McCarron trade?
BUF:Stunner: Kelvin Benjamin traded to Buffalo
MIA:Dolphins send Nate Allen, LG Steen to IR
NYJ:Jets acquire CB Rashard Robinson from 49ers
NYG:Giants suspend Janoris Jenkins for Week 9
ARZ:Arians expects Johnson to miss rest of 2017
DEN:Paxton Lynch not a candidate to start Week 9
DEN:Broncos remain noncommittal on Week 9 QB
OAK:Marshawn Lynch absent from practice Tuesday

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First for LFL

Is an sorority girl an athlete?

>Nip slip
OH SHIT NIGGA

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>The team you support
>How they did for trades
>Blondes, brunettes, redheads, or black haired girls

>Niners
>I'd give them a solid A grade, lynch and shanahan seem competent so far
>Redheads followed by brunettes.

Eagles
8/10
Redheads and Dark Haired ladies

It intensely, physically pains me having this absolute doughnut be our QB. Can he p l e a s e get injured, Brock is at least halfway decent at his job.

>The Patriots have a defensive lineman named Vincent Valentine

Is Big V shit or are we just expecting too much of him because he's filling in for Peters?

#BringBackHerremans

....Bro
>the easter bunny isn't real
>santa isn't real
>there aren't Leprechauns
>the nfl is fixed

just enjoy the fucking show k

which division is the worst in football, AFCN or NFCE?

Should've traded for Jimmy G desu

not really. he was behind the blatant refballing that moved the cowshits past the loins in the playoffs, and his penalty stats in iggles games has broken an all time NFL record.

Should have grabbed Wop while you could. Pat's have holes in defence that you could spare to give

>Eagles website has Ayajis number as 36
>ESPN has his number as 25

So which great Eagles RB's number does he get?

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i can read your irrelevance from here

so what happens when they fail physical? They keep the Olineman and the player who was supposed to be traded? That has to be awkward as fuck

HEARD SOME OF YOU NANNERS THINK YOU’LL BE LOSING SUNDAY

BROWNS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>it jus bidniss, ya feel me?

you should be a detective. how did you know my favorite team was the browns.

I assume the deal's off, no one gets traded

thats what I thought, but I hear the OT is sitll going to seattle doesn't really make sense.

surprised Max Mccaffrey found his way back onto the Packers roster
figured he would be prime clay as some teams development project
from what little we have seen of him he seems to have great hands, good athleticism and runs crisp and deceptive routs

too bad the packers are a hard team for an unproven WR to hit the field

shady af

Why are the Cowfags in the nfc EAST? Put those losers in the south and put the panthers in the east or something.

If you want to know why New England will spank Pittsburgh once against this year, it's because they pay their diva wide receiver the same amount as New England pays their entire receiving corps

lol so seattle knew he was hurt and still tried to trade him wtf

huh. who stands to gain from this though, unless Lane had a change of heart or something

>implying Juju won't go for 300

>Texans now get a 3rd round pick instead of Lane
What is there to be confused about?

maybe he can convince them to cut the abysmal Trevor Davis - what a goddamn joke that pick was

just thought the trade would die if he failed physical but I guess they worked something out in case he fails.

Jameous Winston is awesome at winning games that don’t matter

They've been in the East since the 70's.

>you now remember that the Arizona Cardinals were in the NFC East for over a decade

Seahawks
9/10 before failed physical, 6/10 after. Wish we got rid of Jeremy Lane and his contract
Redheads > Brunettes/Black-hair > Blonde, but short hair = instant attraction regardless of hair color. Also, blondes make the best sexy secretaries.

I also remember when they were the Phoenix Cardinals

they literally reported it during the game against the Texans you retard.

Did you see Hardknocks? He seemed like a guy that tried really hard to be a leader, but it didn't come off as believable to me.

>The team you support
St louis Rams
>How they did for trades
Pretty quiet
>Blondes, brunettes, redheads, or black haired girl
Blondes

>im the retard and not the retards involved in the trade

How has Brady aged so well? He's on course for his second 5000 yard season, throwing with the third highest completion % (first if you ignore the Chiefs game) and is second in the league in yards per throw, third in TDs and first in big plays. Has any other QB been close to Brady has at 40?

>Your team
Rams
>their 2017 record
10-6. Tough schedule ahead
>favorite pizza chain
Unironically lil caesars for that price/taste ratio

Is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about the Browns?

>Same team
>9-7
>Giordano's

>Patriots
>12-4
>Papa Gino's

>Ratbirds
>9-7, if we're lucky
>Dominos

jameis winston
>raped girl
>stole crab legs
>lied about it
>lied again
>lied again
>had crab legs for his draft
>stole from a burger king
>hurrassed a bk employee
>shot a bunch of animals on college grounds (only to get off on a rezoning done by the college)
>showed up to rookie camp fat
>second year showed up fat
>told girls they should be silent
>at an elementary school
>can literally barely read english, although he knows football well
>was shooting co2 pellet guns in a apartment at friends, cost 4000 to repair all the holes in the walls in college
>doesn't even show up to his code of cunduct hearing at fsu
>goes into studen cafeteria screaming "fuck her right int he pussy" for a couple of minutes

i can keep[ going ( in december he paid the girl he raped off)

>Your team
Chiefs
>their 2017 record
11-5 via meme wins
>favorite pizza chain
blind onion, got-tier crust

pack
9-7 you gotta believe
rocky roccoco

>Panthers
>10-6 hopefully
>Papa John's

>Broncos
>7-9 if we're lucky
>The Papa

Eagles
12-4
Two Cousins

Happy Halloween Ramsbros.

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>Calvin Johnson was only on a plane to philly for a promotion for Auntie Annes Pretzels
lol
good pretzels though

I like their brown sugar cinnamon pretzel sticks

Truly a player who should take a knee.

Do players improved the most through training camp?

>go 15-1
>completely spill spaghetti the next year
>have an alright season the year after
How does this happen?
How does a team nearly go undefeated on year then kinda suck the next?
and don't just say MEMETHERE or $CAM NEWTON
one of them isn't an argument and Cam isn't the only reason a team would lost 9 more games after a season

nah the biggest jump in ability is their second offseason
That is when they bulk up plus get into instinctive playing and get comfortable at the nfl level

they rode an easy ass schedule and got lucky
Some of their players left, some got older, some got predictable

This has apparently been a thing for the Panthers their entire history. They're the most inconsistent team in the NFL. Dunno why, maybe it's Jerry Rixhardson's style of management
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you mean between year 1 and 2 or between 2 and 3?

I know for example the iggles QB made a huge jump between 1 and 2 atleast so far

Same. And their pretzel dogs

The Panthers had the 26th easiest schedule in the league in 2015 and the whole NFC South was bottom 5 for strength of schedule. They also had the second easiest road schedule. In 2016 they had a much harder schedule (12th hardest). That, combined with staying healthy and having Norman make a difference. It also doesn't help that Denver kind of laid a plan out on how to stop Cam and shook him 2 in straight games

but aren't the playoffs made for the exact reason of weeding out schedule babbies?
I wouldn't say the Seahawks were bad that year

You guys think Skip Bayless shitposts about the Cowboys here?

Thanks you for reusing my thread

Hallween was fun, I got tturnt up and got some ass, goo night all

Usually yes but sometimes it doesn't work. The Greatest Show on Turf Rams only played 1 team with a record over .500 and 11 teams with a record under .500 the year they won the title for example.

so The Greatest Show on Turf were a bunch of frauds?

I really, really like women btw

between their first year and second. that is when a lot of players, especially defensive players, get comfortable playing at the nfl level

but like, not in a gay way or anything

>The 1972 Dolphins, the NFL's only undefeated Super Bowl Champ, faced the second easiest regular season schedule on their way to the playoffs (.357). They faced only two teams who ended over .500 and nine teams who ended under .500.

how many of those teams would've been at .500 if they beat the Dolphins?

You think Bill traded Garappolo to 49ers instead of Browns because he wanted him in a good situation?

Texans wanted Brown gone

he did it cause fuck the Browns
remember he was shafted by the old Browns and fuck the new Browns

Schedule was:

>Chiefs (8-6)
>Oilers (1-13)
>Vikings (7-7)
>Jets twice (7-7)
>Chargers (4-9-1)
>Bills twice (4-9-1)
>Colts twice (5-9)
>Patriots twice (3-11)
>Cardinals (4-9-1)
>Giants (8-6)

Playoffs:

>Browns (10-4)
>Steelers (11-3)
>Redskins (11-3)

They played literally 2 teams with a winning record and 2 teams that would have had a winning record if they had won in the regular season. That's fucking absurd

Is it that time again?

m8 this is the football general
why are you posting baseball players?

Come home, Tim. We're sorry. We knew no what we did

never 4get
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>see lady wearing 11 eagles jersey in Walmart last week
>think it's just another Wentz
>mfw it's a Tebow jersey
Audibly kekd. I forgot how many retards bought his jersey when they signed him

Watson has to be a meme. This is driving me insane, he had bust written all over him and now hes setting rookie records. How? Tell me hes gonna fall back to earth soon

>black QB
I wouldn't worry about it

interesting delivery by teboq there

He has to have the slowest release ever right? It takes like 5 fucking seconds for him to finish it

36

Are the Iggles a fluke or is this what we have to deal with for the next few years?

Real question. Is Howie Roseman changing how NFL front offices look at trades? He's far and away the most trade happy GM in football, and this year's trade deadline was actually active. Is this a connection to changes in the NFL landscape, or was it a one time aberration?

Rams will have a winning season

I'm inclined to believe they're entering a perennial playoff phase with Doug and Wentz. Maybe it's productive but ringless like Reid/McNabb

But my money is on whitey

>that uncalled facemask
kek, should've been called back

They're young at a lot of places, and where they aren't young they're deep. They have what looks to be a major franchise Quarterback able to elevate his weapons. They're a team in a prime position to replace the patriots if I ever saw one. Roseman can draft offensive line and defense every year and Wentz can (likely) turn role players into playmakers. Just look at Nelson Agholor this year, and rookies like Mack Hollins. Hollins wouldn't be the reliable first down machine he is on like, 30 other teams.

doesn't matter. they did what no other team has done. they did not lose a single game in an NFL season. that's why it's magic