Ask a real Japanese guy anything

Ask a real Japanese guy anything

do your women like black men?

What's it like being an English teacher in Japan?

I'd imagine the work hours for you guys aren't too terrible

Where Is the second season of one punch man?

Nihongo ga wakarimasu?

Howany war crimes have you denied?

why are you on Sup Forums?

child prostitution is still allowed there?

what'd you eat for breakfast

in general yes.

I am not english teacher. If I were english teacher, my english would be perfect

what is it

my english bad too. you see,i type bbad. i am japanese to. ask me anythingg.

Why do eastern asian have small dicks? Is it to accommodate to eastern women small tight vaginas. Do they have small tight vaginas. Also why dont they shave? Do you like bush or shaved?

What do you do then, real jap man?

If I move there your women worship my cock yes????

Is your country hospitable for a Brit with STEM qualifications wanting to do research long-term, potentially making a career there? And will you still accept me if I don't like 2D?

Prove it

むしろ日本語しかわからない

I am not nationalist

for cultural interchange

lol, NO

onigiri(おにぎり)

>muh dick
Now don't be a nigger

How do you feel about China?

being student

I don't know

you must learn Japanese. if you speak japanese native level, you can get good job in here

If I go to your country will women fuck me?

I am neutral.

I want gf. I don't care international relations to be honnest.

>in general yes.
sweet.

next question: How popular are your animes and mangos outside of Akiba?

How easy is for a 5,10 ft tall, blue eyed blonde spaniard to pick up japanese girls?

I am planning to go visit Japan soon and some friends say that they are very traditional and hard to get and other ones say that if you are european they are easy.

depend on how attractive you ate.

What are you studying?

>for cultural interchange

We're a minority subculture that is completely morally antithetical to the Western mainstream.

We're the literal opposite of cultural interchange. If you want that, go to reddit.

i am reel japanese. ask me thing. my bad type mean i not english teacher.

>Japanese women

Why do you fuckers dress so gay? And why do you speak like faggots? Always хaй хaй хaй хaй хaй

So even japanese girls are niggers lover

I heard that some girls are willing to fuck foreigners just to get knocked up and have their children to be mix and unique

go 2 roppingi. you get ugly slut girl who want to make sex with gaijin easy. no problem.

dress normal.

that is from one jav, black jav is rare desuyo

I don't know.

I think they are minority in society.

I have never seen such spanard. so I don't know

politics and economics

I don't know what is reddit.

because it is trend.

why would you do that

Thanks, three followup questions:
1) Japanese is notoriously difficult. I have no understanding of it whatsoever. Is it something that will take me many, many years to develop or it mostly hype?

2) Are Japanese women welcoming of British men, or will I be shut out? Should I not immigrate to Japan without a partner?

3) Is it easy for foreigners to make friends in Japan?

That is all, ty.

>I am not english teacher. If I were english teacher, my english would be perfect
Every fucking time.
so typical, go fuck yourself Bruce or James.

ひるごはん お たべませんか?

What does Finnish sound like to you?

We love your 2D~~ don't feel too bad about us~~

s-suace?

既に夜ご飯を食べ終わったところですけど・・・

I really don't care finnish.
maybe sounds retarded

I'm talking about average japanese girls who are niggers lover, not JAV, nintendo.

it is even more rare.

>maybe sounds retarded

HAHAHAHAHA

Do you support Donald J Trump for President of the US? Do you want our troops out of Japan?

At one point in life, you just want to fuck a jap bitch till she kimochi no more

Who is the best Jojo?
My favorite is Higashikata Josuke

no i love yanki marine. i want more immigrant. i am real japanese man by tha way. notice mai bad spelling, this mean i am japanman.

proof when?

パスポートか年金手帳か免許とID書いてうpしなさい。これは常識ですよ。

what came first? ranch or cool ranch?


do you play video games?

OP seems to tell us otherwise

really.
seems like a case of yellow fever for me

男の子はフワイトピネス大好きですか?

>posting Erika chan on Sup Forums
DELETE THIS

美人(日本人)と結婚する方法、教えてくれ

What is the current political climate surrounding the stationing of US troops and equipment in Japan? What is the overall national mood (or at least local one where you are) regarding this? Do the citizens want a complete US withdrawal?

This guy gets it.

Also why always hai hai hai hai hai.
You can just nod you know

貴様葉やろう

Or it could be that innocent baby face they have once they apply a pound of makeup

Do you speak Korean, and if not why ?
it's objectively the better asian language, why would you people not all switch to it ?

Are there any Greek restaurants??? Are the Japanese open to foreign cusine?

people on mainland don't care

only people who care on okinawa are chinese and koreans false flagging

うるせぇドリトス野郎

>innocent baby face
true, and their small figure is hot for me as well, but black squinty eyes and greasy black hair is a bonerkiller 10 out of 10 times.

I can think of like 3 Greek restaurants here.

And yes, a foreigner opening a rareish type of cuisine is probably the easiest business idea.

私は自殺するべきでしょうか?

What does くろんぼ mean?

1. why is your country suicide rate so high

2, what is the painless way to commit suicide

このやろう
ぶっころすぞくそたれ
てめ

When are you gonna remove censorship from porn and why don't you guys have any subtitles for it. Also is there anyway I can easily learn Japanese to understand your porn

Inert gas suffocation

What are you opinion on Italy? I watch some Japanese videos on Youtube, and your people always seems to love Italy more than others countries on Europe.

What is the general feeling of the people towards Evangelical Christians (conservative type, not that leftist/liberal nonsense)?

Tell me about Hokkaido and Sapporo in general.

Are there lot of foreigners?

probably because Italians are conservative, down to earth, and have the best food in the whole fucking continent

OP how do you feel about me fucking your women? I'm white, if that helps.

no foreigners, only bears

くそったれ*
ばか葉

Just watch the uncensored ones.
And wanting subtitles, lol.

I mean no one will care about your religion but if you are outward or obnoxious about it then they will.

You nuked all the Christians at Nagasaki anyway.

lots of australians, actually. even more in winter

That why you find the one with eye openers. It some weird shit that east asian women put to have more of a rounder eye

Well I agreed with you but maybe is something to do with being Axis.

Harakiri

So is it easy to just get to Japan and start a business like this?

...

How are the seasons in Japan? Does it ever snow?

Sweet.

I had plans to stay in Sapporo for a while and enjoy the cozy northerns japanese winters.

But really now, you guys have bears in the wild? Would have thought you hunted them extinct by now.

But just tourist I guess? Hey, maybe I can get my job as a snowboard and skiing instructor back.

How come your country couldn't into naval doctrine? You had TWO 73,000 ton battleships and submarines that could launch fighter bombers. Why didn't you open up with destroying the panama canal why didn't you launch a submarine campain agaisnt us and why did you send the greatest battleships the world has ever known out at the end of the war with no support (I would say zero support but at least if they had zeros they would have had a chance fucking red button nip monkey)

not Japanese, but you're best off marrying a Japanese woman and getting in that way.

fucking japs I swear to god

not the jap and seeing as you're from India so likely a poorfag, I would recommend pirating a copy of pimsleur Japanese. It's working for me. 10 days ago I didn't know any nip and now I can ask niggers when they want to meet up so we can drink some beer and sake and rape some of the local girls.

>watches naruto
>im japanese now
>becomes english teacher

Aussie in tokyo.

Been a bit hit and miss. The gooks don't speak a bar of English here mostly. I get way more roots in Europe and back home.

why are your women on the polar extremes of the hedonism scale? Despite being over there for a hot minute, and traveling the entire island jap girls are either nigger tier whores or they never leave their houses.

I don't think so no but if you manage to do it I think it's easy, particularly if the foreign type of cuisine is rare.

If the food is really authentic or just really good, then expats and people from NA / Europe where greek food does exist will frequent it a lot. If the food is garbage it doesn't matter because Japanese won't know any better and will just think that's greek food and patron the place anyway.

>But just tourist I guess? Hey, maybe I can get my job as a snowboard and skiing instructor back.
Not all tourists. The ones that influx in winter are, for sure.
But many live there. It's a pretty beautiful place, to be honest.

I can answer this in one word: oil
That's why the Japs wanted to expand into mainland China
then we stopped giving Japan oil because they bombed some of our merchant ships in attacks on mainland China

Is it true you work 100hrs overtime each month?