Brit/pol/ - Gove blowing up on the launchpad

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First for it's all fucked

second for jewry
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>Gove still lower than meme candidates
Just burn it all down.

None of those people can easily win in 2020

None of the candidates have an ounce of charisma

People don't trust Gove after he killed Boris. I think Leadsom would have a much better chance against May.

Andrea Leadsom probably could since she has the least amount of cancer on her CV.

It`s like you din`t even watch the debates.

Why didn't you listen to Scouser Paddy user?

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Tell me why we want Gove and not May. Try to keep the meme answers to a minimal. (30 points)

No Labour MPs can easily win as leader in 2020 either.

Unless Comrade Corbyn brings the nat to his soc.

Which party will you be voting for after Theresa 'Snooper's Charter' May wins the party nomination and Cuckswell becomes UKIP party leader?

Green

Gove is pure shit

Leadsom won't get it though, unfortunately.

Theresa "PAKIS IN, WAIFUS OUT, SPYING IN" May

So Gove has been promised a position by Theresa May then? He must know he can't win. Sabotaging Boris only favours May. Gove just looks like a traitor right now.

I'd literally rather vote for Monster Raving Loony than Green.

Please not Crabb.

none of them.

Kek, I know why we don't want le progressive woman PM. I just want to know why Gove is any better.

fucking crabb. if hes in we need an uprising

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But when you look at the state of the Labour Party on the other hand...

>Theresa "Waifu means laifu in prison" May

Probably spoil my ballot like last time. Safe Labour seat anyway.

>In an alternate universe are nige dies in the plane crash of 2010

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What do you think our politics would be like without him?

Sensible policies for a happier Britain.

Reminder that battle of the somme was fought by muslims and nignogs

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He's the perfect man to take the country sideways

Gove actually wants to get shit done and will push article 50 as soon as he gets in, he left Boris when Boris said he wanted freedom of movement for Europeans.

L E A D S O M

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WE WUZ BRITZ N SHIET

100 years lads

What exactly is wrong with freedom of movement? We should keep freedom of movement and access to the single market.

>ywn lick that foot on that day

JDIMSA

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I still do not get how he possibly could have survived that

he just got up and walked away for fucks sake

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Some of their policies make sense. At least 7 have even become law including 24 hour licensing, lowering the voting age to 18 and pet passports.

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>two double dubs in a row
Noice

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This!

Only aware of Gove recently, and only seen him in action for the first time this week. He is like a tepid cup of tea with a dog shit dropped in it. Please UK, do not let him get the top job.

And his accent, this is exactly why the world thinks Brits are even gayer than gay.

we have shifted to an unlikely alternate timeline m8

>The Tory party is going to elect a Merkel clone except with more draconian laws.
>Labour is collapsing

Can't we just meme an UKIP victory?

Labour is dead. They're losing the north to UKIP and they've lost Scotland. We need a split between Libertarian Brexit party and Authoritarian Socialist Bremain party.

I can't help it this picture always makes me kek.

>not explaining what's wrong with it

Great argument.

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BoJo please.

He's actually quite strong willed I think

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I wish mate. But even after are Nige's glorious campaign against the EU, most people still see UKIP as le racist Nazis. Just look at the shambles that was the 2015 general election.

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There is no doubt anymore for all of his faults and autism he is our man

>Not supporting Comrade 'Rekts it for Brexit' Corbyn
>Not taking party in part deselection to remove BLAIRITES

They got 15 percent of the vote, yet somehow managed one seat, UKIP should be the 3rd largest party.

Austria presidential poll result overturned

Austria's highest court has annulled the result of the presidential election narrowly lost by the far-right candidate of the Freedom Party.
The party had challenged the result, saying that postal votes had been improperly handled.
The Freedom Party candidate, Norbert Hofer, lost the election to the former leader of the Greens, Alexander Van der Bellen, by less than a percentage point.
The election will now be re-run.

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ACROSS EUROPE

I don't want it in the tens of thousands I want it in the zeros of thousands

I'll check it out, thanks mate.

Just first impressions are pretty bad.

he is our guy in every way. he even suggested bringing back the death penalty years ago.

there's a lot of hidden power level in the gove

So just to clarify, is this going to be a public vote or just a party vote? If so, then I might actually become a Tory.

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Enjoy

ROVE EM GOVER

God he looks rough in that interview.

>driving through switzerland, through austria into germany
>stop in germany at a service station
>gypsy/muslim or probably both comes over to me
>tries to tell me he has a load of swiss watches he can sell me for a good price
>opens the bag
>there are about fifteen watches in there, obviously fake or stolen
>tell him i'm not interested
>he walks over to his car and opens the boot to show me more
>puts his bag on the edge of the boot
>at this moment i grab his bag, jump in my car and speed off
>lose him
>laughing my arse off as i tear down the motorway with a big bag full of knock off watches on the passenger seat
>the only crime i have ever committed in my life
>stopped in a village and gave them to some kid sat on a bench

I still don't know why I did that. My only hope was that he would go away, but something came over me. I became the gypsy.

We can`t become North Korea, lad.

Isn't it funny?

Noice

Party vote.

>If so, then I might actually become a Tory.

Unlike Labour they were smart enough to make it a requirement that you have to be a member for 3 months before you can vote.

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>And his accent, this is exactly why the world thinks Brits are even gayer than gay.

He's a posh Scottish guy. Not all of us sound posh you know...

S P L E N D I D

I S O L A T I O N

Why is Gove still shitting the bed

Why the fuck did BoJo's lads not come over to Gove?

Gove knifed him in the neck

is "even more fair" really how you say it ?
wouldn't you say "fairer" ?

spite

with the extra meme magic from Brexit, Hofer will win

Well shit. Although this is a good thing since it means that libshits aren't gonna impulsively join the Tory party just to vote for muh womyn PM.

muh gay pride
We didn't vote for it!

Are we mummyposting now?

Did she want to ban hentai or something?

When we meme it, they will come!

both work

probably some remnants of viking blood
when in an alien land you've got to steal and plunder

You could say "fairer" but "more fair" is more grammatically correct.

Yeah it's politics, I'd expect blowback if it was the general populace who voted for the leader but it isn't

Aren't Tory MPs used to this shit by now?

I wish Brighton would break off from the UK and just float away across the sea. That shithole can go be a gay little island for all I care.

Thank you user. Shouldn't really laugh but the story and some of the pictures are honest to god hysterical.

>gove wins
>hofer wins
>trump wins
>le penn wins

I paid £3 to vote for Corbyn (and would do again) and my local MP nominated Corbyn for the leadership. I need to check what she's been up to recently and email her asking her to support Corbyn through his recent troubles.

>to make this country better again

had to edit out that great i bet

This guy is our Ed Miliband.

I hope this is true, well done m8. Hope the kid on the bench wasnt brown.

fucking kek

good job lad

it was just a random pic, sorry user.
Here, have a 14 year old.

Maybe Cons are tired of Scottish leaders.

What's your favourite picture of the last few days?

No, Gove is principled and dedicated to the cause. Ed is wishy washy.

Fine, here's your reply, cunt.

We have the rest of the world we can trade with, there are plenty more opportunities out there. Some user was posting a map here of viable options, I didn't save it. Whether or not you want to accept it, by imposing tariffs on trade with us, we could simply say fuck you and go elsewhere and several EU member states would be worse off. Remember, they don't have the choice of going elsewhere to sell goods and services.

Freedom of movement - A skilled Hungarian engineer is just as welcome here as a Romanian beggar - just so long as they have an EU passport, they can come in. More poor Europeans here equates to a strain on health services, school places and housing availability, and leaves the benefit system wide open to exploitation.

Now go fuck yourself.