Alright I'm sold

Alright I'm sold.

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fuck off ruskie

Uhh... DROPPED

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I don't see what the problem is.

but are there any helicopters?

>sign language isnt talking

Way to be ignorant Max.
Plus, the operators that handle contracts talk ALL throughout the movie, even at the end.

>he wants to sit in the dark and watch men for 2 hours

literally gay

what's his point? the movie isn't about women talking, and when that woman did that, she was doing it to exert what little power she had left...and Ares talked a bunch afterwards, but I guess he doesn't consider sign language "talking" because he's a white cis man.

he doesn't even mention if this one girl talks.
does that not matter to him?
women are more than a political mouthpiece

This is the guy who waifus Jenny and tries to get her to talk to him on Twitter, right?

When did he become such a huge sjw?

It was a joke retard

was it? really?

Nice try, Max.

who's Jenny

There was a follow-up tweet where he said he thought it was funny. Not to mention there was a thread about this like 30 minutes ago where that follow-up tweet was posted.

Congrats on getting baited though

>g-guys it was a joke LOL

No, he meant it serious and tried to backpedal.
He knew deleting it would make him look like a fool since so many people already responded to it.
He got caught and realized how much of an idiot he was.

>Congrats on getting baited though
>max landis posts a max landis tweet
>follow up tweet was a "I w-was only k-kidding" tweet
so confirmed again for being a massive faggot.

>He didn't fly so good!

Wait a minute is CIA a reference to John Landis?

Who the fuck are you?

That's why he tweeted about this shit whole day?

dirk gently

what if the story didn't need them? Image a movie about a dude alone on a desert, would he complain about not having any women on it?

If the dude is white, yes.

yes

now thats what im talking about !

I bet you thought Sarah Silverman's tweet about swastikas on the street was a joke too.

Do people like this exist in real life? How can someone be so faggy?

Is he really gay though? Or just act like hi is?

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It's pretty clearly an act. He has a girlfriend and everything.

stay in your containment board

>He has a girlfriend and everything.
yeah, because that definitely means he's not gay...

i know this is strange to you user but some people are comfortable enough in their sexuality that they don't get all their fashion advice from Sup Forums

He seems to think people would care if literally nobody talked for the entire movie.

He's the thing, if he was actually gay, he would say it. It would guarantee him more work.

I really hope Max dies.

How can someone do this to yourself knowingly?

*How can someone do this to oneself knowingly?
or
*How can you do this to yourself knowingly?

idk i'm russian

awwwwe yeah amirite? Bazinga!

Why did john shot her in the head after she died?

so there would be no doubt that he "killed her."

this, looking for confirmation, urgently.

Shame he didn't do this to that lesbian chick.

Sounds kino as fuck.

lol

This statement is false btw.

do what? shoot her in the head? he didn't need to, he already killed her. The shot to the head was proof of murder, so that santino wouldn't renege on the mark and say he didn't actually kill her, that she killed herself. It was not to make sure she was dead.

ha! gotcha! :^) hehe

>not realizing it's you who's backpedalling, insisting that it wasn't a joke
>lacking self-awareness this much

How's that autism treatin' ya?

I'm talking about Ruby Rose's character and that fact that they didn't show her death so she could be alive in the next movie.

Bringing her back would be cheap as fuck, especially after that callback line of "be seeing you".

Doubt she'll be back.

are you retarded? they did show her death and she won't be coming back.

>sexual attraction is the only reason anyone watches movies

Quit projecting, pervert.

I was talking about ruby too and they did show her death. They even set it up twice.
>leaves blade in common so he can choose whether he wants to die or not
>morpheus literally spells it out for you
>kills her by stabbing her AND PULLING OUT THE BLADE SO WE THE AUDIENCE KNOWS SHE'S ESSENTIALLY DEAD
>doesn't shoot her in the head because she's fucked already and he doesn't need to prove he killed her like he had to with the sister.

>OI FUCK OFF M8

Utterly destroyed. Flawless logic. Get rekt alt-right nazis.

UNBECHDELD

I'm the cook

Wait, it wasn't?

K I N O
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I just realized he's wrong. We get a shot of Wick watching his wife on his phone again, right?

There's operator on a phone too.

>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A COMPLETE RETARD
Sure.

Sounds fine to me.

>Utterly destroyed. Flawless logic. Get rekt alt-right nazis.
Utterly destroyed. Flawless logic. Get rekt libtard cucks.

The black girl is the bestl ooking one of that group, even though her hair looks ridiculous.

Is there any one person in Hollywood that Sup Forums wants to jealously hatefuck than Max Landis?

She's that rare Grace Jones type that is really dark, yet her face has human shapes.

Emma Watson.

Is he related to the child murderer John Landis?

yes

Because it would be proof to D'Antonio that John had actually made contact, therefore clearing the marker.

>see interview from rlm with max
>he mentions that every day people tweet at him about how shitty he is to be related to John landis.
>they throw the incident in his face non stop.
Poor guy

He needs to watch Castaway then, almost two hours of a White male talking to a White volleyball the amount of misogyny in that film leaves me shaking.

>complains about remakes and unoriginality in hollywood
>makes remakes

youtube.com/watch?v=inXkr9TV3Qo
he's so fucking ugly uhmm

daddy shouldn't have killed those kids Max

great shame

Why is this weird exactly? i don't understand.

Why do you retards care so much about what a mediocre screenwriter who is only in the industry because of daddy thinks?