CL Group G: FC Porto vs. RasenBallsport Leipzig - Pre Game thread

Please be silent when our Mittelstürmer Timo Werner gets the ball. He feels unconfortable in loud surroundings.

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FUCK HIM! WE'RE GONNA RIP OUR LUNGS SCREAMING OUR HYMN TO FUCK WITH HIM

Halo my beautiful fraulein
Welcome to Porto, kindly present our balls in the richtig richtung of your nets, ja?

PORTO ROCKERS IN THE CASA TONIGHT
EVERYBODY SEM CARTEIRA IN NO TIME

Who will be sent off tonight?

hasenhüttl

This is him. He stürms in the middle. And he is the first Stürmer we have had since Gerd "der Bomber" Müller.

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No bully plese.

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I hope nobody sticks a vuvuzela up his ass to sneak it into the stadium, that wouldn't be good for Werner.

easiest fh/ft 1/1 in my life

Sachsen-Anhalt should be turned into a nature reserve.

agree

nice song

Porto - Leipzig match thread where?

>Andre Andre

>Ossis

Bump for the only real official thread.

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>three threads

I made this thread before you were born. Just kill yourself. OK!?

commentator is saying leipzig is the most boring city of germany. y/n?

they aren't any turks
less crime and chaos = more boredom

no, its literally one of the best and most exciting ones

turkish crimes are overrated 2bh

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Ti-Mo Wer-ner!

Have you Porcofags apologized yet?

Meh. He does one great game every season. Guess this is that one. No need to apologize

If he scores another, chicano

PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO PORTO

Even a beaner could score that one

I don't know why Porto keeps those mexican players, they suck.

Reyes is decent and Corona is decent when not tired

Rayes never plays. Corona though he's the only mexican player in Portugal that isn't a total flop, is only decent against 2 half team from the Portuguese league. When he's marked more closely he canceled out. He's the only one

He was the second best winger in the entire championship last season in almost every important metric, second only to Brahimi.

How could Brahimi and Corona be the league's 2 best wingers when FC Porto weren't even champions?