Hey Everyone

I just found this forum when it was open on my son's laptop.

I like movies too - it's funny how you call them Kinos. I guess you could call this place the "Kino Casino". Ha ha.

What are your favorite movies?

-Phil D

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Based Phil!

>I just found this forum when it was open on my son's laptop.
You mean your wife's son's laptop

Creepy--there's some real sickos out there. If I'm typing this, then obviously I wasn't killed in my sleep.

You could say that as well. He is both our son!


Now really guys, what kind of movies do you like?

-Big P

Based Big P!

>Creepy--there's some real sickos out there. If I'm typing this, then obviously I wasn't killed in my sleep.

Seems more like a creatively written plan.

Why did you let Alex mutilate herself? She was just a kid.

Have you ever fantasized about fucking Gloria and sucking on her big latina titties?

Haha

Jay is that you?

- Phil Osopher

Based Phil Osopher!

Not sure why you have a picture of my daughter's chest, but I'll have you know they're 100% Dunphy genetics. Or she stole the lion's share from Hayley!

I plead the fifth.

I must be pretty popular around this forum; maybe my son posts stories about me. I just want to know what everyones' favorite movies are.

-P Daddy

why haley is so hot?
and would you fuck her?

So who's filming the documentary?

>they're 100% Dunphy genetics

So why did you let her mutilate herself by butchering them up?

is phil a pedo?

>So who's filming the documentary?

See

why your english is so bad?

- Philly Buster

That's off limits, scientifically--that's how you get a second Manny in the family.

Claire would never let Alex do anything like this. And I'd be dead if I OK'd it!

Looks like my name accidently came off. It is back on now.

-PD

Beacuse I'm not native English speaker

Yeah I'm not clicking that

>second Manny
What do you think about Manny?
How does he even gets dates with girls?

It's canon tho.

Some kids at school told me you are Rod Skyhook

Hi everybody so I accidentally left some Sup Forums in my aunts history. Literally two records of me browsing pol.

Now she thinks I'm some anti capitalist neo nazi.

Jay pays them off. What's an hour of Closet sales if you can use it to up your wife's son's self-esteem?

If you also heard that my name is Clive, they're pulling a fast one on you.

What do you think about your brother in law getting ass-fucked by a clown-fetishist fatass?

Why do you like black chicks?
Would you rather fuck Serena Williams or Gloria?

Out of sight, out of mind. But if it was magicians instead of clowns... now you're talking.

This is pretty fun: I asked about movies but it turned into a Q&A. Can I edit the thread to say "AskPhil now LIVE"?

Hey P.H.D, would you suck off your dad to save your mom?Hypothetically, of course, I know blowjobs don't bring back the dead

Also, was Jay the only Trump supporter in the family?

Why? They're very beautiful (But not as beautiful as Claire). And how about both?

Very messed up, I think I'll pass on that one...

Not just Jay... I know Haley and myself did as well. But don't tell Claire: She and Alex would have our necks!

phil i'm not a rich jew how do i get a decent house in la?

I'll give the same advice I'd give anyone: the field of magic can pay very well if you play your cards right.

What the actual fuck did I just read

Take off your shirt and post a pic handsome ;)

Phil,
I will fuck Claire, man. I will fuck her hard, long, and in the ass.

Kindest regards,
-Chris McDougal

Quick rundown? Can't be bothered to read.

Hey Phil, what are your movie recommendations?
What's the ultimate male cheerleader and trampoline kino?

Heya big P just wondering hows stella doing?

>Can't be bothered to read.

American education folks.

I dont get these memes but I tried watching modern family once and this guy was the only good thing about it

The protagonist murders the entire Dunphy family except Alex and keeps her as a sex slave. He brutally tortures her, force-feeds her the remains of her dead family, makes her fuck a horse, forcibly milks her, mutilates her repeatedly, and then kills her after she gives him a daughter who he plans to raise and repeat the cycle, all the while he takes breaks to shitpost on Sup Forums. It was so bizarre that I just kept scrolling through until the end.

best thread on Sup Forums this year. based phil being based

Nice try, Cam... I wouldn't want to make Mitchel jealous ;)

Recently I watched Coach, and it was pretty nice. Sort of related, though not about cheering.

Ask Jay, I wouldn't know.

AY YO P-DAWG, HOW'S IT HANGING?

Listen P, is it true your old lady is of the backdoor persuasion? Like, she likes to get her starfish tickled? I mean, she likes it where the sun don't shine?
Asking for a friend.

Don't be coy Phil. We know under those ridiculous shirts you're packing a hot dad bod.

>Is Phil sexy?

Jesus.

Hey Mr Dunphy

I'm an aspiring magician but everyone in my family tells me i'm a retard.

Could you give me some advice?

Also, which Is your favorite fantasy & magic kino film?

Look in your closet, and you'll find a VCR tape that has the answer.

*vanishes*

I appreciate how this doesn't fuck around with lots of bullshit wankery and just jumps right to the good stuff. I hate when fanfic writers are so full of their own shit they think I want to read three pages of preamble of them writing characters that aren't their own before anyone even fucks anything.

For some reason he really does it for me. I don't know why.

...

good thread

Agreed, some classic television and film

I hope Philposting becomes a thing.

Also, Mr Dunphy:

Emma Watson or Emma Stone?

Gloria

>Philposting
this is how kinda funny jokes die so quickly on this board

>Kino Casino

LGTSS

Reminder that Phil>Jay>Cam> everyone else

Dad, what are you doing?

no question, the trio carries the whole show. dont think anybody else on it has made me laugh, maybe luke

Alex was funny in earlier seasons, she got some of the funniest lines.

I fucking miss Modern Family

With kids like that...

It's still on tho

Yeah I know I just miss watching it. I'm thinking I should pick it up again