Mr. Brady: “When athletes get injured, they shouldn’t blame their sport — or their age,” he writes. “Injuries happen when our bodies are unable to absorb or disperse the amount of force placed on them.”
"When I was growing up, and outside in the sun, I got sunburned a lot. … These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink."
And he puts his water out in the sunshine so "it will increase the vitamins". The vitamins in water.
He's not wrong about what? He's wrong about all of that. He thinks he gets vitamins from water, he thinks that when he gets hit he can tell his muscles what to do and he won't get a concussion. (....but his wife says he has suffered a string of untreated concussions.)
He thinks that if Steve Young and Joe Montana had been able to pay for his TB12 system, they would have had longer, better careers.
BRADY:"The moment another player's helmet makes contact with my body, my muscles are pliable enough to absorb what's happening instantly," he writes. "My brain is thinking only lengthen and soften and disperse before my body absorbs and disperses the impact evenly and I hit the ground."
How many bowls have you won OP? Have you ever lead the league in passing yards at age 40?
Juan Torres
I have faggot now what's up?
Noah Bell
Be water my friends
Ryder Perry
He really is Tom Terrific
Nolan Murphy
>He thinks that if Steve Young and Joe Montana had been able to pay for his TB12 system, they would have had longer, better careers.
This isn't wrong at all though
Nicholas Hill
Explainer this, pls
Alexander Davis
Whatever he's doing is obviously working. I think he naturally just has great genetics, but his health regimen certainly plays a factor as well.
Samuel Butler
He has great genetics, a great team, a great coach - and it makes me wonder how great he'd be if his health routine had something to do with SCIENCE instead of New Age hokum.
Owen Morris
The main all-time greats had great teams around them and had all-time great coaches (Montana, Jordan, Gretzky). They never had the same sustained greatness & longevity as Brady though.
Jordan Thomas
I don't know about Gretzky but Montana and Jordan both did a great disservice to their bodies in the long run compared to what Brady is doing. Montana just like Larry Bird initially damaged his back and organs because he was a big time alcoholic. Michael Jordan was a guy who got high all the time, fucked any woman that was at least an 8, and would only get 3 hours of sleep a night during his prime. Seeing how great MJ was I think he could've been the true GOAT if he were like Brady is when it comes to viewing his longevity.
Leo Brooks
because they all eventually ended up on different teams, retard. brady is a lucky son of a bitch.
Chase Lewis
Someone didn't get enough electrolytes this morning
Colton Martin
Maybe they wouldn't have ended up on different teams if they were as good as Brady :^)
Christopher Gonzalez
Brawndo- It's got what plants crave!
Hudson Wright
MJ has more rings than Brady
Nathaniel Nelson
>win three championships in a row >retire >un retire >win three more championships in a row
Isaiah Sanchez
Steve Young's career literally ended early because of his concussions. I'm not that other guy, but it's not a stretch to imagine if he changed his game late in his career like Brady that he could have played longer.
Gabriel Rogers
exactly but it's easier in basketball than football
Easton Russell
how so?
Liam Perry
Watch some old Steve Young highlights from 1982-1986 if you can find any. He played like a white RGIII and it's honestly surprising he was able to last as long as he did.
Cooper Stewart
You get injured less you fuck.
Asher Ross
Smaller team size, making the impact of an individual superstar much greater. Literally the only reason a team other than the Bulls won a championship in the 90s was because Jordan retired twice.
Hudson Reed
is this bait?
Caleb Powell
men were men.
Oliver Perry
Do you have downs?
Samuel Young
Like a few years ago when I bothered to watch his interviews. The guy is a total airhead. Still the best qb of all time tho.
Andrew Carter
Basketball is the one sport where once you have a decent core, star players, and gameplan in place that it really doesn't matter who the coach is.
Liam Lee
>this now is an automatic play stoppage... if the player tries to continue the play he will be penalized
Nolan Murphy
FPBP
Daniel Morris
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Chase Cox
be quiet and enjoy the Pepsi™ Halftime Show.
Logan Morales
>all legal hits
Where were you when some user was a fucking idiot?
Aiden Murphy
Hey, bro, just wondering, how many Superbowl rings do you have again? I was just curious. Oh, what's that? You have zero Superbowl rings?
Interesting.
Tyler Brown
What you posted and what he's talking about are entirely different things, you idiot.
Logan Peterson
>hur hur, nfl was better because pussies dont play without helmets
Completely connected.
Jack Powell
Top athletes have the fuck you money and fame which allow them to shitpost irl. They don't have to learn how to contain their autism as long as they are good at their sports.
Luke Mitchell
they've been playing with helmets since your grandfather was in your great grandfather's ballsack, you ingrate. he was talking about the new rule where you can't continue playing after your helmet falls off.
Asher Long
He literally just said that during today's NFL play would stop if the QB's helmet came off like that, which is true. You're the one who went on your retarded rant against a strawman.
Samuel Rodriguez
It's okay. He's an obvious former high school player who got his bell rung too many times and the CTE is setting in now.
It'll be ok, kid.
Jordan Reed
This, just look at any other qb at his age they all look like shit.
Xavier Cox
Even so, that means it is also more common to have equally strong opponents. The net result is that it is still difficult to win a championship.
Ayden Lopez
proper stretching / massage and not overloading the muscles to avoid injury is idiotic? staying hydrated is idiotic? eating a proper diet is idiotic?
fuckin retard, read his book. it might save your life
Evan Perry
What if he's right though. I'm switching to solar enhanced water immediately.
Brayden Sanchez
>>And he puts his water out in the sunshine so "it will increase the vitamins". The vitamins in water. It works for mushrooms, I won't knock it until proved otherwise
Luke Nguyen
i read the TB12 method and he didnt mention sun-water, just adding electrolytes often and drinking more than half your body weight in ounces
Anthony Jackson
the word "increase" implies that something was there to begin with.
Eli Lopez
>drinking more than half your body weight in ounces that's less then a gallon that's not even the daily recommended amount
Thomas Torres
Belicheck is the GOAT. He could have taken any scrub like Brady and made a Brady out of him but Brady was at the right place at the right time by being so terrible in college. Its like how the Colts being terrible got them Andrew Luck. Brady being terrible got him Belicheck so luck shined on him ...in that sense he's the anointed one by the Gods (Zeus slept with Brady's mom so Zeus makes sure his son turns out great, etc)
Jaxon Gutierrez
Sure you can.
In an era of pampered quarterbacks and reception friendly rules Brady has benefited the most from tender tickles, and gentle pushes. If he played during the 80s he would have maybe two rings.
Eli Allen
the recommended amount is like half a gallon
Nathaniel Martin
Gretzky
Messi
Bentley Clark
water is "something"
Dominic Kelly
I'm literally putting my water in the sun as we speak
Charles Martinez
>How old were you when you figured out Tom Brady is an idiot? When he said he supported Trump
Landon Brooks
>all water sources, especially bottled water, are comprised of H2O and ONLY H2O do you realize how dumb that sounds
Leo Nguyen
make sure you don't do it with a plastic container
Jaxson Watson
Hmm...but if everyone gets injured more, then it's even througout the sport, so...
Brandon Sanchez
>>win three championships in a row >>get forced out of NBA because of gambling-related crimes >>allowed to return >>win three more championships in a row
fixed it pour vous
Jackson Fisher
>Hey, bro, just wondering, how many Superbowl rings do you have again?