/heem/ - Fight Week Edition

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11/02 - PFL: Washington DC
11/02 - VFC Fight Night Rapid City
11/03 - ONE FC 63: Hero's Dream
11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell
11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes
11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs. Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao

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Bellator Friday

Full card for 217

is picksperg doing Bellator?

yeah he already started it

> Whittakers going to be ringside at 217
> UFC 221 is in Perth in February

It's clear they going to announce Whittaker vs the winner.

Rockhold on imminent suicide watch.

Biskek btfo

literally worse than the wwe

Bisping always shook by cubans

is this the ufc letting everyone know that they rigged this weekend so GSP will win? Given that Bisping should/would be promised his last fight be in England

Masvidal would KO him

hopefully ufc 217 bombs on ppv

Believe you me, it will

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Has the UFC fucked themselves by pushing Conor so hard that he is now the only fighter casuals care about? Was any other way possible or viable?

Kek he's having a meltdown this early

That's only part of the problem. A wider issue is flooding the market with sub-standard content that burned fans out.

Here's the Bisping and Masvidal confrontation link that got deleted: youtube.com/watch?v=I1GQLOM0whg

Masvidal begging for (You)s

Once Bisping is done with the former WW he will go after a former LW, anything to duck the real contenders I guess

Upcoming events:

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

Go away loser

Is saying faggot in public still okay in Europe?

Nope

>Conor said faggot in Poland
>s-sorry

>only one wmma match and it's JJ Champion

comfy night to be desu

well I'm just wondering if the only reason why he had to say sorry was because Americans found out about it

not here

gdm kkes

I don't get why its even bad. Gays don't even refer to another as faggot like blacks do with nigger.

After bisping defends against gsp, Cody, and masvidal will you accept him as a legit champ?

Dillon Danis said Conor will be able to handle Tony's jitz lmao

...

I hope you didn't take the time to make this.

Anyone else sad that GSP legacy will end in such an embarrassing manner?

who is your favourite adan fighter

Thats a fucking spicy setup, the Duffy/Vick fight should have been main card though

Lmao

Has he even started cutting weight yet? Guy is looking a bit soft

Nothing is more time consuming and difficult than MS Paint.

Paint.net nigga

Don't justify it to anybody. embrace your autism.

Bisping looking shook lads

She for sure got garbanged
youtu.be/fIDRj4KG_-Q

Coral are you there? I want to apologize about last night

Lol who cares what Bisping wants. He's been ruining this division for far too long.

all he's good for is simultaneously shit talking and ducking legitimate contenders.

>A-Aldo has C-Conor shook, l-look at the weigh in!!
>C-Cody is so s-shook, Cruz h-has got it
>N-Nick is in GSP's h-head, upset i-incoming

Shut your traps, nerds

His shit talking includes welterweights instagram.com/p/Ba9e_WCAYfB/

>stutter typing
You’re shook

Mandrama loser. Only martial arts purists are allowed on heem

Brandi Love

wow even his fans are shook

Who in the world said that Conor was shook? Aldo looked like he was on the brink of tears the entire lead-up to the fight.

You're the most pathetic poster in all of heem

Literally everyone after the weigh ins lmao

Connor was shook with Nate

>Look at my abs bitch AND I've been eating cheeseburgers all week long . . . faget.
Jorgy is /ourguy/ confirmed

>mfw Wonderboy and Bisping win

>three fucking green texts of stutter typing
Dog, you shoulda cut your fucking losses after the first one

I don't recall asking about Nate, weirdo.

>tfw cut on my knuckle
>tfw can't hit the heavy bag without burning pain for a couple days

>s-s-s-s-stop typing w-words

W-W-W-Worked!!

just to compare his shook levels, if he ever tries to punch Tony's hand or starts stuttering he's going to the 10th planet

Guys, what's the latest JBJ thing?
Is he given 4 years?

Already has my guy

Back to asp my guy

he's a free man, he was set up by the good person lobby within UFC

Holy fuck I am so fucking pumped for this show

he brought dem big oirish bawls

shook

I'll see you there ;)

>Styxhexenhammer will never go on JRE and fully expose Rogan as the brainlet he is

Can we have angry /heem/ again?

No you won't my guy

well no because
*brings mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change...
I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 ears because your pineal gland- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster... here we go
*looks at screen*
look at that..
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? Jesus those things will tear you to shreds

Anyone else hate TJ? Dude is such a midget-weasel-howdy-doody motherfucker

I unironically want him to win

Bisping is getting FLUSHED this weekend

K

The loser is here all day and night

Just watched the latest embedded bisping is shook while GSP is calm as a cucumber.

Where the fuck is Jose Aldo?

Superglue it closed if it's not too deep.

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=Izcfzqep39o

I'm really worried for Bisping guys, I feel like he's shook and going to get ragdoll'd around by some retired welterweight, I wanted him to retire with some respect since I'm a fan of his

>everything is cringe

He's going to sleep m8

>that empty arena
Lol yeah what a money fight my guy.

Stipe vs. Brock

Joanna needs to molest Megan live on camera after she heems Rose

It should be Stipe vs. Cain before Cain completely turns to dust.

What if Cain wins?

Strip him if he doesn't defend at the next event.

This card has no casual appeal. GSP has no traction with the new breed of McGregor/Rousey-era fans.

Oh wow, its Wednesday already? This week is going fast

It's the UFCs job to sell him to them. They've failed.

bisping won that desu

Do newfags not bother finding favorites outside of Conor and Ronda?

That's how combat sports work honestly. It's not team sport where you have an inherent rooting interest to keep watching. People only latch onto a few personalities.

Who /team snake/ here?

That too. The "tour" of press conferences seems to be limited to Canada for this one, which surprises me since their capacity as an MMA market has diminished massively since GSP retired. Why would they not go to the UK? Bisping-GSP presser in Manchester or London, or both, could've done a lot for the promotion of this card.

Ronda fans are oldfags now Gramps. The shitty ufc of your day is dead and gone, faggot. Go watch boxing or some other fossilised shite and stop flooding /heem/ with your tears. #WeAren'tHereToTakePart