Liverpool vs. NK Maribor

Group E standings:
1. Liverpool (5 points)
2. Spartak (5 points)
3. Sevilla (4 points)
4. NK Maribor (1 point)

#LFC team v @nkmaribor: Karius, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Klavan, Moreno, Can, Milner, Wijnaldum, Salah, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Firmino.

Maribor Team: who cares

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>Chamberlain and Milner
Milner will score from open play today

Lolcember will soon be upon us.

>Maribor Team: who cares
you've cursed it now. 1-1 FT

#LFC subs v @nkmaribor: Mignolet, Gomez, Robertson, Henderson, Grujic, Solanke, Sturridge.

hello again
will you finally be able to put 8 past part-time farmers?

Aren't they all just full time alcoholics?

think the same thing was posted in the last maribor game OP

nothing wrong with drinking on the job

alri la's

sent lovren any death threats lately?

I forgot today desu.
will put in extra effort tomorrow

Oy, blyat

anyone smoking that haze?

AYYYYY

>putting a finn in the studio

kek

Today, The Ox will prove once and for all that he is world class

mark my words

>Score prediction
>First goalscorer

4-0 Firmino

Isn't he the 8th ex-Southampton player at Liverpool?
He's this seasons Stephen Caulker lol.

WHYnalDUMB

Nice one m8

0 - 1 (OG Matip)

>Multiball
>MultiBall
>Multiball

>10mins and still no goal
step it up liverpoop

>2 balls

You again.

it's the suicidal Slov man again
yay

anfield is such a dead stadium

THE SMILING BLACK MANS SMILE AND OPTIMISM GONE

Wijnaldum twists his ankle and is off. Henderson to replace him

Rip the Smiling Dutchman

>20 mins in
>no goals
Liverpool is finished

I know lad, we need to sort it out. Not just the tourists and the wools it's all the arl cunts

nice glass ankles you nigger fuck

>suicidal
what did he mean by this?

well the owners will never sort it out while they're rolling in the ticket money from tourists and old bastards

all they need is to make the Kop accessible, but they're such penny pinchers that it'll never happen

weren't we supposed to be like six goals up by now?

>making noise at a live event

Would you shout at the stage while watching Hamlet?

Why is Ox built like an Ox? Is he the result of selective breeding?

>no card for that

umm, ref

Fuck sake there are goof matches on tonight but we are shit enough that I can't not watch this

relax you're going to put in 4 by the end of the half

at least city have conceded

#respect

it's actually painful to watch a game played at anfield when it's so shit

>Salah

>salad

I'd love it to be rail seating in the kop, probably help move on some of the older ones who will just moan about standing on top of everything else

Lads, this is fucking boring

>30 mins and no goal
YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST A TEAM THATS BARELY WORTH PEANUTS

in other news Sevilla 1 - 0 Spartak Moscow

>Can

hopefully we will turn it up in the second half.
Maribor will get tired.

My fault for putting a cheeky on Liverpool -3.5 desu

>Can't

Madman

When Firmino is bad he is really bad

is it possible to get tired standing around on the 18 yard line?

For me? No!

You get mentally tired from constantly defending.
A slip up is easy to make when you have been focusing for an entire match

holy shit is this bad

I remember when I used to be confident that we'd score from a pen

don't even know why we bother putting the ball in the box from corners/free kicks

we never score from them

>The only match tonight to not have a goal so far.

ffs.

Liverpool must be scared of harassing them

>10/1

Tempting, lads?

>can

REALLY hope juve still want Can desu

Absolutely pony

Is this the same 'Fuck me harder daddy' Slovenian user from the last thread?

Still hasn't signed that contract so there is still hope he and his slimey wog will fuck off

>Wog

Wife of German?

fucking HELL salah

Wasn't that Hendersons foul?

>That laughter in the mic

Still got Milner on the pitch la

at least we can laugh at everton tomorrow

>100€ on 1.5 goals+ in first half

wew

Nobody wants to take it upon themselves. There's nobody making runs, nobody calling for the ball, they're all just waiting for somebody else to take the initiative.

Bets not looking too good desu

Also was that a chink Slovenian?

...

When is Liverpool resigning Gerrard? I'd unironically start him over Hendo or Can. Even if he's slow, he'll make deadballs for liverpool a thing again.

why yes, hello there
I'm still waiting for goals but there just aren't any

>betting on Liverpool matches

Worrh a cheeky bid, liverpool have done worse this season

0-0 AGAINST FUCKING MARABONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

terrible opposition, terrible ambition, terrible crowd

>tfw you don't even recognise the club you've supported since a small child anymore

Don't worry lad, I know you're hungry for more mighty red todger.

Keep on tackling like you did first half and you'll be down to 10-men in no time, then the teabagging will commence.

hahahha

*slips*

Kloppo usually sorts them out at half time. If there is no goal by 55 minutes then I will be worrying

too much bhuna on my plate lads

anyone want to finish it?

What is the tactic Maribor are employing called?

medium on 1-0
small on 0-0 2bh

I hope Jurgen is fucking battering them with his massive schnitzel

vaguely competent defending against an attack without ideas

>I popped in for 5 mins I thoughts just until liverpool took control of the game then I l'll switch to the madrid game
>0-0 at ht

God, liverpool always dissapoint.

>tfw after Lucas left I came to the terrible realisation that I feel nothing for this club or it's players anymore

>Schnitzel

A flat piece of breaded meat? You mean frankfurter or sausage, surely.

also

>Lifelong smoker
>massive

He's carrying a breakfast link at the most.

I was actually happy Lucas got to finally leave and enjoy his football

you gotta love sami, but he's not exactly an enigmatic pundit

is that what all finnish people are like?