Would you fuck a pig to save a persons life? I would, wouldn't even be a hard choice...

Would you fuck a pig to save a persons life? I would, wouldn't even be a hard choice. I know most people would not do this due to whatever self centered ideas they might have, but of course this is just a test of your mind, and while most would consider fucking the pig a loss, it actually is a win. But only when you do it without shame or anger. Can you imagine the captor watching you just fuck the pig, maybe slap that ass, and then go on with your life. You'd be hailed a hero too. A complete victory.

save which person?

sure, im used to fucking your mother.

i would fuck chloe yes

Any person really.

why would I save some random person who doesn't care about me?

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Who's the person?

What's wrong with self centered ideas? It's not my fault the person is going to die. It's the person who's doing the murdering. The person who's about to die should have carried a gun or something before getting kidnapped.

So you have an excuse to do a Cameron on live television

And what if you were the guy who's going to be killed, perhaps slowly tortuted to dead. Perhaps now you'd want a random fuck the pig? So perhaps you should fuck the pig for random person too.

but I'm not the person who's going to be killed so why should I care

Why the fuck would you want to save a life? There's far too many humans on the planet as is. You'd be doing the world a favour letting them die

wasn't this part of his campaign

Do you have a mental illness?

What if they're from a place where guns are outlawed?

You do realize that you are exactly what is wrong with humanity, right?

No, why would you ask that?

Playing the dominating part is hardly threatening. If you say, I have to allow a pig to fuck me, then things are rather different.

>empathy is a mental illness
Good meme

*tips fedora*

>There's far too many humans on the planet as is

there are I think half a billion humans on the planet. It's some other almost sentient humanoid species that are too many

but being killed by slow torture is my fetish user, why would I want anyone to save me?

Learn another method to defend yourself? Once again, it's not my fault the person was kidnapped. I would fuck a pig for a million dollars though. Not to save some retard's life. Unless it was a cute loli who would become my sex slave. I don't get why I should care about a random person. If it's someone like OP, probably a liberal retard college boy, I would be doing the world a favor by not fucking that pig.

this

I'd only do it if they let me have all the cuts of meat from it.

Edgy as fuck, brother.

I've been on Sup Forums for 10 years, newfag. I've seen the depth of humanity. I would fuck the pig for personal gain or if it's someone I know to have good values. I want people like you to die. A random person on the street means no more to me than an npc in a video game.

B8

You're a bleeding heart cuck, your frame of mind is completely different than mine, but it doesn't mean that my post is bait. You're pretty narrow minded if you don't think there are people like me around the world. I'm not even a sociopath. I'm just apathetic about people like you, which unfortunately makes up most people. You're a nobody to me, no offense. Just the way it is.

You lose, bad guy. You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral — I’ll do anything to anything.

addition: Fucking a pig compromises my morals, obviously, which is why I would only do it for certain reasons. You're no better than me for expecting me to compromise my morals for some schmuck that couldn't even defend himself.

No, you don't understand.
It's you specifically, you sound like a try hard. I know that there are people that don't care about others and i really don't mind. It's just they way you talk.
Kek

I'm just giving you a straight answer. Goodbye, shit thread.

t. David Cameron

This whole thread is fucking hilarious, but the last line of this is particularly brilliant. Good show, old chap.

Enjoy the rest of your week.

"Can I eat it after I fuck it?"

*teleports*

if it was a cute pig with a nice personality

This is from what movie?

Black mirror episode 1 season 1

Black Mirror episode 1. Although that particular image might be from a gag reel.

you're a pig guy

A death one?

>At the end reports begin to debate whether the kidnapper was doing it for a piece of art or just blatant terrorism
That throwaway line fucked me up more than anything else in the episode.
It's like the "It's just a prank bro" defense. We are approaching an era where cross the line is an unheard of idea

This is gold

Thanks my dude, you've honestly made my day

I am the very model of a modern major degeneral
I'll fuck anything; animal, vegetable or mineral.

a babe maybe but not a pig. It would have to be dead though otherwise I wouldn't be able to get off

Stated like an edgelord but i do agree.

I just wanted to tell you that was a really great post! I'm directing a new comedy series on Adult Swim and I think your type of humor is exactly what we need! Shoot me an email sometime and give me a quick rundown of yourself, you've got the job!

If someone kidnapped a close friend or relative I can understand doing anything to save that person. But as a public figure doing it as ransom sets a ridiculous precedent. In real life they'd rather let the bitch die and go to war than caving for this.

How come no one has recognised this is from Blackadder II? Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Welles?

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>in this thread, user admits to wanting to fuck a pig

Up her skirt

Kill yourself

You sound like fucking Dennis from Always Sunny.

thats not actually sally.

YO THIS MUTHERFUCKER AINT ONE OF US, HE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!

How can sally look for the ball if sally goes away?

ssssshhhhiiieet

So niggers?

Sure. Not on live TV tho.

Having people say you fucked a pig is nothing (see Cameron), having people know you fucked a pig is a lot worse.

Honestly that question is terrible if you use it in an attempt to see wether a person would be willing to sacrifice themselves in some way, to save another person.
Would i fuck a pig to save some random person?
Yes i would, because fucking a pig is easy, only moderatly disgusting and most importantly, not painful.
Now ask someone if they would inflict severe pain upon themselves to save a random person.
I certainly would not want to experience even the slightest amount of pain to save a random person that i dont know.

nope

Why was the PM being such a crying bitch about it? Could've saved some dignity at least

>fucking a pig on national telivision is fine but a pinprick is too much
Yeah okay

I would have told the lady that told me I had to fuck the pig and TOLD THE QUEEN live on tv I would not do it
I would also move my ass to america and live in peace since the royals would want me dead

fuck this show

this would literally never gonna happen irl
I dropped this shitty series in this episode

Alright, i admit that was kind of a hyperbole.
What would the painful equivalent of fucking a pig on national television be?
Cutting of a finger?

yes

kek

the ball is cultural indoctrination

Savage

Take the ball out of the box and put it in the basket.

Then take the basket and put it in the box. Are you guys really this retarded?

Depends how important the person is

What if i can't get it up?
Anyway, the answer is i'd at least try to do it for family (still not sure about getting it up), but not for anyone else

Anne is a thieving cunt.

Not even close

Fucking a pig on television would literally be moon-landing tier in terms of television history, at least if it was the PM of Britain doing it. You might not be able to ever live a normal life. Cut off your finger to save someone's life you'd be publicly honored and celebrated

Now if we remove the televised aspect, I'd rather fuck a pig than be inflicted almost any physical harm or permanent damage

If the blackmailers had any sense they'd force you to ingest viagra

He's right you know, he just went and edged it up with the favour comment

dude, pig vaginas are like dolpin vagians man they have muscles and shit that will massage ur dik brah

Governments let captured journalists get beheaded by terrorists on camera all the time rather than pay ransom money. No leader would ever agree to do this. It's just idiotic.

Yeah. you aren't supposed to give in to terrorist demands because it proves their methods work which means they'll keep using them.

They don't pay ransom because of the precedent , no one gives a shit about a random journo

This was a fictionalised version ofa member of the royal family. We have to swear an oath everyday at school in England to protect them.

Why would i live anywhere that guns are outlawed?

If you don't fuck the pig you're a mudslime pignigger.
Fact.

They never stoped using it, they just escalated to plain hijacking and then people is all "ooh this big bad terrorists"

Only if I could ask for BLACKED porn on the screens

DUDE

IT TOOK US OURS TO NOTICE THE THUMB WAS ACTUALLY A MALE THUMB

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCK THE PIG

LMAO

kill yourself cuck

I would be physically unable to fuck the pig because I have a microdick. The princess would be fucked.

i dont get it

>but being killed by slow torture is my fetish user
You're a pussy that cries when you cut your fingernails to short.

No, I dont like people.

No,

but I would a horse (female).

>We have to swear an oath everyday at school in England to protect them.

I don't think I could get it up from all the stress.

Are you saying you'd fuck a female horse, or you're a female who'd fuck a male horse?

former, of course.

canadian here.