Tottenham Hotspur vs Real Madrid game thread

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The match will stay like this and Zidane is sacked in the morning

>Tsunaldo reduced to a poacher

LMAO

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LADS IT'S TOTTERINGHAM

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REMONTADA incoming

>make it happen

OP may be faggot, but he's right about TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

webm goal

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first for >le tap in man

Real comeback incoming

they will score on a penalty and then equalize in 90+3

i want to soothe her pain desu

>casi miro

>Dennis Ethan: Give me a reason why Mauricio Pochettino is not the best manager in England.

Literally only the group stage

You expect me to believe this when you couldn't even get dubs?

>le tap in man

LE TAP IN MAN GETS A LE TAP IN

>Spanish monkey spends his entire life savings to travel with his daughter to watch his team get BTFO

JUST

if real doesn't score in the next 5 minutes, it's over for them

Kane/Alli babby

Sympathy goal

Tottenham wins 4-2 on aggregate

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>Kane comes off
>Tottenham lose their lead
1 man team confirmed

He's won nothing?

guess it’s just tottenham

>score an irrelevant tap-in at 80' in a losing game
>win ballon d'or

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he can have these la its gonna happen

Looks like Pepe

Tottenl/a/ds?

because wenger is better

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>The tap of Tottenham

>Every goal an English team scores makes me hate Everton more and more

Mayoral looks offside

>Losing to a B team

>supports a foreign team because someone from his irrelevant country played for them about 30 years ago
the actual state of you

yeah but now he gets a night alone with her when she needs comforting if you catch my drift. worth it

He's won so many titles its hard to find one.

>beating an out-of-form Madrid side after 2 back to back loses
Can't think of any

>cheer up, i'll pay you extra for tonight

Based Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player ever.

Si eres latino y le vas a Messi entonces eres un pendejo, Messi es basura y mierda como todos los argentinos.

>implying they're not plastics bongs

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look at Ronaldo's creativity
such technique
clearly better than Pelé at this point
amazing
can't stop fapping at this MAGISTERIAL goal

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every fucking time

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i believe

Why Everton?

CHIMPOUT

The worst Real Madrid side since the team that got outclassed at Anfield in 2009 and lost 0-4 and let Dossena score.

El EcuatoriANO, señores

well?? which is it?

>Asspain

>Average distance from the goal when Ronaldo scores with Real: 3.87 meters

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With Spurs, United and City likely to progress as leaders of their group. There is a huge fucking chance of a City/United getting RM and any of the three teams getting Bayern.

>Ramos

Sergio Ramos status = S E E T H I N G

>Everton could realistically win the league

>RAMOS

le technicANAL bravery

such FLARE

a FLAMBOYANT master of the game

>messhit fags btfo

lovely

Nice imitation of a Constanchi post, province-kun

>no red for ramos

L T I M
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El chupa pollas
Señores ;)

>City going to win their group
>United going to win their group
>Spurs going to win their group
>Liverpool (might) win their group and if not will go through
>Chelsea like to win their group
>Arsenal going to win their group

Then you've got Everton who are fucking last.
6/7 are doing fucking amazing but Everton insist on fucking it up.

is ramos legit retarded?

Chelsea beat this Tottenham side at Wembley, kek.

Lewd

looks spanish to me

this commentary is actually making me reeee hard

>"ronaldo has so many shots on target it's no wonder such a high percentage go in"

he literally has one of the worst conversion rates in europe

SEETHING

marcelo and ramos are absolute scum. why do foreign shitholes produce so many divers?

Imagine Barcalona RN

who /d2g/ here

>Everton

pls take off that cockroach off our flag, its disrespectful

also messi is the GOAT

ramos chimpout

Why did Real even sell Pepe?

Would Barcelona have done better against Tottenham?

SEETHING

Imitando a un gringo come guevo, peruano hijo de zorra inmunda ;)

MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL MURDERBALL

Can you draw a picture pls?

RAMOS BTFO

Lol Dembele

Donde esta indepedencia?

What is this nigger doing?

Sergio getting BULLIED

you can see the nigger blood in Dembele, LMFAO

Why do you like Sachiko?

GET FUCKED RAMOS

get out

I love murderball