This is my countrys national animal, would your countrys national animal be able to beat it in a fight?

This is my countrys national animal, would your countrys national animal be able to beat it in a fight?

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easily

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Italians, is in fact, Venetians and Italians, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and shitalians. Italians are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Venetians, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many Sup Forums users mistake Venetians for Italians every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Venetian group is often called "Italians", and many of Sup Forumsolerants are not aware that it is basically the Venetians, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Italians, but Venetians are no part of it. Venetians are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Italians often include Venetians, but basically it's Italians with Venetians added. All the so called "Northeastern Italians" are really Venetians.

Cute skewrl

easily

Of course

*blocks your path*

The moose would gore all these fuckers with their horns

Easily

*Flies away*

>E*ropeeings can't pronounce squirrel

idk about it's fighting skills
but it tastes great

>Burger can't run
>Burger can't fit in convenient European car
>Burger can't use bidet

Try and gore this while it's in the middle of a lake.
Check mate, Swede.

*BBBRRRRRRTT*

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WnLz26Bwc
We even have white moose

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You can't even compete.

>burgers can not pronounce Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Embarassing

>This is my countrys national animal, would your countrys national animal be able to beat it in a fight?
No, it would eat your national animal's rotting carcass though. My home state's (CT) animal is a wrecking machine though.

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fight me

Sissy tiger boi

fite me

What animal is it?

Oh wait it looked like a tiger on the thumbnail
>Brit education

How would a moose gore a squirrel or small bird?

no but at least it's cuter

youtu.be/hUFAwBNi2AQ

yeah.

Wrong

A moose fucking destroys a wolf in a 1v1 battle

>What animal is it?
A sperm whale. We had a huge whaling industry.

this is not an ordinary wolf, it's a grey wolf. they have turkic blood.

moosen can swim checkmate

>horns

Antlers

ups chacha

>moosen can swim checkmate
They actually drown a lot while swimming to escape bugs. Double checkmate.

The question is for how long? You know the swan can just fly too if the moose comes there.
The swan can wear the moose down with tactical shart attacks from the air. It's not even a contest really.

Yes, bald eagle would shit in Mr Moose's mouth and he'll die from illness

>żubr
>our national animal
literal retard

and what it is then?

Look at this cute boy

awwwwww

>Look at this cute boy
Natural born killers.

White eagle

a white eagle you fucking retard

no he isn't

It's not a tiger m8.
Also, Britain never had lions. You just appropriate south European ancient culture. You national animal is a drunk irish yelling go home british in london streets.

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Yes.

>skwurrul

Gee, that was easy

This was the only bear that brazil ever had...
Uneducated cunts call it a tiger.

>E*ropeeings can't pronounce squirrel
I thought that was just German speakers, it's from Latin.

>idk about it's fighting skills
>but it tastes great
Ours probably tastes terrible desu.

>Europeans can't pronounce squirrel
Where does this meme come from?
>skwirrl

Can you pronounce
>Eichhörnchen (squirrel)
>tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen (little czech match)

step aside boys
(red kangaroo is national animal, emu is national bird)

>Be bird
>Can't fly

kek, no need, it soars above animals that muck in the mud

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DYEL-aroo

American Bison is definitely out most definitive mammal and it would beat the shit out of your little "woodland" wissents
>USA
>S
>A

Literally the greatest animal in existance.

We should've gone with the turkey

You knew this was coming.

sick cunt

That's not our national animal dumbfuck

>definitive mammal
>national animal

I like coming to Sup Forums because _________.
>insecure strangers like to randomly attack you on non-issues

do you see buffalo all over the place, and in national symbols? No. Nobody cares about the buffalo.

It's the bald eagle

No one beats this big fucker. Except the African ones.

It is.
The American bison was made the national mammal. The bald eagle is the national bird.

>In 2016, the American bison became the national mammal of the United States.

Bump

do we even have a national animal?
oh shit boi

We'll take care of you doggy style.

It seems so.

i heard english speakers couldn't pronounce écureuil (squirrel in french) because of the -euil

>something to be proud of

>saber-toothed tiger
>from the biological family of felidae
>bear

Yes
Fuck pudus

Fuck off thats ours.

fuck you wn

Żubr is national animal, white eagle is national bird. Check it out before you spew shit.

like it was nothing

"chip munk"

I hate to break it to you, but your national animal doesn't exist

Oh, but moomins are totally real?? Get a grip

They are real like my childhood hopes and dreams

Viscious fucs

FIGHT ME