Damn

Damn

Joe Rogans wife looks like THAT?

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>pull her up Jamie

>She'll tear you to shreds

She looks a bit young to be anyone's wife, and what's that she's drinking?

So this is what DMT gets you

>preteen girls wearing make up in the public

She's like a foot taller than little joe.

Damn! Joe's wife looks like that?!

How does he get away with marrying a girl that young? That's supposed to be illegal.

the wife isn't the one i'm looking at, if you know what i'm saying

>pull up that video of that tiger eating a warthog Jamie
>damn he would tear you to fucking shreds man
>O N N I T .com

>cringe

>yfw he has a wife's daughter

proofs?

haHAA xD

Would you a the hag or the daughter? Be honest

looks great

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that really looks awful

but what is the sliced meat?

>the black oil

I'd like to see how much was left on the plate at the end

Hhhnnnnggg hat litle nymphette licking the pen

The cheese.

>7 eggs
>300mg of cholesterol PER egg
>2100mg of cholesterol for just this one meal
>the DRI for cholesterol is 300mg
>Joe also eats elk meat for lunch and dinner
>has few vegetables
>virtually no fruit
>and no carbs


Heart attack, heart disease, cancer, and colon cancer when? Keep in mind, that stuff starts popping up in peoples 50s and Joe is 49.

>sour kraut

also
>sour kraut

Joe is such a dumbfuck I love him

there is no meat, that is he smoked cheese

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>still falling for the cholesterol meme in 2017

but it looks like a thick slice of bologna, right? huh. Guess i'm not up on my smoked goudas.

>Eggs from my yard
>when you've taken so many pills in your life you believe the eggplant in your yard produces eggs and your wife has to put eggs underneath it just to keep your mental state intact

>hurr durr!
>there is no limit for cholesterol!!!!!
>just like theres no limit for sodium, sugar, fats, or protein!!!!


>people still fall for the jewish "dietary cholesterol" meme

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His ex gf was better looking

>cholesterol is bad
You really need to stop talking about things you don't understand, effeminate little kid.

Light the weed, boys.

You realize only fags and women care about eating healthy, right?

This is Luis Guzman 's daughter.

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T. Fat Sup Forums virgin


Sorry. I'm from /fit/ and care about what I put into my body. But you can enjoy being miserable and unhealthy.

What did he mean by this?

>being this butthurt about your antiquated health-class education

Top cuck, his wife is a literal coalburner?

you're clearly the miserable one, commenting on other people's choice of food.

i bet you're actually fat, or at least a former fatty.

>disgusting queer subhuman thought replying again would mean this is a discussion instead of someone better than him TELLING him

Hes in great shape and has lots of expendable cash - why are you surprised user?

I'm just saddened that Joe is falling for the "dietary cholesterol" meme, as she shoves 7 eggs down his throat in the morning. Dude is going to be dead in 5 years and I won't have a comfy podcast to listen too.

Let me guess, daddy wasn't around to raise you.

ALL the eggs in Nootka Sound!

>comfy
Confirmed for never had sex with a female.

maybe he doesn't eat it that often, just like i don't eat greasy sausages and bacon every breakfast.

if you're an avid listener of his podcast, he constantly says how he eats at least 5 eggs everyday from his chickens.

>getting this triggered from someone's meal

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>all these replies

SO much hate and anger because your diets have been exposed as dog shit. Go back to your Sup Forums board you fat subhuman virgins. Sup Forums is literally bro tier board, and lots of us are /fit/izens as well.

>no carbs

Two slices of bread doesn't count as carbs?

with ya bro.

go be mad elsewhere, fatty.

back on your bike banana boy

>SO
That faggot way of starting a sentence though.

prooooooofs???

You're the mad and angry one though.

you guys are idiots if you think Joe Rogan doesn't have a healthy diet.

If you actually pay attention to what he says, you would know he drinks a kale shake every morning for breakfast, which he backs with a shit ton of vitamin/nutrient dense veggies. He gets more nutrients out of his diet in one shake than the average Sup Forums poster does in a month.

>damage control because he knows he can't hide his single mother upbringing anymore

...

>knowing this much about some dumb ape's diet
Your life isn't going anywhere worthwhile.

You sound pretty angry user. I think you should take another nap.

i fucking love sriracha(>inb4 le meme sauce), but i'll never understand people who eat it with anything but meat

>Being THIS angry

Oh boy. I forgot why I loved this board. The autism spectrum of it is glorious.

man joe has the perfect life

>getting triggered by people's diet and Sup Forums posts
>Your life isn't going anywhere worthwhile.

>reaction images after 2010
>capitalizing every letter in a word because you're too stupid to communicate emphasis any other way
Cringe.

>user keeps forcing out the "single mom" insults

Sounds like mad projecting. It's okay, little guy. Just be thankful that your mother even stuck around to raise you.

low carb cures autism

>ywn have Joe's spinning back kick

you're the one posting frog pictures you autist

>having to imagine that everyone who makes you feel the shame you should be feeling is triggered
Try and be less emotionally involved if you decide to stay on my site.

Try to be less angry.

>he's too much of a toddler to realize that people don't think he's any smarter for substituting in "projection" for "no u"

Excellent reading comprehension, Jamal.

>genuinly getting upset over shitty posts on Sup Forums
browse at least a week before posting, user

>2100mg of cholesterol for just this one meal
But that's how much cholesterol your body creates naturally, as it's required for hormone production. 2 grams in a healthy adult male; why would your body do this if it's bad for you?

Over kill. Now it just looks like you're speaking from experience. It's okay user. We're here for you

>7 eggs

Fucking why?

>if i keep pretending i have the power to emotionally affect others, i won't feel so impotent irl!
Your desperation is palpable.

>says Sup Forums is "his site"
>talks about emotional involvement
You're here every day, aren't you. Sad!

>

Try to project less.

Protein you mong. He's in amazing shape for his age. You WILL look like a fat piece of shit when you're 50. You were never meant to make it.

always had a strong hunch joe was gay. this confirms it. his wife is a tall-man looking woman and his ex is a fucking tranny

You realize Sup Forums is a board not a site, right? Try thinking before pressing submit.

Why do those eggs look deformed? The ones on the bread look OK but the other ones look diseased.

It's okay. We will get through this together

She's pretty hot, but who is that old bag right behind him?

He had a fight in the octagon that day

>i said project again, mommy!

Try not to pretend being retarded so much.

You know he doesn't eat that many eggs every day right? He had a fight. If you really think you need to eat that many eggs to get protein you're the fucking mong.

>You realize only fags care about eating healthy, right
>Sorry. I'm from /fit/ and care about what I put into my body

Yes, we all know dicks are ripe with protein