Allen > Bateman > Bryce > van Patten >>>>> Carruthers

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > van Patten >>>>> Carruthers

Carruthers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest of them.

Van Patten > Allen > Bateman > Bryce >Carruthers

>pic

Bryce is best because dubs

Let's see Paul Allen's post number.

It's dubs thread then

Fuck

with that gold trim...

Bryce > Allen > Carruthers > Patten > Bateman

Bateman>Allen>>Carruthers>Bryce>Van Patten

Fight me faggots.

Check it Bateman

Judging by the pic only, this is the correct ranking

Bateman's card is the best, that is literally the point of this scene

>Bateman
>Pierce &Pierce
>&Pierce

REEEEEEEEEEE

You ain't seen nothing yet.

>implying that's not a subtle 'fuck you' to pierce

How many vice presidents does that company have?

My two main problems with Bateman's are that the top row of text is too far from the top of the card compared to the spacing on the bottom row

Also putting the address in two lines looks better than one
One line is a fucking mess of numbers from a functional standpoint, separating the address and fax number makes sense

impressive

> serif fonts on a business card ever.

Pig disgusting.

they're all shit.

also,

As many as your digits it seems.

These guys knows what's up.
Dubs prove it.

It's just another pic of Carruthers card...

I don't get it. How could they all be vice president

It always bugs me Allen's doesn't actually have a watermark

How come they all have the same phone number?

...

Perhaps it's a metaphorical one. He saw it because he knew deep down Allen was better than him and not afraid to show it.

dumb frog

The point is that they are all really the same

Bateman's is the best.

name pops out, doesn't look overdone.

The other ones look either guady or like someone sprayed droplets and wrinkled it.

>all of them are vice-presidents

americans please explain this

Bryce is the best, Allen is the wort because that font is eye cancer.

never watched this flick but I guess the point is that all this card stuff is fucking bullshit built over nothing

No way, it's trying too hard with that gold and green

Paul Allen's is actually the best, understated yet clsssy.

That font though.

Acquisition is spelled wrong in all of them.

They're all intellectual lightweights.

Van Patten and Bryce look like they were printed on paper towels. Carruthers looks pretty bad with gold and green, so that's thrown out too.

Objectively, Allen > Bateman, but only by a little, since Bateman's ego really inflates the rift between the two.

Allen>Carruthers>van Patten>Bateman>Bryce

You're right

Interesting opinion, too bad you're wrong, faggot.

pls no bully

Check em